Katy Perry in Bali? Tell me the story

Katy Perry was about to tell me something sensational and I said, "not now." I knew it's crazy. I was not in a mood to learn to tickle everyone's fancy. Whether She would say, "I am in Bali now, Mr Nurman, cover a tickling news about me?" I didn't know.

I refused to respond because I was not sure she's going to tell me something out of tickling context. Off course, it's not funny while Katy Perry's singing some hits I was narrating silly stories about Nicolas Cage playing hide and seek with Robert Pattinson or about Emma Stones going on a pilgrimage to Mecca and or celebrities prefer to die in Bali and so on.

The pretty singer is keeping herself busy! The 27-year-old Katy Perry is in Bali, climbing a mountain. That's as the rumor goes. Next, Katy will perform on Jan.19 at the Sentul International Convention Center for her California Dreams tour. Whoops, the latter is history! If you keep up with the news, you know it.

Katy was sporting blue hair and a blue ring, but at that time she was not in Bali. She was not here around my neighborhood, either, to tell me something sensational as above-mentioned. So? When I said I was not in a mood to tickle everyone's fancy she quickly turned to be my wife bluffing at me for this weird daydreaming!

Amanda Bynes not to be tickled

Amanda Bynes who has been charged with two hit and run offenses doesn't need a tickling story to lull her to sleep. Okay, Bynes is not planning on going to rehab anytime soon. She is not going to narrate a story about Katy Perry nor Lindsay Lohan there. If so, I am afraid people may think this is a hidden campaign of Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to promote his blog on the Internet.

I swear to God, Amanda Bynes has nothing to do with anything to tickle your fancy here, may ignore the weird articles about Bread Pete and Brad Pitt, Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon or Johhny Depp and Johnny debt. Maybe if she asks my opinion over her problem there would be probably an unsatisfied answer coming up.

Were you there when she was smoking marijuana in her car? I'm not asking Robocop and consider this a tickling question. Sound childish, perhaps. She was reportedly told friends she was smoking tobacco, not weed.

On Sept. 9, the former "All That" star was pulled over for driving at night without her headlights on. Days later, Bynes was ordered not to drive by a judge in Los Angeles. On Monday, Bynes was said to have locked herself in a dressing room for nearly two hours, but nobody said she's learning to create a tickling story to support me as I was running out of ideas.

Even Lindsay Lohan, who has gotten into trouble with the law as well for theft and a DUI, does not understand why I should write this silly article and why people should come here over and over again.

Amanda, be patient dear.

Britney Spears, the X-Factor and Islam conversion gossip

Those saying The X Factor is a television music competition franchise created by Britney Spears must think twice to say so. That's the fake news. The X Factor is originated in the United Kingdom, where it was devised as a replacement for Pop Idol and it was created by Simon Cowell.

Talking about Britney, who don't know her? Something that you don't have to question: You really know Britney? But, Britney who?

She is no doubt a famous celebrity, a great singer as well as a stage performer. She cannot be compared to Britney Tampubolon who might be the one coming from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. This Britney may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. And you may skip this fake news: Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and talked about creating a whiteboard animation

Britney spears may skip this annoying gossip. And may agree that those saying The X Factor is a television music competition franchise created by her must be the ones ill-advised. Again, it is fake news! A sort of hoax can spread easily anywhere on the Internet. Another one, for instance this question may drive most people to extremes: is Britney Spears a Muslim?

One thing for sure Britney Spears won't show up in the X Factor as a Muslim ambassador to urge the non-Muslim to debate with her, that's not funny! Here, instead Britney would be looking forward to teaching you English! Whoops, Britney ... who?

How Well Do You Know About Justin Bieber?

How well you know about Justin Bieber? You are his fan? Check out something wrong in this biography, This is part of tickling writing, nothing more!

Stop kidding me, I'm not a kid anymore!

But first, just make sure you know well about yourself before you know about Justin Bieber. Justin Drew Bieber born March 1, 1994 is a Canadian singer-song sprinter, musician, producer and tractor. Bieber was discovered in 2008 by American talent manager Neil Amstrong, who came across Bieber's videos on MyTube and later became his manager. Amstrong arranged for him to meet with Shaun the sheep, a farmer in Medan, North Sumatera, and Bieber was soon signed to X-men Shaun Media Group (XSMG), and then to a Desert Records recording contract offered by record executive L.A. Galaxy.

