Showing posts with label Kristen Steward. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kristen Steward. Show all posts

Friday, January 6, 2012

Tickling stories?

Here is a list of tickling stories that you may find silly, ridiculous or weird. They are part of entertainment and you are free to laugh or not.
There are stlll more. But unfortunatelly, it's getting late now.

Once you finish reading them, wash your hand and go to bed. Don't do the same mistakes again,okay? Don't wet your bed, don't ask your mom to put you in her lap and make her breastfeed you, you are an adult now.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Tickling blog

Watch a tickling video of a tickling blog:



Is it enough to say it's a tickling blog when there's a content there talking about poker? Or about Robert Pattinson's interview? What's so funny about them? Viewers have their own judgment.

A tickling blog doesn't need to make you laugh at loud to read the contents. Even when there's an article about Robocop doing a stupid thing, or Superman is crazy about blogging. Something to distinguish it from others, that there should be unusual themes to satisfy its readers.

Sensation, yes of course, this is what a tickling blog expecting. While others wonder if Britney has already converted to Islam or Obama is Muslim, himself, here such news become something weird, because it's not serious.

What does tickle mean? What is tickling? Will there be different perception coming up after reading the contents of this blog? I don't think, one needs to tickle himself while reading this or inspired to tickle others in real meaning, that's all.

Happy tickling, ops--happy reading ...

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Robert Pattinson

He was born on 13 May 1986 in London, England, UK or born in 1988? You are the great fan of him, must know it well. Of his birth Name, is it Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson or Robert Michael Thomson Pattinson?

No tickling things to deceive you.

Okay, Robert Pattinson's nickname is Rob. He is 6' 1" (1.85 m). Robert Pattinson was born on May 13, 1986, in London, England, that's the correct answer.Anybody says he doesn't enjoy music and is not an excellent musician, is a big mistake. He plays both the guitar and piano.

When Robert was 15, he didn't join the commuters to jostle for a space in Bogor, Indonesia. He instead started acting in amateur plays with the Barnes Theatre Company. Afterward, he took screen role like Curse of the Ring (2004) (TV) (Kingdom of Twilight) as Giselher.

One day, In 2003, Mr Edward Cullen was looking for him to ask him to star Twilight (2008/I). And if you believe this, absolutely you know nothing at all about Robert Pattinson.

Okay, the last question, is his trade mark messy hair and thick eyebrows? Is that kind of hair for sale? Are the thick eyebrows green? Don't ask a sissy. He'll kick your ass.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Robert Pattinson's interview?

First we would like to know about your fansite Mr. Pattinson, what's the name? Does this belong to Edward Cullen ...?

Were you on shooting location, Friday night? But what did you do ..., oh wait, I know what you did last summer.

But, please make sure, you have done your homework, so that mommy won't yell at you. I am wondering why you should do your homework? You're a man, you can take care of yourself.

Just speak after mommy, It's too late, Mr. Pattinson, it's the time for you to go to bed but you're still in front of the computer, are you going to post another tickling story?

It is not funny if you say you are Robert Pattinson and ...

YOU WHAT?!

I know you're not him. Put off your mask, Mr. so and so, I know what you did last summer.

Blogging! Haha!

Kristen Steward, Robert Pattinson, what celebrities!

Remember my posting about Robert Pattinson having a new bike and Kristen Steward washing her hair? Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either. That's a silly article, isn't it?

Now again, as Kristen went to the park, Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind.

Did they use to be together starring in a horror movie? Absolutely yes. Are they now together? You bet.

A tickling question now is, is it a good idea not thinking about being a vampire when you are in a bad mood if you happen to be their fans?

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Kristen Steward to have a ride with Robert Pattinson?

As soon as Robert Pattinson got his new bike Kristen Steward went to wash her hair. Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either.

After shower Kristen went to the park but Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind. Both didn't know either what I was doing here.

The couple recently shown public never told me that they used to be together starring a horrow movie. Maybe the title is Twilight or something. Neither did they tell me they were eager to be vampire to amuse me so that I got inspired to write about a tickling vampire.

When I wish I could get back to the time when bicycle was my means of transport to work, I hope today I can ride along the countryside with it despite my busy days. Pattinson and Kristen might want to join, I guess. But the news about Kristen having a ride with Robert Pattison hasn't been confirmed to me.

Twitter, facebook, Digg, Stumbleupon might agree the possibility is 50:50?

The one to disagree? Ask the vampires.

Robert Pattinson with his new bike to meet vampires?

It is reported that British actor Robert Pattinson has just bought a bicycle worth 1000 US bucks. It is not reported that he will visit Indonesia, riding offroad onto the hillside of Mt. Merapi to visit the grave of Mbah Marijan, the guardian of the recently-erupted volcano who died in the calamity because he refused to be evacuated.

Pattinson won't think it is funny to give Britney Spears or Justin Bieber a ride and then tries to keep up with the greater Jakarta commuter train on the highway. He never lets his bike be borrowed by George Michael as subtitute of car. We know once Georgle Michael forgot he was on the street.

However, in case Julia Roberts invites him to watch Eat Pray Love together, he might accept the offer. Maybe, he thinks it's okay if Oprah Winfrey borrows his bike for Sesame Street's orangutan. But one thing for sure, England will always welcome him to explore everywhere he likes. He might pass by Salman Rushdie on the way stop by and ask about Rushdie's memoir or may also come across Christopher Hitchens who's surprisingly converted to Islam (a miracle?). Riding bicycle is surely fun and inspiring.

So, when will he meet the vampires? I think a filmmaker knows better than me.

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