5 Weird Ways To Prove You Are A Witty Blogger

How to claim you are an exception on the blogosphere? The one full of wit? This is what you have: You've been blogging for many years and you are so confident about telling others that you are unique. Your blog contents are so amazing, you regard them as good quality ones, but, how come, you leave your comment box empty almost in all your post? How will anyone believe you?

You are sure your wit is the special quality to outdo other bloggers. You are not scared of a tight competition: Alexa rank, Google Pagerank, massive backlinks, what else, you name it, all "submit" to you. You have power to claim yourself as witty and you believe the way you express it so convincing.

But people need prove, you could not just be born witty, could you?

So how to claim it?

Do I look like a witty blogger?

There are many ways to show others you are a blogger of funnily smart contents. And here, I'll tell you about some crazy ideas how to do so.

1. Write a so-so blog and claim it is great. In About Me page tell your audience you are a witty blogger, write it also at every post you write, at your tweet, Facebook link, dig, StumbleUpon, etc, and keep repeating it. If necessary put your great picture like when you raise your eyebrows listening to a stand-up comedy.

2. Create a content about something which tells that you are irresistible, invite people, not to debate with, but to adore you. Thanks God if people would you like to comment there. If not, comment yourself and answer yourself.

3. Corrupt other contents. Being witty is being quick with funny remarks. This can often come across as being smart. Do you think you're smart enough to amuse your readers? Spoof a serious article, for example, a writing about finance, rewrite it into something silly. Like, Nothing to worry about your financial condition as long as you can tell jokes to business people.

4. Create a weird page on Facebook, conduct a contest about the most amusing blogger in the world. Use your wit, pay people to vote for you.

5. Email friends, relatives and acquaintances, or if you think that's not enough, email some strangers. In your signature write, "I'm a witty blogger, don't you want to know about me?"

If you don't think the weird ways above are worth trying, perhaps, you should try to be a witty daydreamer first and tell your own jokes to anybody who would like to listen to you.

Well, just learning to tickle your fancy!

Tips for Increasing the Security of Any Blog

By Sally Smith

No tickle your fancy writing today, here are tips for increasing the security of your blog,
guest post by Sally Smith

Blogs are popular and accessible. They are used for everything today from personal expression to e-commerce. Unfortunately, blogs do present some security risks. Determined hackers could vandalize the site, steal information or even attempt identity theft. Several tips will help to increase the security of any blog online.

Install Updates Immediately

One of the single most effective ways to protect a blog is to install updates immediately as they become available. Updates are released because security gaps or technical problems were detected. The update will protect the blog from known types of attacks. Skipping software updates or ignoring them completely will leave the blog increasingly vulnerable as time goes on.

Go Through All Platform Settings

Blogging platforms sometimes have a very large number of settings dealing with development, appearance and end-users. Some of these features can compromise data security if they are activated. It is important to go through all platform settings to make sure the blog is secure. There are remote editing options that can give hackers access to the site. It is also a good idea to reduce the number of failed logins that are allowed so brute-force tactics to find a password will not work.

Be Careful When Choosing Themes

Themes are available for most blogging platforms today. Although themes are convenient, they can also create a major security hole in the website. A hacker could release a free theme that contains exploitable code. Bloggers need to closely examine themes before installation. It is usually best to stick with themes that have been officially released or approved by the developer.

Archive Sensitive Documents and Information

Sensitive documents and information on the network with the blog must be protected. Traditional platforms will give a hacker access to all files just by breaching the security of the larger network or account. An electronic archival and retrieval system protects individual documents. These systems increase data security by making it difficult or impossible to access protected documents even if a hacker penetrates the network.

Hide or Obfuscate Usernames If Possible

Defeating the security of a blog is much easier if a hacker knows the main login or account username. Bloggers should try to hide this name if possible. The name chosen should not be easy to guess. It should not be left as a default name like admin. Any automatically generated author information should be changed or removed so that hackers cannot easily find usernames. These actions will strength blog security.

Protect Blog Content

An electronic archival and retrieval system will protect documents and files on the network. Another part of data security that must be addressed is content theft. Bloggers must take the time to add copyright information and disclaimers to every page prohibiting visitors from stealing written content. There are even plugins available that will disable the copy and paste functionality on the website.

Perform Daily or Weekly Backups

Part of security involves planning for the worst. Bloggers should backup everything on a regular basis. Backups are useful if a malicious hacker gets into the site and then destroys or vandalizes the content. Backups make it possible to restore the blog quickly. It helps to choose a hosting provider that performs daily or weekly backups automatically.

What To Do When Getting Bored Blogging

When you get bored blogging, try to get some inspirations from the superheros below and please remember: tomorrow never dies. And please don't do such stupid thing like swinging from one building to another unless you're bitten by a radiated or contaminated spider that enables you to do superpower things in life.

And if you think the fancy of being a superhero is such a silly thing to do in order to cope with boredom, consider another bright side of it. Be a superhero and get things done. Does it sound crazy? What is this post about, anyway, there I go again: tickle fancy spoof? Not really!

You'll find the way to cope with your boredom. Those superheros might help you back to your blogging activities and refresh your mind. Just check it out:

• Robocop

Wear his helmet and get inspired. After you have already been in your stoic state, prepare your weapon, that is your finger, put in on the keyboard and type: I am luckier than Robocop, he is confined there in the can, I am only not in a mood writing. I can kill my boredom soon

• Hulk 

Bully your ownself, get irritated, so that your skin turns greener and greener, and as you get bigger and bigger and angrier and angrier, yell your emotion, "sure, I can find some other way to make money blogging. It's just a matter of time. If other can do it, why can't I? I might join some outreach or something!"

• Captain America

Now since you have a shield, protect yourself from all distracted make quick money scheme, rid all those addicted entertaining games you like to play the whole day to kill time and stop wasting your time on social media joking around. Get back to your blog and find some super crazy ideas to help you back to your senses.

• Superman

Perhaps the strongest superhero ever, be as strong as him. Play your imagination. Get back browsing, fly high around the world and find something to inspire you writing. Use your mood power, penetrate the wall of boredom, tickle your fancy more here if necessary before you spread the world your unique content to-be. Lol.

• Spiderman

The real webmaster! No, it's not such stupid thing like swinging from one building to another as written above. Your unique content now ready to be linked and you have your web to net on the blogosphere.

How about that? Not enough to help you cope with boredom? Okay, now go to the bathroom and wash your face.