Beyonce to show off her shoulders and knees in Malaysia

Beyonce Knowles sped up her spacecraft. Behind, protesters threatening to disrupt the concert because of her sexy image, tracked her in a space shuttle called Culture n Religion.

“We are not against entertainment as long as it is within in the framework of our culture and our religion,” a warning kept echoing in the sky, heard from Malaysia to the North Pole. “We are against Western sexy performances. We don’t think our people need that.”

Knowles had said on her website before that she would take the stage at a stadium in Kuala Lumpur on Oct. 25. The Jakarta post reports, Knowles canceled a planned concert two years ago following protest threats. At the time her talent agency said the show was called off due to a scheduling conflict.

“Should I come back to Indonesia? It has less stringent rules about how performers should behave,” she said to herself.

But she was too exhausted to continue her voyage and decided to stop by the moon. She was running out of mineral water.

“Wait, recent news—the moon is not the dry, dull place it seems,” she said to herself again. Traces of water lurk in the dirt unseen. Yes, water! There must be water somewhere around here.”

Quickly, she got off the spacecraft and started to search for water. Behind those people kept chasing her crazily. She ran and ran and ran. They yelled and yelled and yelled. She nearly fainted, when, to her surprise, how come, they competed each other for her autograph!

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And funny Jet Li?

Funny blog: great inspirations!

Their lives have changed amazingly! Here, two distinguished persons talk about who has inspired them most.

Charlie Funtoblog on his father, Martin Nicetoblog.

My father, a funny blogger, is my hero. He once told me, “If you can’t make a funny blog, make a tickling blog,” and I’ve never forgotten that. He is my best friend, and my motivator, and my most loyal ally. I wish everyone had at least one person who inspires him or her the way my father inspires me. Now, every night and day I think on newer funny posts and another improved funny blog.

Blogmaker Tarzan Van Cliff on comic creator Stood Lee

I started blogging when I was two or three years old and I got heavily into Funny Blog when I was about five. My favorite character was always Germ-man learns to blog a funny blog and I started creating my own comic characters under the influence of Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy. Back in 1989, I came out with my own tickling blog and some funny bloggers said that my blog was not funny. I didn’t care. I created more and more funny blogs! I was excited when comic creator Stood Lee wrote to me and said that he liked my blog. Whereas my blog was nothing; it’s only about germ to demolish your body!

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Miss Marple to swallow the moon

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And funny Jet Li?

Julia McKenzie was excited. She danced, whistled, jumped, hopped, and sang. She was proud to get a career-changing chance at 68.

“It’s a funny thing about acting, you know, when you get the part and you’re my age, you drop 10 years like that. Acting makes you feel young again, ” she said.

But the people she was speaking to were only looking at her in disbelief and gaping.

“I am new Miss Marple, you know Agatha Christie’s famous amateur detective?” she went on. I would have retired but …”

She was too thrilled and tickled to dance that she raised her hands and wings and started to fly. She flew high to the sky. She bumped into Superman who had just had a tickling haircut that amused her. Next, when she flew lower, swinging Spiderman nearly hit her. And to her surprise, the grumbling superhero knocked down flashing Batman who was carrying President Britney Spears on his back.

The people down there were still gaping on seeing this nonsense, let alone when ‘Miss Marple’ soon swallowed the moon.

Jet Li to return but not to kick your ass!

Jet Li had far away run from his home in that housing complex when all of a sudden, behind him the press started to appear and irritate him.

“It’s early in morning! Can’t you just go jogging with me?” he insisted. The press didn’t say anything; they were trying to keep up with him.

“Okay, okay, you want some news from me,” he said then halted. Exhausted, he went on, “I’m returning to Chinese film. It’s a non-kung fu movie. That’s it.”



The press kept quiet. Unexpectedly, one of the newsmen came to attack him. Another one started to assail him too. Next, the whole people became wild.

You bet, it’s not a big deal for him to defeat those people. No doubt, he was good at it. But what confused him that after they all have been rid of, they turned to be a coil of smoke and then gone.

“It doesn’t make sense!” he cried out in disbelief.

All at once, a voice was heard moaning somewhere, “You’re lying! You’re not returning to a non-kung fu Chinese film.”

