Tickle Fancy Writing List, 4 Useful Information For You

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The tickle fancy writing list below is not only to amuse you, but also to "pinch" you if you admit to being a serious man. This blog has what is so called spoof, parody or satire. However, for some reasons, jokes are not necessarily to be highlighted here that force people to laugh out loud. People are looking for everything they need on the Internet. They hate to be lulled to sleep distracted by a parody. So, let's help them with some useful and helpful information they need to know.

1. Where To Find A Great Retirement Community For Your Parents? This is not a tickling question should annoy you, especially when you are tied up with your routine and currently feeling the under-pressure job. This is a writing of no joke that old people in the family need to be pleased; we should be willing to take care of them no matter how busy with we are. Paying back your parents at the end of their lives should start from now on. Agreed? So, no big laugh!

2. How to reserve your diabetes? There's no funny video about a man suffering this disease killing himself by fasting the whole day. And if you don't find this as a tickling writing, just finish eating at least 2 to 3 hours before bed even though you're not suffering such a disease. Lol.

3. A Very Unique Way To Get Traffic To Your Blog. How to? First, as recommended by many writers all over the world, you must create a quality content first. And after that you contact a famous writer named Jon Winokur and ask him to tweet your content. Whoops, sounds weird, heh? Will that work? Sure, it's one of the unique ways to get traffic to your blog. But believe me, this writing won't tickle your funny bone at all.

4. Happy Birthday, Sis! No Fat Bulges Anymore! Birthday present for your sister? Think about being a savior; give something tickling to please her in her special day. It's not the right time to give her Barbie doll as you know she's stubborn to diet and exercise.And besides you cannot just yell at her, "Stop being glutton!"

What do you think of the above underlined writings before you click the links? One thing for sure, spoof should not distract you from searching for the things you need badly to solve your problem, right? You might find some inspiration there, just check it out.

That's all for today, everybody. Thanks for visiting this tickle fancy blog.

No Joke, Send Your Kids To Summer Camp!

Send your kids to summer camp! Especially if you would like to follow Will Smith and Jada Pinkett who have been living separate lives, and have in fact, a sham marriage! Whoops! Kids should be saved from a family conflict, right? Don't let them mourn again and again over parent's affair. Let them find friendly nature and get engage in any kinds of activities improving their lives. Is it one of the reasons you should send to summer camp? Forget about this silly joke!

Why summer camp? You're afraid it's going to be a place you can make your kid(s) stronger, so that they can easily bully the smaller kids? What a bad thought! Just help them make friends, instead.They get to become lifelong friends with people they don't necessarily live right next door to.Your kid can branch out in the buddies he or she has. This is the place teaching children how to be more socially confident – something they can take back to school with them in the fall. Summer is real "cool"!

Forget about horrible jokes of cynical parents saying your kid will be subject to ridicule as he or she so far has become a spoiled homey kid or "how long will the lame duck survive?" You have something in mind and that's a positive point of view: Send them to, say, kids camps in ny. Get them active. Camp helps kids learn how to be kids again. No cell phones and computers there, so kids can truly take advantage of all summertime has to offer. It's fun. Their video games are converted to more challenging real games which forces them to get up – and get moving!

So, why sending them summer camp? Of course, it's not because you hate them clinging to your business all the time, it's because you want them to be able to boost self esteem, develop independence skills, develop interests, know the meaning of diversity and so on. And that's what you are now.

Outsourcing, any tickling story about it?

It's a tickling story about outsourcing: It's not about the fault of a manufacturing company which triggers labors to rally on the street and yell at the government for the unfairness they've got. It can be a story about finding wages too high, quite tickling because the wages are not available in the company's catalog. How to cut costs and ends up moving production overseas; if this is not a serious matter to talk about, then outsourcing is really a tickling story.

Which part is it to tickle your funny bone? Do think it is funny when some American jobs were outsourced to China and the story about it spread all over the world inspired many labors, especially from developing country to fight for their right? Or about Chinese actors fleeing to America and then they try to outdo the local actors?

Outsourcing as part of evil does not benefit labors. Who says government created some 10,000 positions in the United States in the past two years? It's Another page of a tickling story book. Let's visit India, just learn if it has the same problem as any other countries in the world to face outsourcing problems.

