Celebrity Funny Stories To Make You Laugh Out Loud!

Looking for some funny stories to make you laugh out loud? The following are compiled from the old files belonging to Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy. If it is not too crazy hopefully you can give a bright smile to a gecko. Lol!

Famous celebrities like Oprah Winfrey, Lindsay Lohan, Mike Tyson, George Michael and Christopher Hawking don’t have something to amuse you directly here, but as the stories must go on, and they must be funny, you are not allowed to laugh out loud in a plenary meeting!

Remember when Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey lent her voice to Orangutan for the first time as promoted by pre-schoolers around her neighborhood? It had nothing to do with some grumbles of this Sesame Street producer who had asked her to participate in a TV show project in advance and had made a deal to use her voice. You want to know a very funny story that makes you laugh out loud? Those Orangutans living in Borneo Indonesia learn to copy Oprah Winfrey’s gesture in order to support Darwin theory of evolution.

Lindsay Lohan was finally taking a step in a confusing direction. After news broke that she had tested positive for cocaine during her drug test, she started to distinguish between black and white when she saw people playing chess. Whether this information is right or wrong, if you laugh out oud for this joke, probably you have dull sense of humor. But if it is part of funny story, well—not bad anyway. For the first time ever she did not play victim. She was learning how to amuse people with jokes? No way, no jokes in the head of the chess players. That’s silly!

Now, sit still, concentrate. Close your eyes and imagine there before you is a cute boy to tickle. Get rid of stress, now you are with the baby boy and he is crying for you to take him into your lap. No, do not listen to the weep; you need to focus on how to refrain from anger. All you have to do is only feel you are with him and keep lulling him to sleep even after your blue jeans having been wet.

Now you have no more hatred, you don't have to win a debate and you don't have to be in the sulks, not by any means. Your sins are redeemed, not by a savior or God, not even by celebrities, but by your own initiative to be always in a positive-thinking state of mind.

This kind of therapy is worth trying anytime you feel lack of tolerance. As nobody perfect you can yell at the sky and express your emotion, "I'm not perfect; I swear to God, I'm not perfect. I am not even as perfect as celebrity" OK, done? Now listen to a funny story about Mike Tyson. The one to make you laugh out loud? Which one? You come to him, yell at him and tickle him!

By the way, George Michael admits to driving under alcohol influence? Out of date info of celebrity?

I wrote something silly about it on September 2010: When the accident happened, he was learning how to tickle his own fancy, anyway. Unfortunately, he was doing so in a wrong place. First, he had come across a tickling blog named Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy while browsing on the Internet that he had got inspired of how to cope with stress.

However, things had been so hard to get connected with the world of fancy. That's why he had thought of drinking in order to be "there".

He had been tickled driving a tickling Range Rover on the smooth road. The car which had been tickled by a tickling wheel hadn't been able to control itself because of the alcohol drops. The street, amazingly, had prepared a lively stage for the singer to sing.

That's actually the problem, George Michael had thought of his heyday. The crash didn't sound like music at all!

And .... There the funny story goes about celebrity. What is it? Nobody has to laugh out loud on this.

Let’s skip it.

Stephen Hawking and religious leaders have agreed on something crucial regarding Hawking's recent sensational and controversial book publication. But they decided not to let the media know about it.

Last night a shadow crawled on the wall of the convention center, downtown London, where they were having a meeting and tried to find it out. But this masked man dressed in red and blue web-designed costume found that the meeting there, in a locked room, running in a usual way. No debate, no irritating arguments and therefore, no conclusion seemed to make.

He dangled on the ceiling in awe! How come, in there people were playing poker?!

Well, that’s all about some silly stories which might entertain you. If this sounds weird, better learn how to distinguish between black and white when playing chess—even if you don’t like it. Lol!

Britney, product and you

Britney and fashion? How about that? You like to copy your idol's favorite apparel? When it comes to fashion products related to Britney Spears, you'd better check out this question: You know Britney? But Britney Spears don't know you. Well, that's out of context.