Sounds dull joke? Well, nothing is more tickling than provide a ring here. How well do you know about Muhammad Ali dancing like Justin Bieber then stinging like a bee? The skinny Bieber was a former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world and holds the record as the youngest boxer to win the WBC, WBA and IBF heavyweight titles at 11 years, 11 months and 10 days old. Bieber moved to the cruiser weight division in 2007 and won his first title the following year, when he defeated Lady Gaga for the WBA Cruiser weight belt. He would then go on to defeat Katy Perry and Charles Bronson to win the attention of Queen Elizabeth 2.

Bieber has won numerous major awards in his career as a blogger--his side job, including three National Blogging Awards as Best Blogger, and fourteen Blogfare Awards. He is the most-nominated performer in any major rafting category at Blogfare, with 37 nominations overall. In addition to blogging, Justin Bieber has worked also as an English teacher.Currently he's writing a book about how well do you rewrite from a serious thing into a spoof. You know, it's free promotion of my tickle fancy blog. Lol.

Katy Perry 'Tired of Being Blogger'?

Silly with the tittle? Maybe!

Foxnews.com reports: Katy Perry 'Tired of Being Famous' Katy Perry has had a charmed life. Not only is the 27-year-old rich, beautiful and talented with a body to die for, her "Teenage Dream" album matched Michael Jackson's Hot 100 record for the most #1 songs off a single album. Nevertheless, she's kinda sick of being famous.

Asked by me in my last dream, she said, "I won't join you to win a project of In-House training program. I have nothing to do with that." I didn't say anything. I woke up and sighed. And you may say, "Oh, Mr. Nurman, there you go again!"

Wanna have my book?

Katy Perry won't struggle hard for a pagerank 1,2,3 or more on Google page's competition. While her name used as a keyword maybe something that bloggers need to compete for. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with her tiredness of being famous if she felt that way. There's nothing wrong with corruptions here in Indonesia, which seem never stop to become the spotlight of the day, either.

I'm not sure of what I said the latter. I'm too shy to ask Katy Perry or our President about it. Anybody dares?

Rod Steward, Indonesia and the hit

What's the best hit of Rod Stewart when he performed in Jakarta, Indonesia recently? It's not "Alamat palsu" or "Alay." The fans will answer variably, off course.

No doubt, it was a nostalgia-filled experience for fans of British superstar Rod Stewart. Jakarta welcomed him gaily. During his concert,“Rod Stewart: The Hits,”on Tuesday night at Plenary Hall in the Jakarta Convention Center, Stewart never talked about an accident happening around Tugu Tani, downtown, recently which has taken 9 lives of innocent pedestrians.

The 67-year-old still has nothing to do with it. He kept singing and singing until, suddenly to everyone unawareness, one of the 2,400-strong audience cried.

He opened with “Love Train,” taken from his 2009 album “Soulbook,” and this man kept crying. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw.

All of a sudden the music stopped and the man flew high to sky approaching Mr. Steward. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw. Rod took a deep breath and didn't see the man standing beside him. The superstar said nothing. The man, instead said, "Oh come on, Mr. Nurman stop this nonsense!"

Katy Perry

Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia?

Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and then will visit me to share her tickling stories?"

Don't yell, "Come on ..."

Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (born October 25, 1984), better known by her stage name of Katy Perry, is not an amateur singer who sings melancholic song of dangdut--this kind of genre popular in Indonesia. Born in Santa Barbara, California, and raised by Christian pastor parents, Perry grew up listening to only gospel music and sang in her local church as a child. About this, she never told me in private due to continental long distance's problem.

She might have been in Jakarta by the time I'm writing this. Again, why didn't the promoters tell me about it? If they did, I would beg SOPA to stop their action to disturb our online activities, right? What is SOPA anyway? They are bad news for bloggers, artists and whoever having business on the Internet.

What do you think Mr. Promoter? Why do you think, Katy? What do you think Mr. Pirate? Whoops ....
Pirate?

Well, welcome to Indonesia, dear ...

Britney Spears converts to Islam?

Britney is now veiled over. She is learning how to recite the Koran and trying not to skip her daily five-time prayer. She doesn't eat pork and says no to alcohol.