But before flying there, do you agree that outsourcing is a fact of life in the modern age? It is said in North Korea, it is fortunate in having no private jobs to be moved. In Indonesia it forces labors to block a toll road.

Okay, no confusion. Here it goes the story of the world capital of English-language call centers. No matter how hard you search on the Internet, there are no wages to make you feel like tickled. If you don't know what it's all about then you need to speak an American style of English.

The story continues In the U.S., where each of the major party presidential candidates is pretending that outsourcing is a grotesque abuse that occurs only because of his opponent's heartless irresponsibility.

Don't you think it is ticklish about Barack Obama blaming Mitt Romney because Bain Capital shipped jobs abroad — a claim that FactCheck.org found baseless? If you don't think so, another question is, why Romney accuses Obama of sending this information to a witty blogger. What?!

Take it easy, the latter, which is disjointed, is where the tickling story starts anyway.

Is Hugo Chavez really a dictator?

Do you think Hugo Chavez is the most controversial head of state in the world? As a dictator, he must be mean and pitiless, right?

But what is dictator in eye of art? It can be more sadistic than sadist itself. It can turn the definition into abstract and Hugo Chavez maybe considered a hero to meet the requirement of a national fighter. The one to fight for what he believes, so art is removed from this context. Let him talk about himself and others talk about him. He is part of all leaders everywhere in the world, making promises in order to get elected, few ever do what they promised, and many don't even make the attempt, if you may think so.

As for me I won't elaborate the meaning of democracy here to interfere other business. Hugo Chavez as a dictator is the same as an honorable Mr. So and So whose images appear everywhere in the city's billboards and banners. Be it corrupter or opportunist, people don't care.

Hugo Chavez was born to the son of working class parents who wish him to be dictator. How about this sentence? You may blame me for making up this entry. But Chavez true story is something that can be changed when it comes to political interests. Dictatorship in Indonesia, my country, for example, used to be wrapped in smiles and convincing development breakthroughs in the era of Sukarno and Suharto.

So we need to rewrite the story of dictatorship into something more worth-reading like the story of elites with their personal benefit. Not interesting? Okay, how about Chavez getting rid of his presidential limo and donated his princely presidential salary to benefit the poor? Wanna join Chavez driving a jeep and ask him, "are you really dictator, sir?" Would you like also to accompany him riding on the back of trucks with the people, or mingling with people on the street. If you say, what a strange behavior for a dictator! What a weird president!, you have come the world of sadistic. The world of perception! What is it?

You may find Hugo Chavez  in the shadow of hero or villain. He can be the one to combat dictatorship himself. He is the one often referred to in the U.S. as one of the most dangerous politicians in Latin America. As the President of Venezuela, he regularly acts against the Washington Consensus by implementing alternative models of economic development and social changes in the name of democratic socialism.

The way Chavez combat dictatorship is by getting himself into abstract, singing like that one people usually watch on Bollywood flicks.Make a convincing dance, gather with flocks and yell at the echoing rocks.When battles call for him, he will be ready with patriotism blessed by mothers all over the world.

Chavez is an inspiration!

Welcome to the world of fancy initiated by Mr Nurman who learns to be a dictator to tickle your funny bone.

How are you, Mr. Nobody?

I know it's hard to be nobody. You may act like Mr. Bean to make sure of people that you exist. Isn't that extreme? Anywhere you go you feel like an alien. No matter what you do, surely nobody will address you with Hi Mr. So and so, how are you doing?

Life is part of play. Some become "somebody" other become "nobody". Today you are nobody tomorrow you are somebody. The best part of it is how we can play our role so convincingly regardless of the wish for Oscar award or CCN coverage. Never dream that one day Erin Burnett will come to interview you, and from nothing to something, she tickles your fancy and turn you from nobody to somebody. But who can stop us from daydreaming? Who knows you become Donald Trumps in a few years to go.

Hm, that's too much, huh? Let's think positive about becoming nobody. Mr. Bean who is a jerk, annoying and eccentric gives good example of how a coincidence happening in life which brings, on the other hand, a positive result. Really? Mr. Bean is fictitious but the brillian concept behind it is not set by Mr. Nobody.

It is not an acknowledment or a cofession that I created a video entitled Mr. Nobody is .Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to show you a sort of narcissism. It is just an expression, a picture that to lead a simple life surely will help us to create happiness in our ownselves.

