Jet Li had far away run from his home in that housing complex when all of a sudden, behind him the press started to appear and irritate him.
“It’s early in morning! Can’t you just go jogging with me?” he insisted. The press didn’t say anything; they were trying to keep up with him.
“Okay, okay, you want some news from me,” he said then halted. Exhausted, he went on, “I’m returning to Chinese film. It’s a non-kung fu movie. That’s it.”
The press kept quiet. Unexpectedly, one of the newsmen came to attack him. Another one started to assail him too. Next, the whole people became wild.
You bet, it’s not a big deal for him to defeat those people. No doubt, he was good at it. But what confused him that after they all have been rid of, they turned to be a coil of smoke and then gone.
“It doesn’t make sense!” he cried out in disbelief.
All at once, a voice was heard moaning somewhere, “You’re lying! You’re not returning to a non-kung fu Chinese film.”
Before he could reply, another voice interrupted, “and you are not speaking mandarin!”
It belonged to his neighbor—a blogger!
“It’s early in morning! Can’t you just go jogging with me?” he insisted. The press didn’t say anything; they were trying to keep up with him.
“Okay, okay, you want some news from me,” he said then halted. Exhausted, he went on, “I’m returning to Chinese film. It’s a non-kung fu movie. That’s it.”
The press kept quiet. Unexpectedly, one of the newsmen came to attack him. Another one started to assail him too. Next, the whole people became wild.
You bet, it’s not a big deal for him to defeat those people. No doubt, he was good at it. But what confused him that after they all have been rid of, they turned to be a coil of smoke and then gone.
“It doesn’t make sense!” he cried out in disbelief.
All at once, a voice was heard moaning somewhere, “You’re lying! You’re not returning to a non-kung fu Chinese film.”
Before he could reply, another voice interrupted, “and you are not speaking mandarin!”
It belonged to his neighbor—a blogger!
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