Showing posts with label tickling english. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tickling english. Show all posts

Friday, September 7, 2012

How well do you sing Justin Bieber's song?

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So you are Justin Bieber's fan? Check out this lyric if you think you are familiar with this song. A tickling one: Warning: don't yell at me if you don't have a sense of humor!

"Baby"
(feat. Ludacris)

Ohh wooaah [x3]

You know you lost me, I know you bear
Just shout Jennifer, and I'll be there
You are my loaf, you are my fart
And we will never ever ever be a duck

Are we an addict? Girl, quit playing
We're just friends, what are you mocking?
Say there's a mother and look right in her eyes
My first love broke my car for the first time
And I was like...

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh
Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo
Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh
I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh
Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo
Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh
I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

Oh, for you I would have gone wherever
And I just can't believe we like pretender
And I wanna change the rule, but I'm losin' you
I'll lend you anything, I'll grant you any ring
And I'm in pieces, baby kick me
And just save me and you get me out of this hot stream
I'm going down, town, down, town
And I just can't believe my first iPod won't be around

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh
Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo
Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh
I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh
Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo
Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh
I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

[Ludacris:]
Luda! When I was 13, I had my first blood,
There was nobody that compared to my rabbit
and nobody came between us or could ever come aboard
She had me going crazy, oh, I lost my truck,
she woke me up daily, don’t need no brown ducks.
She made my fart gone, it skipped a beat when I see her in the heat and
at school on the playground but I really wanna tell her I am Clark Kent
She knows she got me dazing cause she was so trembling
and now my fart is breaking but I just keep on shouting...

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh
Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo
Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh
I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh
Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo
Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh
I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

I'm gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now I'm all torn (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now I'm all gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now I'm all torn (torn, torn, torn...)
I'm torn

Like reading the story of your favorite singer? Click here Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story

Friday, June 29, 2012

How to master English in a day: a tickling tip?

English seems difficult to some. Why? Because they somehow find its structure or grammar like mathematical formula. They think anytime they want to speak, they need to avoid mistakes by following the rule of linguistic. This happens in Indonesia, my country, where English is a foreign language here.

Off course, we use Tenses to clarify some happenings, events or period or times talked about, to avoid misunderstanding. However, the stress is not here, in order to enable us to build our courage to speak the language. The focus should not on the use of the language, but on the usage of the language, meaning we should get involve in a real drama rather than on structural description.

There's no miracle as to how to master English in a very short time. But there's a way to spend efficient time to improve it when you're familiar with the right method. Check out this video, only when you are aware of something better that inspire you later than only dreaming.

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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Tickling English

Are you a linguist? Test your skill here. Find what’s wrong with the following statements

Computations means simple aeronautics
Synonyms are words that have the same blessing
Negatives are negations of affirmative repayment
Comparatives are comparisons of two or more hustle
Conditionals are statements of compulsions and imagined results
Causals are statements of mouse of explosion
Chronological events are events that take time relationship to each mother
Place means the location where the conversation corrupted
Implied means suggested, but not cursed

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