However, If you disagree with "us" here, would you please let me know how to become somebody without having to write something like Mr. nobody.

Katy Perry in Bali? Tell me the story

Katy Perry was about to tell me something sensational and I said, "not now." I knew it's crazy. I was not in a mood to learn to tickle everyone's fancy. Whether She would say, "I am in Bali now, Mr Nurman, cover a tickling news about me?" I didn't know.

I refused to respond because I was not sure she's going to tell me something out of tickling context. Off course, it's not funny while Katy Perry's singing some hits I was narrating silly stories about Nicolas Cage playing hide and seek with Robert Pattinson or about Emma Stones going on a pilgrimage to Mecca and or celebrities prefer to die in Bali and so on.

The pretty singer is keeping herself busy! The 27-year-old Katy Perry is in Bali, climbing a mountain. That's as the rumor goes. Next, Katy will perform on Jan.19 at the Sentul International Convention Center for her California Dreams tour. Whoops, the latter is history! If you keep up with the news, you know it.

Katy was sporting blue hair and a blue ring, but at that time she was not in Bali. She was not here around my neighborhood, either, to tell me something sensational as above-mentioned. So? When I said I was not in a mood to tickle everyone's fancy she quickly turned to be my wife bluffing at me for this weird daydreaming!

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes, what's happening dear?

The following is not tickling news about her. First, why has Amanda officially been asked to put away her car keys. This warning is supposed to be heard by any speed demons all over the world, right? Second, why she preferred to get behind the wheel while I preferred to get before the computer. Whoops!

On Wednesday, Ms. Bynes, 26, was ordered by L.A. Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel not to drive without a valid driver's license, PEOPLE confirms. But on Thursday night, she got behind the wheel, driving around West Hollywood and tapping a parked car with the bumper of her black BMW 5-series, TMZ reports.

On Sunday, the former child star was stopped by an alien asking her for autograph. Amanda then gave him a note saying that she was born on April 3, 1986. The alien woke up afterwards from what's supposed to be called a good dream without anyone know of his whereabouts.

Do you alien stories?

He asked me, "Mr. Nurman, are you learning to tickle everyone's fancy? How did you about Amanda Bynes?"

"Off course, I know her from the Internet. From the news, but it's not tickling news! Bynes appeared in several successful television series, such as All That and The Amanda Show, on Nickelodeon in the mid to late 1990s and early 2000s, and in 2002, she starred in the TV series, What I Like About You, right?" I replied.

"So you're going to write a tickling news about her?" the Alien asked me. Before I said anything, I was awakened by what it's supposed be called a weird hallucination

Men in black, are you included?

Are you part of men in black? Are you included?

Do you mean men in black here a science fiction action comedy film directed by Barry Sonnenfeld starring Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Linda Fiorentino, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rip Torn and Tony Shalhoub, Mr Nurman?

What do you think? Off course not. It's not about what you presume to be the one based on the Men in Black comic book series by Lowell Cunningham which was originally published by Aircel Comics. There are no creature effects to scare you nor disgusting makeup.

Men in black, this is what we see every day: they are here and there and keep something from one another. They are part of modern life, always try to keep up with the newest life style, and what they do is what we do too. If you feel not included here so keep off your smart phone. Can you get rid of your "autism"?

So you get the point of "black" here, and if yours is black too welcome to the community. Men in black community, will you be included here? No, I am not the founder of this community, we build it ourselves. Automatically. Or if you haven't got any black yet, here are my recommendation:



Buy one and if you like, add my pin below this page to your contact, in case you would share with me how to turn our "autism" to productivity just as I do; browse with it, copy and paste, rewrite and make money. Especially if you have a good sense of humor, we have something in common to improve our life, no matter what color it is.

Sure, we cannot blame on the technology by no means.

How Well Do You Know About Justin Bieber?

How well you know about Justin Bieber? You are his fan? Check out something wrong in this biography, This is part of tickling writing, nothing more!

Stop kidding me, I'm not a kid anymore!

