Can't tickle celebrities!

What's wrong?

Nothing, but will celebrities tickle Mr. Nurman suffering a typhoid now instead and wake him up and say, "get well recovered soon, man."

Don't cry for me, Robocop, I'll be right back soon. It's okay nearly a month absent from updating.

What?! Can't wait playing hide and seek with me? Don't forget your diaper.

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Meg Ryan & John Mellencamp Quietly Dating

Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp wished there would have never been a new year for them to enjoy? Is that right? Totally wrong! The new year brings new beginnings for Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp, instead.

People.com reports, the pair have spent time together on Martha's Vineyard and in New York City in recent days, enjoying a fresh romance just as Mellencamp has announced his separation from wife Elaine after 18 years of marriage.

Mellencamp has not announced that his separation from wife Elaine after quite long years of marriage due to a misunderstanding with a blogger who writes about them having seen an alien somewhere in the California desert. If he will so, that's the crazies fake gossip on earth ever created.

Ryan, 49, and the rock star Mellencamp, 59, began dating about seven weeks ago, but they never plan to create a special album about their previous breakup with their ex to strengthen the relationship and to mock bloggers and Robocop.

Well, don't get too serious, and will you be quiet please, Robocop is having a nap now.

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