Showing posts with label tickling news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tickling news. Show all posts

Friday, October 26, 2012

The naugty tickling words

Find out here how the word "tickle" can screw up things; the word which sounds silly to put down in a story.

From the hot issue: American Presidential debate!

An alleged ticklish President Obama didn't have the heart to ask Mitt Romney on Monday night: what's wrong with an English phrase:tickle. Should idiom tickle your fancy be deleted by Ministry of Defense from the presidential dictionary as it is not part of the right word for a debate?

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Katy Perry in Bali? Tell me the story

katy perry in baliKaty Perry was about to tell me something sensational and I said, "not now." I knew it's crazy. I was not in a mood to learn to tickle everyone's fancy. Whether She would say, "I am in Bali now, Mr Nurman, cover a tickling news about me?" I didn't know.

I refused to respond because I was not sure she's going to tell me something out of tickling context. Off course, it's not funny while Katy Perry's singing some hits I was narrating silly stories about Nicolas Cage playing hide and seek with Robert Pattinson or about Emma Stones going on a pilgrimage to Mecca and or celebrities prefer to die in Bali and so on.

The pretty singer is keeping herself busy! The 27-year-old Katy Perry is in Bali, climbing a mountain. That's as the rumor goes. Next, Katy will perform on Jan.19 at the Sentul International Convention Center for her California Dreams tour. Whoops, the latter is history! If you keep up with the news, you know it.

Katy was sporting blue hair and a blue ring, but at that time she was not in Bali. She was not here around my neighborhood, either, to tell me something sensational as above-mentioned. So? When I said I was not in a mood to tickle everyone's fancy she quickly turned to be my wife bluffing at me for this weird daydreaming!

Friday, September 21, 2012

Amanda Bynes not to be tickled

Amanda Bynes who has been charged with two hit and run offenses doesn't need a tickling story to lull her to sleep. Okay, Bynes is not planning on going to rehab anytime soon. She is not going to narrate a story about Katy Perry nor Lindsay Lohan there. If so, I am afraid people may think this is a hidden campaign of Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to promote his blog on the Internet.

I swear to God, Amanda Bynes has nothing to do with anything to tickle your fancy here, may ignore the weird articles about Bread Pete and Brad Pitt, Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon or Johhny Depp and Johnny debt. Maybe if she asks my opinion over her problem there would be probably an unsatisfied answer coming up.

Were you there when she was smoking marijuana in her car? I'm not asking Robocop and consider this a tickling question. Sound childish, perhaps. She was reportedly told friends she was smoking tobacco, not weed.

On Sept. 9, the former "All That" star was pulled over for driving at night without her headlights on. Days later, Bynes was ordered not to drive by a judge in Los Angeles. On Monday, Bynes was said to have locked herself in a dressing room for nearly two hours, but nobody said she's learning to create a tickling story to support me as I was running out of ideas.

Even Lindsay Lohan, who has gotten into trouble with the law as well for theft and a DUI, does not understand why I should write this silly article and why people should come here over and over again.

Amanda, be patient dear.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Obama VS Clint Eastwood? a tickling hoax!

Never believe tickling news talking about hatred between Obama and Clint Eastwood. You see every where the media write: President Obama is still a fan of Clint Eastwood.

The president, in an interview with USA Today, suggested he was not offended by the actor's performance during the closing night of the Republican National Convention -- in which Eastwood engaged in a one-man repartee with an empty chair meant to represent Obama.

So never believe the following hoax or the made-up tackling story:

1. "I am a huge Clint Eastwood son's fan, the president said. "Not his."

2. "He is a great actor? No, perhaps tutor, and an even better conductor, Obama added without giving particular praise for his recent movies, which include ... "Sorry, but I forget."

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3. "I want to buy the memorable chair he talked to."

Both 0bama and Eastwood won't tickle your funny bone with this gossip!



How Well Do You Know About Justin Bieber?

How well you know about Justin Bieber? You are his fan? Check out something wrong in this biography, This is part of tickling writing, nothing more!

Stop kidding me, I'm not a kid anymore!
But first, just make sure you know well about yourself before you know about Justin Bieber. Justin Drew Bieber born March 1, 1994 is a Canadian singer-song sprinter, musician, producer and tractor. Bieber was discovered in 2008 by American talent manager Neil Amstrong, who came across Bieber's videos on MyTube and later became his manager. Amstrong arranged for him to meet with Shaun the sheep, a farmer in Medan, North Sumatera, and Bieber was soon signed to X-men Shaun Media Group (XSMG), and then to a Desert Records recording contract offered by record executive L.A. Galaxy.