She still sings but prefers to do it in the bedroom. Of nightlife she just says, 'it's history."

Britney is also learning how to fast, the real one -- not only to refrain from food and drink but also from anger and sexual desire. Last year she fasted a few days and it's okay for her as done only half day each.

As to going pilgrimage to Mecca, she may not do it in the near future. She is not well prepared mentally. But Britney is longing for this sacred ceremony.

Why has she decided to convert to Islam? First, she got along well quite long with the Muslim community around her neighborhood before and found them as humble, helpful and peaceful people. Second, after a long contemplation, she agrees with the concept of the beyond compare God, the one and only.

By, the way, what's Islam really like? Find the answer from a convert

So, how about her fans? Will this effect them?

"Fans? What're you talking about?" Britney Lestari, a successful entrepreneur here in Jakarta, gets confused.

Is it like a song, "Too many Britneys will kill you?"

Madonna can't sleep!

Madonna can't sleep?

Why can't she? She has many things in mind annoying her? But it's okay. Now she might sleep tight.

You know, when Madonna can't sleep she can't close her eyes, off course. She might think everything is okay. She might assume a blogger is beside her telling her about funny things in life, like 'how can't you sleep' or 'you don't have to sleep for a hundred years.'

Then this blogger takes her to the land of fantasy where people don't have to sleep at all because without sleep people will feel like sleep. When this sleeping people are awake actually they are asleep..

Got a problem with sleeping? Forget it, let's get back to sleep .....

Kim Hee-chul to tickle followers on Twitter?

Popular South Korean singer attracts teens' attention as he learns to tickle everybody's fancy? Girls, Kim Hee-chul is stealing your heart away with jokes besides singing!

Is that the hot celebrity news or a mere gossip? And especially on Twitter, he laughs a lot. He even laughs without any reason. How can it be? According to one of his followers, that's because he fails to tickle his fans' fancy, instead he himself is forced to tickle himself--confusing?

According to another follower, he fails to follow this girl offline, as the girl was in a hurry to have a movement to the rest room downtown. The other one says he can't stop laughing watching Indonesian's comedy show on TV. What's so funny, anyway? Korean-Indonesian, totally different language. How can it be understood?

Forget it. Welcome to the world of tickling, young man. Ready or no, you're going to be tickled in the blogesphere!

Eminem and Dangdut Song

Is Eminem one of the hip-hop stars? Eminem uses all types of four-letter words and adult topics in his music, and never sings dangdut song, let alone with the Indonesian King of Dangdut, Rhoma Irama. Music is part of his life and Rhoma Irama.thinks that way too.

But, world, do you know who Rhoma Irama is? Pay a visit to Indonesia, but sorry--it's rampant, prone to corruption all over the regions today.

In a preview released Friday (October 8) from his upcoming interview with a blogger, Em describes his household as a swearing-free zone but it is free from Dangdut song!

"I'm a parent; I have daughters. It's okay, if they want to sing with me all the time, but not dangdut. I'm afraid they wont' forget where they belong to and dance anytime they want, even on the street," Em told tickling blogger, Mr. Trilili.

"I'm not saying there's no tolerant in the music, there's much different between Rap and Dangdut," Em explained. "But this is music, this is my art and this is what I do."

Em has tried to create any tickling songs but we don't know yet, when they will be released, and of course, no dangdut singers all over Indonesia know abut it.

"Desire still exists, but I don't think it's fun to sing something you don't like to sing, you know, bringing the new atmosphere to the world is fun with rap, not with dangdut" he told the Anythingyousay Times in June.

"There was so much fun in the world, including writing parody."

Hmm, who said the latter? Who said all?

Justin Bieber dolls to tickle your fancy for the holidays?

Justin Bieber dolls are coming to a toy store near you this holiday season. "But you can't buy them, my kids, and I'm not suggesting you buy one."

The dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, seem offended. They try to find out who says the above statement.

But they can't move, they're only dolls. However, their curiosity grows strong that they turn themselves to humans and sneak around that warehouse and approach a shadow around the corner.

They are about to yell at this mother when they find her sitting calmly there, moaning about her life. Amazing, those dolls change their mind, make a deal with themselves and soon agree to turn themselves to mice and help this mice family to earn a piece of cheese.

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