Got some crazy news to cope with stress, Mr. Blogger?
Yes …
1. A tiring shadow was browsing on the internet and came across a funny blog. He started to laugh and … ” Would you stop that!” a voice abruptly took it back to where it belonged—the bloggers’ body!
2. A hanger jumped out of the wall to welcome a guess by the door. The stressful hanger had never been seen since and regarded as a missing thing. A lousy blogger took it with him and use it as--a hanger?
3. A spoof banner escaped from its cage and snatched a zoo visitor. The visitor was not torn apart and couldn't be eaten. He felt like being tickled to death!
4. Flash Gordon, together with Wonder Woman, went to the cinema on Friday night to see a horror movie. Unfortunately, the slide was stolen on the way to the movie theater. How come! The screen was displayed the features of stressful blogger with a hanger. It was totally not funny.
5. A turtle who’s eager to cope with stress invited Mr. Google Search Engine to his house. “Can I take some funny and tickling blogs with me?” Mr. G demanded. “Is your house is a search engine too?
6. A face whose nose is missing was laughing at itself. “Do you think it is funny?” asked another face. It didn't respond. He kept laughing. Next the face started to take off its eyes, lips and beard, and … “Stop it!” the faced returned to where it belonged, the crazily stressful blogger's!
Yes …
But Beware if you're not used to this weird humor, you get stressed, instead!
1. A tiring shadow was browsing on the internet and came across a funny blog. He started to laugh and … ” Would you stop that!” a voice abruptly took it back to where it belonged—the bloggers’ body!
2. A hanger jumped out of the wall to welcome a guess by the door. The stressful hanger had never been seen since and regarded as a missing thing. A lousy blogger took it with him and use it as--a hanger?
3. A spoof banner escaped from its cage and snatched a zoo visitor. The visitor was not torn apart and couldn't be eaten. He felt like being tickled to death!4. Flash Gordon, together with Wonder Woman, went to the cinema on Friday night to see a horror movie. Unfortunately, the slide was stolen on the way to the movie theater. How come! The screen was displayed the features of stressful blogger with a hanger. It was totally not funny.
5. A turtle who’s eager to cope with stress invited Mr. Google Search Engine to his house. “Can I take some funny and tickling blogs with me?” Mr. G demanded. “Is your house is a search engine too?
6. A face whose nose is missing was laughing at itself. “Do you think it is funny?” asked another face. It didn't respond. He kept laughing. Next the face started to take off its eyes, lips and beard, and … “Stop it!” the faced returned to where it belonged, the crazily stressful blogger's!