Now since fashion needs focus. the next question is who and what should we be talking about here. I wrote several times about tickling Britneys here but no fashion or product included. Just to put it to spotlight in case you haven't read the related post: The Confusing Britney, Britney Spears or Britney Tampubolon?

Britney Spears is no doubt a famous celebrity. She is a great singer as well as stage performer. Britney Tampubolon is the one may come from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. She may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and I haven't seen them, either.

Now let me edit the rest: Britney didn't come to my dream last night asking about how to promote fashion products her fans are looking for. She appears there on the Internet wearing something for you to guess.

Now, if you think you know everything about the fashion product Britney wears, correct the following mistakes:

In her leisure time Britney likes wearing Supergirl costume and pink wig. At the latest X Factor USA she wore Indonesian batik. The first video clip she created, she was veiled over.

How Britney are you? Prove it.

Katy Perry in Bali? Tell me the story

Katy Perry was about to tell me something sensational and I said, "not now." I knew it's crazy. I was not in a mood to learn to tickle everyone's fancy. Whether She would say, "I am in Bali now, Mr Nurman, cover a tickling news about me?" I didn't know.

I refused to respond because I was not sure she's going to tell me something out of tickling context. Off course, it's not funny while Katy Perry's singing some hits I was narrating silly stories about Nicolas Cage playing hide and seek with Robert Pattinson or about Emma Stones going on a pilgrimage to Mecca and or celebrities prefer to die in Bali and so on.

The pretty singer is keeping herself busy! The 27-year-old Katy Perry is in Bali, climbing a mountain. That's as the rumor goes. Next, Katy will perform on Jan.19 at the Sentul International Convention Center for her California Dreams tour. Whoops, the latter is history! If you keep up with the news, you know it.

Katy was sporting blue hair and a blue ring, but at that time she was not in Bali. She was not here around my neighborhood, either, to tell me something sensational as above-mentioned. So? When I said I was not in a mood to tickle everyone's fancy she quickly turned to be my wife bluffing at me for this weird daydreaming!

Amanda Bynes not to be tickled

Amanda Bynes who has been charged with two hit and run offenses doesn't need a tickling story to lull her to sleep. Okay, Bynes is not planning on going to rehab anytime soon. She is not going to narrate a story about Katy Perry nor Lindsay Lohan there. If so, I am afraid people may think this is a hidden campaign of Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to promote his blog on the Internet.

I swear to God, Amanda Bynes has nothing to do with anything to tickle your fancy here, may ignore the weird articles about Bread Pete and Brad Pitt, Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon or Johhny Depp and Johnny debt. Maybe if she asks my opinion over her problem there would be probably an unsatisfied answer coming up.

Were you there when she was smoking marijuana in her car? I'm not asking Robocop and consider this a tickling question. Sound childish, perhaps. She was reportedly told friends she was smoking tobacco, not weed.

On Sept. 9, the former "All That" star was pulled over for driving at night without her headlights on. Days later, Bynes was ordered not to drive by a judge in Los Angeles. On Monday, Bynes was said to have locked herself in a dressing room for nearly two hours, but nobody said she's learning to create a tickling story to support me as I was running out of ideas.

Even Lindsay Lohan, who has gotten into trouble with the law as well for theft and a DUI, does not understand why I should write this silly article and why people should come here over and over again.

Amanda, be patient dear.

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes, what's happening dear?

The following is not tickling news about her. First, why has Amanda officially been asked to put away her car keys. This warning is supposed to be heard by any speed demons all over the world, right? Second, why she preferred to get behind the wheel while I preferred to get before the computer. Whoops!

On Wednesday, Ms. Bynes, 26, was ordered by L.A. Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel not to drive without a valid driver's license, PEOPLE confirms. But on Thursday night, she got behind the wheel, driving around West Hollywood and tapping a parked car with the bumper of her black BMW 5-series, TMZ reports.

