Jakarta Without Monkeys Or Without Corruptors?

Which you do prefer if you were Indonesian and happened to live in the capital city: Jakarta Without Monkeys Or without corruptors? Jakarta Governor Joko Widodo or Jokowi has vowed that there will be no more "topeng monyet" (masked monkey) shows in the streets of Jakarta in 2014. The campaign called 'Jakarta Bebas Topeng Monyet 2014′ (Jakarta Free of Masked Monkey Performers 2014) is aimed primarily at protecting animal welfare.

Is there a corruptor there with the monkey eating banana?

Well, it's not a big deal if the monkeys are transferred to a one-hectare field at Ragunan Zoo
and owners will be compensated. It is a weird show if Jakarta corruptors being detained there together with the beast, forced to act like a gladiator. Is it a good idea? Not really, you absolutely go against human rights (classic). If the government will also provide skills training and alternative livelihood opportunities to monkey trainers, on the contrary, they will also keep providing more "services" for anybody stealing people money on behalf of human rights. So skip the torture context here.

Many people throughout Jakarta will be affected by the government's new regulation. But there's no new significant regulation about how to stop man from stealing people's money when it comes to bureaucracy and political interests.

With or without monkey, the city has already had "monkeys" in all walks of life--the greedy creatures which feel unsatisfied only with one banana in his hand. So which is better or the best: Jakarta without corruptors or Without monkey? Just fancy any leaders or politicians here stop campaigning, yelling: say no to corruption in the upcoming 2014 Indonesian Presidential Election, but, rather, start preparing gallows or fire squads on behalf of human rights...... Hm, weird!

What is corruption?

What is corruption? (looking for comedy monologue 's script?) There's an awkward silence when your pets ignore this discussion. Corruption is obvious enough to make someone feels like Donald Trump. When you look at how business is practiced around the world, it's often not so clear what is corrupt and what is not. But it is very clear for the world to see how your feel when you’re broke or brokenhearted.

We don’t’ have to typically identify corruption with side payments, cronyism and nepotism if we still wet the bet. We may identify it with our grandfather’s mustache if we’re lost for words for this, mayn't we?

Corruption is activity that corrupts. It undermines the system in which it occurs. Because business systems can work very differently, different kinds of activity corrupt them. But when it comes to cooking ingredients you can slice corruption into three parts and together with a teaspoon of salt pour it into the pan and stir for around five minutes. Hey, what's all about?!

Want to know more about corruption? Visit Indonesia and ask politicians there the meaning of Katakan Tidak Pada Korupsi!

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Angelina Jolie, Indonesia and corrupter

Angelina Jolie advises critics not to jump the gun and sell it as everybody knows it is a dangerous stuff. What does it mean?

Forget about this distraction, she's talking about a love story currently shooting in Hungary. You bet, if asked when she will visit Indonesia and learn how to create batik, Not only her, but even her spouse Brad Pitt might say, "what are you talking about?"

Have you known the latest film of Angelina Jolie, the film's love story concerned a Serbian rapist and his Muslim captive? If you say that day she hesitated to talk further about the film, rather she enjoyed sewing this is really a weird gossip!

Jolie, who serves as a United Nations High Commissioner of Refugees goodwill ambassador, reportedly contacted the people in West Java, Indonesia, as she also wants to learn how to dance Jaipongan well, but I'm not sure where this source of information from.

She further said, "There are many things I want to do in life, but coming in Indonesia and learning how to dance, this is a ridiculous thing to do ."

Don't listen to this fake comment; she never said that.

"But I'd like to come to Indonesia if only one or two corrupters has already been hung!"

Shh ... who says that?