Before he could reply, another voice interrupted, “and you are not speaking mandarin!”

It belonged to his neighbor—a blogger!

Britney Spears VS Tickling Blogger

If Britney Spears were president …

You see, President Britney Spears looked restless on a round table bench that day. Dressed in dark bikini she was biting her nail. She had just done a generous thing to her people:delivering five hundred billion three hundred twenty three pies to everybody in her neighborhood for free, but something seemed to conjure up.

What was it?

“Are you really the first president since Nixon to wear eye shadow?” A man from outer space had asked her just now through an SMS. Yet she had not responded.

“Are you really eager to put a nightclub on the moon within a decade?” Another man who liked swinging through and crawling on the walls of the skyscrapers had been curious. Again she had not given any comments.

But this one surprised her, “Mrs. President, I saw you on TV showing off your buff new body.”

“Oh really?” she replied spontaneously. “What do you think? You like it?”

There was no response. An outburst of giggle was heard somewhere, instead!

“By the way, who said that?” She looked round, trying to find out who it was. And …,“Oh, not again!”

A blogger was running out of the White House!

BTW, Britney Spears and Jet Li and Mr. G would like to see Ms. Marple to swallow the moon

6 Crazy News Written By Stressful Blogger

Got some crazy news to cope with stress, Mr. Blogger?

Yes …

But Beware if you're not used to this weird humor, you get stressed, instead!

1. A tiring shadow was browsing on the internet and came across a funny blog. He started to laugh and … ” Would you stop that!” a voice abruptly took it back to where it belonged—the bloggers’ body!

2. A hanger jumped out of the wall to welcome a guess by the door. The stressful hanger had never been seen since and regarded as a missing thing. A lousy blogger took it with him and use it as--a hanger?

3. A spoof banner escaped from its cage and snatched a zoo visitor. The visitor was not torn apart and couldn't be eaten. He felt like being tickled to death!

4. Flash Gordon, together with Wonder Woman, went to the cinema on Friday night to see a horror movie. Unfortunately, the slide was stolen on the way to the movie theater. How come! The screen was displayed the features of stressful blogger with a hanger. It was totally not funny.

5. A turtle who’s eager to cope with stress invited Mr. Google Search Engine to his house. “Can I take some funny and tickling blogs with me?” Mr. G demanded. “Is your house is a search engine too?

6. A face whose nose is missing was laughing at itself. “Do you think it is funny?” asked another face. It didn't respond. He kept laughing. Next the face started to take off its eyes, lips and beard, and … “Stop it!” the faced returned to where it belonged, the crazily stressful blogger's!

Funny blog Versus Tickling blog?

“I don’t think your blog is funny,” said blogger A to blogger B jealously.
“Oh yeah? Look at yours. Is it a tickling blog?’ replied blogger B. “It’s ridiculous and dull.”
“I can’t believe it,” blogger A went on, “Funny writings you say about your blog? It’s only for corpse to cope with stress. Ha-ha-ha.”
“Wait, don’t you think your tickling writings are only able to tickle shadows?”
“Hey, what’s wrong with your eyes? My tickling blog, my tickling writings, all that I write to cope with stress, are grammatically right! Are you something of beginner of English as foreign language or what?”
“Really? What do people look for in the funny blog? Funny writings! They need entertainment, not rules of writings! I suggest that you should visit my funny blog and learn of my funny writings very carefully. Yes, you’d better learn from me how to write funny blog easily.”
“Ha-ha-ha. What a tickling idea, yet your blog is far from that. I’ll help you to cope with stress. Read my tickling writings more and more!”
“Oh yeah, eat this!”

Blogger B started to attack Blogger A. Blogger A, however, tried to defend himself. They fought and fought and fought fiercely.

Blogger B took a gun out of his jacket and ….

Bank!

How come? Blogger A laughed as if being tickled to feel the bullet bounce back of his body. He took off his shirt just to show his competitor a symbol S which was well known around the globe.

By the way, where're their blogs? To their surprise, the funny blog and the tickling bog they're talking about turned out to fall in love each other and now they walked arm and arm in the park nearby.

“Nuts!” said Mr. Google Search Engine who’s passing by.

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