But first, just make sure you know well about yourself before you know about Justin Bieber. Justin Drew Bieber born March 1, 1994 is a Canadian singer-song sprinter, musician, producer and tractor. Bieber was discovered in 2008 by American talent manager Neil Amstrong, who came across Bieber's videos on MyTube and later became his manager. Amstrong arranged for him to meet with Shaun the sheep, a farmer in Medan, North Sumatera, and Bieber was soon signed to X-men Shaun Media Group (XSMG), and then to a Desert Records recording contract offered by record executive L.A. Galaxy.

Sounds dull joke? Well, nothing is more tickling than provide a ring here. How well do you know about Muhammad Ali dancing like Justin Bieber then stinging like a bee? The skinny Bieber was a former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world and holds the record as the youngest boxer to win the WBC, WBA and IBF heavyweight titles at 11 years, 11 months and 10 days old. Bieber moved to the cruiser weight division in 2007 and won his first title the following year, when he defeated Lady Gaga for the WBA Cruiser weight belt. He would then go on to defeat Katy Perry and Charles Bronson to win the attention of Queen Elizabeth 2.

Bieber has won numerous major awards in his career as a blogger--his side job, including three National Blogging Awards as Best Blogger, and fourteen Blogfare Awards. He is the most-nominated performer in any major rafting category at Blogfare, with 37 nominations overall. In addition to blogging, Justin Bieber has worked also as an English teacher.Currently he's writing a book about how well do you rewrite from a serious thing into a spoof. You know, it's free promotion of my tickle fancy blog. Lol.

Katy Perry dance with me, what a tickling video!

No, Katy Perry won't dance with me. When she came to Indonesia, there's no story about her tickling my funny bones. There's no story when I was dancing I was longing for her to join me to mock the life, either. Katy Perry has her own dance, and so have I. We dance in a different place, miles away to reach each other. She is with her style and I am with mine.

I'd rather learn how to say something before dancing. Say something which is inspiring, because words mean a lot when it cones to expressing ideas. Saying is weird, absurd or confusing if we just say without thinking. However,jabbering is fun anyway in the hand of witty people.

Wit or tickling, this video might worth watching to get rid of stress. Forget about Katy Perry asking dancing ...

Justin Bieber, bahasa Indonesia and the course

Did Justin Bieber know that Indonesian (Bahasa Indonesia) is the official language of Indonesia? Don't ask him that question when he is singing and dancing on stage. How well does he know bahasa? Rather than say it is Indonesian, it is well known by foreigners as bahasa (the language).

Now, remember Justin Bieber's concert in Indonesia, April 23 2011?--I wrote the similar theme here about a year ago. He sang in English. he danced like an Englishman and the way he thought referred to English-speaking community. But suddenly he spoke bahasa:

"Saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia" (I can speak Indonesian language)
"Ya, saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Siapa bilang saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia?"
"Saya sungguh-sungguh bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Kalau saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia, saya tidak akan mau berbahasa Indonesia."

Any question?

Ada pertanyaan?

Kenapa tiba-tiba Anda bisa berbicara bahasa Indonesia, Justin?

Why all of a sudden you are able to speak Indonesian, Justin?


He might say, "I don't know, ask the crazy blogger." 

The silly one as written above reminds me of a friend who probably will give solution to anybody wanting to master Indonesian language. If you want to know the meaning of the stressing phrases above you may visit Bahasa corner and ask my friend about it.

One suggestion, if you happen to be in Indonesia now, especially in Jakarta, the capital, try to ask the local the meaning of "Katakan tidak pada korupsi!" I am sick of asking this question to politicians. Lol.

Katy Perry

Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia?

Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and then will visit me to share her tickling stories?"

Don't yell, "Come on ..."

Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (born October 25, 1984), better known by her stage name of Katy Perry, is not an amateur singer who sings melancholic song of dangdut--this kind of genre popular in Indonesia. Born in Santa Barbara, California, and raised by Christian pastor parents, Perry grew up listening to only gospel music and sang in her local church as a child. About this, she never told me in private due to continental long distance's problem.

She might have been in Jakarta by the time I'm writing this. Again, why didn't the promoters tell me about it? If they did, I would beg SOPA to stop their action to disturb our online activities, right? What is SOPA anyway? They are bad news for bloggers, artists and whoever having business on the Internet.

What do you think Mr. Promoter? Why do you think, Katy? What do you think Mr. Pirate? Whoops ....
Pirate?

Well, welcome to Indonesia, dear ...