Sounds dull joke? Well, nothing is more tickling than provide a ring here. How well do you know about Muhammad Ali dancing like Justin Bieber then stinging like a bee? The skinny Bieber was a former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world and holds the record as the youngest boxer to win the WBC, WBA and IBF heavyweight titles at 11 years, 11 months and 10 days old. Bieber moved to the cruiser weight division in 2007 and won his first title the following year, when he defeated Lady Gaga for the WBA Cruiser weight belt. He would then go on to defeat Katy Perry and Charles Bronson to win the attention of Queen Elizabeth 2.

Bieber has won numerous major awards in his career as a blogger--his side job, including three National Blogging Awards as Best Blogger, and fourteen Blogfare Awards. He is the most-nominated performer in any major rafting category at Blogfare, with 37 nominations overall. In addition to blogging, Justin Bieber has worked also as an English teacher.Currently he's writing a book about how well do you rewrite from a serious thing into a spoof. You know, it's free promotion of my tickle fancy blog. Lol.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Obama in Indonesia, the untold story

Here is the untold story. Even the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama--might be very busy now at the White House--never knows about this.The tale is only available on Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, the tickle fancy blog for all people in the world, especially for those having a sense of humor. It's one of so many readings you might enjoy to help you kill time.

Back then when Obama lived in Jakarta Indonesia as a child during 1960's, the black-and-white TV bored most of his neighbors so that they decided to have a colorful TV set. Everyone didn't have any options but to watch TVRI, the one and only official TV in this country.There were not so many stories told as intensive as what infotainment do today, no commercial break, no breaking news. But something untold will soon be revealed.

funny obamaObama was asleep in Menteng downtown that night when a car speeding up out there suddenly pulled over and the driver went out of and abandoned it and was disappeared in the dark of the night.There was a bright light coming from the sky and a big plate sparkling and disappeared soon, Laughter burst out in the sky, probably belonging to a witch. There was no report whether the man was missing, kidnapped or killed.The abandoned car was not there to attract the newsmen and everything turned absurd. The exact year was unknown and Obama didn't know about it. He was having a tight sleep, probably dreaming of becoming a child actor.

Up to now nobody seems to care about what's going on. Politicians keep busy with image building campaigns and people with their gadget and smart phone.Whether this account is true or fictitious, there's a popular Indonesian expression to respond such an issue, "emang gue pikirin!"And Obama himself instead of being curious of this untold story of his might giggle and agree with that expression.

Now, readers, choose the correct answer below to this question: what "emang gue pikirin" means?

a. Obama likes satay
b. What the hell should I care about?!

Thank you for visiting this tickle fancy blog everyone.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Neil Amstrong, the untold story?



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Friday, August 17, 2012

Jokowi

Jokowi is a new name to rank itself on Google Search Engine. According to a Google Adword keyword survey, Jokowi was searched on the Internet during August 2012 as many as 49,500.times

Who is Jokowi? If we look a little closer to his picture he just looks like President Obama. It is only for a joke that recently Jokowi was resembled Obama and Fawzi Bowo (Jakarta's governor) was Hittler, and the video of this "Jokowi VS Fawzi Bowo" has been spread sensationally and funnily on Youtube, drives many to view.

Joko Widodo (born in Surakarta, June 21, 1961), better known by his nickname Jokowi, is the current mayor of Surakarta, Indonesia. His second term is due to end in 2015. His vice mayor is F.X. Hadi Rudyatmo. Recently he has been nominated by his party, Indonesian Democratic Party – Struggle, to run in the 2012 Jakarta gubernatorial election.

The result of the first round election to put Jokowi above Fawzi Bowo that seemingly made such a video written above. Of his humble personality, down-to-earth nature, most of Jakarta people may presume Jokowi can outdo Fawzi Bowo later at the second round of the election

However, Jokowi's road to success is not smooth anyway. Issues of religious discrimination towards Jokowi is one of the barriers which makes him even stronger and this triggers supports from a large number of people, espeically those of the underdogs.

We, Indonesians, just wait and see whether Jokowi will become "Obama of Jakarta" or "Enemy of Jakarta"

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