On Sunday, the former child star was stopped by an alien asking her for autograph. Amanda then gave him a note saying that she was born on April 3, 1986. The alien woke up afterwards from what's supposed to be called a good dream without anyone know of his whereabouts.

Do you alien stories?

He asked me, "Mr. Nurman, are you learning to tickle everyone's fancy? How did you about Amanda Bynes?"

"Off course, I know her from the Internet. From the news, but it's not tickling news! Bynes appeared in several successful television series, such as All That and The Amanda Show, on Nickelodeon in the mid to late 1990s and early 2000s, and in 2002, she starred in the TV series, What I Like About You, right?" I replied.

"So you're going to write a tickling news about her?" the Alien asked me. Before I said anything, I was awakened by what it's supposed be called a weird hallucination

Britney Spears, the X-Factor and Islam conversion gossip

Those saying The X Factor is a television music competition franchise created by Britney Spears must think twice to say so. That's the fake news. The X Factor is originated in the United Kingdom, where it was devised as a replacement for Pop Idol and it was created by Simon Cowell.

Talking about Britney, who don't know her? Something that you don't have to question: You really know Britney? But, Britney who?

She is no doubt a famous celebrity, a great singer as well as a stage performer. She cannot be compared to Britney Tampubolon who might be the one coming from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. This Britney may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. And you may skip this fake news: Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and talked about creating a whiteboard animation

Britney spears may skip this annoying gossip. And may agree that those saying The X Factor is a television music competition franchise created by her must be the ones ill-advised. Again, it is fake news! A sort of hoax can spread easily anywhere on the Internet. Another one, for instance this question may drive most people to extremes: is Britney Spears a Muslim?

One thing for sure Britney Spears won't show up in the X Factor as a Muslim ambassador to urge the non-Muslim to debate with her, that's not funny! Here, instead Britney would be looking forward to teaching you English! Whoops, Britney ... who?

How Well Do You Know About Justin Bieber?

How well you know about Justin Bieber? You are his fan? Check out something wrong in this biography, This is part of tickling writing, nothing more!

Stop kidding me, I'm not a kid anymore!

But first, just make sure you know well about yourself before you know about Justin Bieber. Justin Drew Bieber born March 1, 1994 is a Canadian singer-song sprinter, musician, producer and tractor. Bieber was discovered in 2008 by American talent manager Neil Amstrong, who came across Bieber's videos on MyTube and later became his manager. Amstrong arranged for him to meet with Shaun the sheep, a farmer in Medan, North Sumatera, and Bieber was soon signed to X-men Shaun Media Group (XSMG), and then to a Desert Records recording contract offered by record executive L.A. Galaxy.

Sounds dull joke? Well, nothing is more tickling than provide a ring here. How well do you know about Muhammad Ali dancing like Justin Bieber then stinging like a bee? The skinny Bieber was a former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world and holds the record as the youngest boxer to win the WBC, WBA and IBF heavyweight titles at 11 years, 11 months and 10 days old. Bieber moved to the cruiser weight division in 2007 and won his first title the following year, when he defeated Lady Gaga for the WBA Cruiser weight belt. He would then go on to defeat Katy Perry and Charles Bronson to win the attention of Queen Elizabeth 2.

Bieber has won numerous major awards in his career as a blogger--his side job, including three National Blogging Awards as Best Blogger, and fourteen Blogfare Awards. He is the most-nominated performer in any major rafting category at Blogfare, with 37 nominations overall. In addition to blogging, Justin Bieber has worked also as an English teacher.Currently he's writing a book about how well do you rewrite from a serious thing into a spoof. You know, it's free promotion of my tickle fancy blog. Lol.

Titanic, Leonardo Di Caprio and Jack Dawson

Here is a tickling story about Titanic. No, it's not about RMS Titanic, a British passenger liner that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after colliding with an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, UK to New York City, US. It's a tickling story about Titanic, a girl of twenties which is never covered by the media all over the world.