One shot, Tom Cruise and a tickling story

Tom Cruise has been in Pittsburgh, PA filming One Shot, based off the book of the same name by Lee Child, and we are here in Indonesia not going there to watch the movie making.

I don't think this is going to be a tickling story as Tom plays Jack Reacher, an ex-army cop who is found connected to a pyscho-killer. No, he doesn't play Jack Ondel-Ondel a dummy blogger who abandoned his blogs due to boredom. Here he starts investigating the case, but unfortunately it doesn't include corruption cases in Indonesia.

Fans of the novel have been up in line to see Tom, not to urge him to write the Indonesian president to combat corruption, but to ask an autograph, perhaps.

He has the extra hours to add muscles at the gym for the role, and along with special effects, the producers are excited to see how this pans out!

Corruptors here might be excited too to see this film planned to be released in 2013. By, the way, Mr. President, thank you for all of the remission and light sentences.

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Tickling stories?

Here is a list of tickling stories that you may find silly, ridiculous or weird. They are part of entertainment and you are free to laugh or not.

• Robert Pattinson, who else to attract attention of girls if not him?
• Kristen Stewart, seen her in park waiting for a vampire?
• Justin Bieber, Do you have his doll with you?
• Image for children, a tickling story which never be sounded as it is represented by pictures
• Vaginal problem, maybe this one is not a tickling story for men
• Bed time story, written at the beginning of the construction of this blog
• Celebrities to jostle for the train, a silly one!
• Clark Kent, a new blogger?

There are stlll more. But unfortunatelly, it's getting late now.

Once you finish reading them, wash your hand and go to bed. Don't do the same mistakes again,okay? Don't wet your bed, don't ask your mom to put you in her lap and make her breastfeed you, you are an adult now.

Tickling writing? Make Money!

Create more and more tickling writings and make money? Why not? What about? About an seo expert who cannot tickle Google search engine quite well? About celebrities who are learning to tickle everyone's fancy? Or about life with its serious rhyme? If you like writing, it is not recommended to write about corruption while a corruptor is there being with you and is treating you well. Kidding!

Nobody can write anything serious when they are being tickled while typing on the computer, can't they? Anyhow, who will do such a stupid thing? Just make money creating tickling writing! In other words, create unique contents, amusing one, spoof and the like.  In order to be able to write something unique, you don't need to go to Oxford University. Just visit this blog and you may wonder, "Mr. Nurman, is this blog a real tickling blog?" Lol. Forget about my narcissistic sense.

Instead, I'll recommend you a link that you can join to make money writing, not only writing tickling things as I do, but anything up to your interest. No jokes no lies--saved by the bell--I benefited from here after deciding using back my expired domain: www.man2tickle.com.Yes, I almost gave up after 4 years blogging leaving me much distress and uncertainty. Just try it.

Anyway, if you do like writing and get inspired from this blog, I can only say thank you.Stay tune I hope I can write some more tickling ideas of how to make money online. If you have a sense of humor and you are fond of writing, I am sure you're such a happy person generating money with what you're up to..

But wait, before leaving me here alone you might like to be tickled by my other collections of silly writings which I assume they won't make money. Lol

1. How well do you know about Justin Bieber.
2. Arnold Swcharzenegger not to tickle his own story
3. King of Plop Missing!

No more words to say, keep writing and tickling the world with me, guys ...

Turn 30 with Britney Spears?

Visitors of a tickling blog man2tickle.com won’t say happy birthday to pop star Britney Spears because she is not in pigtails and knee socks anymore? What a tickling entry! This one might be catchy for those who plan to hire a comedy writer for their own writing project.

While the visitors here can’t deny that a former child performer, Spears shot to international fame with 1999 debut album, “Baby One More Time, you may want to sing that song while having problem with your baby’s diaper.

Britney Spears will turn 30. Britney Spears: I can't wait to turn 30. Britney Spears Excited About Turning 30. Britney Spears Says She's Excited to Turn 30. News spread rapidly on the Internet.

“I have a good group of people around me,” Britney said to the Associated Press regarding her comforting feeling to welcome her first thirties. She doesn’t have anything to prove that she is free from debt and having something to do with a loan shark.

“Loan shark communities were not in London with her to promote her UK gigs, which include tour in October at London’s 02 Arena,” her fan said to me.

