Titanic, Leonardo Di Caprio and Jack Dawson

Here is a tickling story about Titanic. No, it's not about RMS Titanic, a British passenger liner that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after colliding with an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, UK to New York City, US. It's a tickling story about Titanic, a girl of twenties which is never covered by the media all over the world.

Surely, it's not funny, blogger!

There's no such a thing called a tickling story related to Leonardo DiCaprio or Jack Dawson as he played that role in the movie. Titanic only said it's a start of the story, as she has successfully rescued a man from downing in the sea and according to her it's tickling.

We're not going back to the ficititous 1912, where a17-year-old first class passenger Rose boards "Titanic" in Southampton with her fiancé Cal and her mother Ruth DeWitt Bukater. Ruth stresses the importance of Rose's engagement, as the marriage would solve the DeWitt Bukaters' secret financial problems. This has nothing to do with that.

Wanna have Leonardo DiCaprio's biography?

We are just curious of how no newsmen were curious about Titanic I've mentioned above; none of them will unveil what she meant by a tickling story. However Titanic kept saying it's a tickling story. And while she seemed to think about what to say to the world later, the man she's just saved who's lying under the tree suddenly roused and cried out, "Hey, you screwed up the script!' And this half fish half girl creature, to her surprise, yelled angrily, "It's not the time, Jack Dawson. It's not funny!"

Weird names? Celebrities?

Below are 10 weird names taken after the celebrities, also those spelled mistakenly; not recommended at all to name your new-born baby after them. (Sorry, mostly in Indonesian sense)

1. Bread Pete, instead of Brad Pitt
2. Johnny Depth or Johnny Death or Johnny Deep Inside My heart, instead of Johnny Depp.
3. Mike Tissue, instead of Mike Tyson.
4. Katy Perish, instead of Katy Perry.
5, Mak Dona, instead of Madonna (Indonesian: Mak means Madam)
6. Justin Bibir or Justin Bebek instead of Justin Bieber.(Indonesian: Bibir means lips, bebek means duck)
7. Arnold Suasanaseger instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger (Indonesian: Suasana seger means fresh atmosphere)

Am I a handsome Bread Pete?

8. Lady Gagap instead of Lady Gaga (Indonesian gagap means stutter)
9. Robert Parkingson instead of Robert Pattinson
10. Leonardo Di Cappuccino instead of Leonardo Di Caprio.

You want to add to this list, be my guest!

Kristen Steward, Robert Pattinson, what celebrities!

Remember my posting about Robert Pattinson having a new bike and Kristen Steward washing her hair? Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either. That's a silly article, isn't it?

Now again, as Kristen went to the park, Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind.

Did they use to be together starring in a horror movie? Absolutely yes. Are they now together? You bet.

A tickling question now is, is it a good idea not thinking about being a vampire when you are in a bad mood if you happen to be their fans?