Surely, it's not funny, blogger!

There's no such a thing called a tickling story related to Leonardo DiCaprio or Jack Dawson as he played that role in the movie. Titanic only said it's a start of the story, as she has successfully rescued a man from downing in the sea and according to her it's tickling.

We're not going back to the ficititous 1912, where a17-year-old first class passenger Rose boards "Titanic" in Southampton with her fiancé Cal and her mother Ruth DeWitt Bukater. Ruth stresses the importance of Rose's engagement, as the marriage would solve the DeWitt Bukaters' secret financial problems. This has nothing to do with that.

Wanna have Leonardo DiCaprio's biography?

We are just curious of how no newsmen were curious about Titanic I've mentioned above; none of them will unveil what she meant by a tickling story. However Titanic kept saying it's a tickling story. And while she seemed to think about what to say to the world later, the man she's just saved who's lying under the tree suddenly roused and cried out, "Hey, you screwed up the script!' And this half fish half girl creature, to her surprise, yelled angrily, "It's not the time, Jack Dawson. It's not funny!"

Katy Perry 'Tired of Being Blogger'?

Silly with the tittle? Maybe!

Foxnews.com reports: Katy Perry 'Tired of Being Famous' Katy Perry has had a charmed life. Not only is the 27-year-old rich, beautiful and talented with a body to die for, her "Teenage Dream" album matched Michael Jackson's Hot 100 record for the most #1 songs off a single album. Nevertheless, she's kinda sick of being famous.

Asked by me in my last dream, she said, "I won't join you to win a project of In-House training program. I have nothing to do with that." I didn't say anything. I woke up and sighed. And you may say, "Oh, Mr. Nurman, there you go again!"

Wanna have my book?

Katy Perry won't struggle hard for a pagerank 1,2,3 or more on Google page's competition. While her name used as a keyword maybe something that bloggers need to compete for. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with her tiredness of being famous if she felt that way. There's nothing wrong with corruptions here in Indonesia, which seem never stop to become the spotlight of the day, either.

I'm not sure of what I said the latter. I'm too shy to ask Katy Perry or our President about it. Anybody dares?

Rod Steward, Indonesia and the hit

What's the best hit of Rod Stewart when he performed in Jakarta, Indonesia recently? It's not "Alamat palsu" or "Alay." The fans will answer variably, off course.

No doubt, it was a nostalgia-filled experience for fans of British superstar Rod Stewart. Jakarta welcomed him gaily. During his concert,“Rod Stewart: The Hits,”on Tuesday night at Plenary Hall in the Jakarta Convention Center, Stewart never talked about an accident happening around Tugu Tani, downtown, recently which has taken 9 lives of innocent pedestrians.

The 67-year-old still has nothing to do with it. He kept singing and singing until, suddenly to everyone unawareness, one of the 2,400-strong audience cried.

He opened with “Love Train,” taken from his 2009 album “Soulbook,” and this man kept crying. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw.

All of a sudden the music stopped and the man flew high to sky approaching Mr. Steward. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw. Rod took a deep breath and didn't see the man standing beside him. The superstar said nothing. The man, instead said, "Oh come on, Mr. Nurman stop this nonsense!"

Kate Moss

Kate Moss won't join twitter? Why? Because she is one of the most famous women in the world? See the name: Moss, it's close to famoss (famous). Lol. Off course, that's not true. No tickling thing there to tell the story about.

"No. I couldn't swim while I want to swim, because people kept twitting me and asking me to teach them English." Is this her statement?

No, here is the truth:

"No. I couldn't think of anything worse than people knowing what I'm doing all the time. I just don't understand it. I don't get it at all. Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing. I don't want people to know anything!" she laughed in an interview with British newspaper The Times.

The 38-year-old star wishes she was anonymous from time to time. And to help her make it true, we need to support her, give her the media, maybe a special room for reflection or meditation and .... What?! This silly!

