Blogger bedtime story, some tickling jokes

Not so many jokes lately, blogger has a toothache!

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Ladies and gentlemen, ..... Weird Jokes of Blogger Bedtime Story. Just tickle your fancy ...

My master woke me up after a thousand years of meditating. I was told it was the year of 2009.

“In your search for enlightenment what have you got?” he asked me.
“Many, “I replied,” including traffic.”
“What do you mean?”
“You know, visitors.”
He raised his eyebrow.
“So, what are you going to do next?”
“Go down this mountain.”
“And?”
“Work on a blog.”

Since nobody was able to get rid of my serious disease, my servant suggested my father an option, “Your majesty, why don’t we bring the prince to Soho. He is the famous faith healer living in the country.
I got up and interrupted, “Why don’t you just bring me to the net station. To have my blog visited all the time that is the best medicine of mine."


Why those paparazzi keep bothering you?” my assistant asked me, trying to keep up with my pace on the way to a shooting location.

“Guess what?” I said calmly.
“Because you’re famous!”
“No, because I have a promising blog.”

Lois Lane got mad at Superman who broke his promise. It was her birthday and he didn’t even send her flowers.

“Sorry to keep you waiting,” he apologized.
“So what? You’ve just sent a bunch of roses to Martians?”
“No, I’ve sent my compliment to Mr. Nurman’s blog. It was great!”

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