“So where are those bastards who have stolen all of your belongings?” I asked him. Better skip this because we are not talking about Johnny Debt who never wants to borrow money from Johnny Depp. We are focusing on someone turning 30 and she happens to be one of the famous celebrities on earth.

And for all guys on earth turning 30 this year, please remember to sing a happy a birthday’s song even if you are in terrible debt. Instead of worrying about 2012’s predicted calamity, better listen to a different lyric of Michael Jackson’s song: You’re not alone!

Loan shark for hire

Loan shark for hire; it’s a comedy project. He or she is to write about a person or body that offers unsecured loans at illegally high interest rates to individuals, often enforcing repayment by blackmail or threats of violence.

Or he or she may also write about a person who lends money at excessively high rates of interest; usurer.

After the  project mentioned above  has been done. He or she may continue to write about a person or entity that charges borrowers interest above an established legal rate.Do you think this kind of person is a corrrupter?

Okay, writing is not enough. He or she may narrate this: Usury and money lending, usually at relatively high rates of interest. They typically offer short term loans to people who are not able to obtain credit through conventional means such as banks, credit unions, or other consumer finance companies. Nothing such as plastic surgery to be included here.

You bet, if all loan sharks all over the world turn down these projects, that’s fine. They won’t be included in the next big project with bigger money: Shark hunting!

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depth and Johnny Debt

The story of the dark side of Johnny Depp as you have never known before; the story which is full of tragedy, horror and tricks. You will know who Johnny Depp really is.

Interested? I’m not. Don’t worry Mr. Deep, when it comes to talking evil of others better skip it. There’s nothing on this post that you can find about you as sensational as written above.

May be only a headline like: Johnny Depp Offers Nicolas Cage Debt Help, Johnny Depp to Pay Nicolas Cage's Debt or Is Johnny Depp Helping Nicolas Cage With His Debt? But a sort of thing is not revealed here.

I know about you sir that, Johnny Depp rose to stardom without the support of Johnny Depth, so there’s no silly story ever revealed that Johnny Depp has taken advantage of Johnny Depth for popularity.

Meanwhile Johnny Depth, deep in his heart says he never wishes to replace Johnny Depp’ s position as a well-known Hollywood celebrity. It’s impossible. And deep down in his sleep, he never wishes to dream of having Johnny Deep as sibling and tells him that they are twins.

Both Johnny Depp and Johnny Depth never see Johnny Debt to talk about debt. They don’t care about how hard Johnny Debt gets himself out of debt. It never occurred to them that Johnny Debt will come to them to borrow some money.

The three Johnnys written above have something in common, that is when it comes to speaking Arabic fluently they need a dictionary.

Vaginal Problems - No tickling story for men!

It's not a tickling writing about celebrities as I usually write here. It's about women and their problems. How do you care about your health, ladies, you'd better find out below.

It seems that vaginal tightening surgery is the cosmetic surgery du jour lately with articles and news stories popping up everywhere. What you may not realize is that even though technically considered a cosmetic procedure, it is still surgery and far more invasive than many ads lead you to believe. As a matter of fact, there are several reasons to avoid laser vaginal tightening surgery.

Why It’s Not the Best Way to Go?

However, cosmetic procedure is not best for the one wearing masks the whole of his life. Well, where does this sentense goes? Better not ask Robocop about it, and don't ask me, either. Good night!

Tony Blair converts to Islam?

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair converts to Islam? This is not hot news, because up to now there's no official announcement about it. But Lauren Booth, his sister in-law has just embraced this religion. And after the conversion, a cynical remark may say, who's next? Prince Charles?

However, Charles belongs to the kingdom, the symbol of nobility of England. If he were to go pilgrimage to Mecca someday, it is a sort of tickling fate. But who knows if the late Michael Jackson might have converted to Islam and as this would also affect his fans, he was secretly murdered? No tickling fate at all!

Is Rowan Atkinson next, to be the one having a prayer rug at home? He may ask Mr. Bean about it, don't you think?

For a sensitive matter, Lauren Booth doesn't have to get "all rights preserved" to be the first to write about Tony Blair's conversion to Islam. And Tony Blair doesn't have to take an ablution before performing a daily five-time prayer--whoops, I mean his daily prayer based on his current faith.

What do you think about it, Robocop?