And we hope she was to be reborn to put down here as another tickling story. Lol.

"Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing," remember, she said this--it's privacy; it's not Casper's statement.

Katy Perry

Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia?

Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and then will visit me to share her tickling stories?"

Don't yell, "Come on ..."

Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (born October 25, 1984), better known by her stage name of Katy Perry, is not an amateur singer who sings melancholic song of dangdut--this kind of genre popular in Indonesia. Born in Santa Barbara, California, and raised by Christian pastor parents, Perry grew up listening to only gospel music and sang in her local church as a child. About this, she never told me in private due to continental long distance's problem.

She might have been in Jakarta by the time I'm writing this. Again, why didn't the promoters tell me about it? If they did, I would beg SOPA to stop their action to disturb our online activities, right? What is SOPA anyway? They are bad news for bloggers, artists and whoever having business on the Internet.

What do you think Mr. Promoter? Why do you think, Katy? What do you think Mr. Pirate? Whoops ....
Pirate?

Well, welcome to Indonesia, dear ...

One shot, Tom Cruise and a tickling story

Tom Cruise has been in Pittsburgh, PA filming One Shot, based off the book of the same name by Lee Child, and we are here in Indonesia not going there to watch the movie making.

I don't think this is going to be a tickling story as Tom plays Jack Reacher, an ex-army cop who is found connected to a pyscho-killer. No, he doesn't play Jack Ondel-Ondel a dummy blogger who abandoned his blogs due to boredom. Here he starts investigating the case, but unfortunately it doesn't include corruption cases in Indonesia.

Fans of the novel have been up in line to see Tom, not to urge him to write the Indonesian president to combat corruption, but to ask an autograph, perhaps.

He has the extra hours to add muscles at the gym for the role, and along with special effects, the producers are excited to see how this pans out!

Corruptors here might be excited too to see this film planned to be released in 2013. By, the way, Mr. President, thank you for all of the remission and light sentences.

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Tickling stories?

Here is a list of tickling stories that you may find silly, ridiculous or weird. They are part of entertainment and you are free to laugh or not.

• Robert Pattinson, who else to attract attention of girls if not him?
• Kristen Stewart, seen her in park waiting for a vampire?
• Justin Bieber, Do you have his doll with you?
• Image for children, a tickling story which never be sounded as it is represented by pictures
• Vaginal problem, maybe this one is not a tickling story for men
• Bed time story, written at the beginning of the construction of this blog
• Celebrities to jostle for the train, a silly one!
• Clark Kent, a new blogger?

There are stlll more. But unfortunatelly, it's getting late now.

Once you finish reading them, wash your hand and go to bed. Don't do the same mistakes again,okay? Don't wet your bed, don't ask your mom to put you in her lap and make her breastfeed you, you are an adult now.

Robert Pattinson

He was born on 13 May 1986 in London, England, UK or born in 1988? You are the great fan of him, must know it well. Of his birth Name, is it Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson or Robert Michael Thomson Pattinson?

No tickling things to deceive you.

Okay, Robert Pattinson's nickname is Rob. He is 6' 1" (1.85 m). Robert Pattinson was born on May 13, 1986, in London, England, that's the correct answer.Anybody says he doesn't enjoy music and is not an excellent musician, is a big mistake. He plays both the guitar and piano.

When Robert was 15, he didn't join the commuters to jostle for a space in Bogor, Indonesia. He instead started acting in amateur plays with the Barnes Theatre Company. Afterward, he took screen role like Curse of the Ring (2004) (TV) (Kingdom of Twilight) as Giselher.

One day, In 2003, Mr Edward Cullen was looking for him to ask him to star Twilight (2008/I). And if you believe this, absolutely you know nothing at all about Robert Pattinson.

Okay, the last question, is his trade mark messy hair and thick eyebrows? Is that kind of hair for sale? Are the thick eyebrows green? Don't ask a sissy. He'll kick your ass.

Justin Bieber, the famous singer

Justin Bieber, who doesn't know him? Indonesian teenagers were flattered when he came to Bogor last year for a spectacular music concert. You bet, nothing so expensive when it comes to favor. To throng the stadium to see the singer perform on stage lively, that's a rare opportunity.

But, do you remember when Bieber's dolls came to a toy store once? Sure, there didn't dominate Indonesia's market. Bad news for hijackers.

Remember, the dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, turn about to be able to sing?

But they can't move, can't breath, can't talk, they're only dolls.

I agree with you. So let's answer the last question, "No, we don't remember." Because you know there I go again.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

Kristen Steward, Robert Pattinson, what celebrities!

Remember my posting about Robert Pattinson having a new bike and Kristen Steward washing her hair? Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either. That's a silly article, isn't it?

Now again, as Kristen went to the park, Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind.

Did they use to be together starring in a horror movie? Absolutely yes. Are they now together? You bet.

A tickling question now is, is it a good idea not thinking about being a vampire when you are in a bad mood if you happen to be their fans?

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Turn 30 with Britney Spears?

Visitors of a tickling blog man2tickle.com won’t say happy birthday to pop star Britney Spears because she is not in pigtails and knee socks anymore? What a tickling entry! This one might be catchy for those who plan to hire a comedy writer for their own writing project.

While the visitors here can’t deny that a former child performer, Spears shot to international fame with 1999 debut album, “Baby One More Time, you may want to sing that song while having problem with your baby’s diaper.

Britney Spears will turn 30. Britney Spears: I can't wait to turn 30. Britney Spears Excited About Turning 30. Britney Spears Says She's Excited to Turn 30. News spread rapidly on the Internet.

“I have a good group of people around me,” Britney said to the Associated Press regarding her comforting feeling to welcome her first thirties. She doesn’t have anything to prove that she is free from debt and having something to do with a loan shark.

“Loan shark communities were not in London with her to promote her UK gigs, which include tour in October at London’s 02 Arena,” her fan said to me.

“So where are those bastards who have stolen all of your belongings?” I asked him. Better skip this because we are not talking about Johnny Debt who never wants to borrow money from Johnny Depp. We are focusing on someone turning 30 and she happens to be one of the famous celebrities on earth.

And for all guys on earth turning 30 this year, please remember to sing a happy a birthday’s song even if you are in terrible debt. Instead of worrying about 2012’s predicted calamity, better listen to a different lyric of Michael Jackson’s song: You’re not alone!

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depth and Johnny Debt

The story of the dark side of Johnny Depp as you have never known before; the story which is full of tragedy, horror and tricks. You will know who Johnny Depp really is.

Interested? I’m not. Don’t worry Mr. Deep, when it comes to talking evil of others better skip it. There’s nothing on this post that you can find about you as sensational as written above.

May be only a headline like: Johnny Depp Offers Nicolas Cage Debt Help, Johnny Depp to Pay Nicolas Cage's Debt or Is Johnny Depp Helping Nicolas Cage With His Debt? But a sort of thing is not revealed here.

I know about you sir that, Johnny Depp rose to stardom without the support of Johnny Depth, so there’s no silly story ever revealed that Johnny Depp has taken advantage of Johnny Depth for popularity.

Meanwhile Johnny Depth, deep in his heart says he never wishes to replace Johnny Depp’ s position as a well-known Hollywood celebrity. It’s impossible. And deep down in his sleep, he never wishes to dream of having Johnny Deep as sibling and tells him that they are twins.

Both Johnny Depp and Johnny Depth never see Johnny Debt to talk about debt. They don’t care about how hard Johnny Debt gets himself out of debt. It never occurred to them that Johnny Debt will come to them to borrow some money.

The three Johnnys written above have something in common, that is when it comes to speaking Arabic fluently they need a dictionary.