No Joke, Send Your Kids To Summer Camp!

Send your kids to summer camp! Especially if you would like to follow Will Smith and Jada Pinkett who have been living separate lives, and have in fact, a sham marriage! Whoops! Kids should be saved from a family conflict, right? Don't let them mourn again and again over parent's affair. Let them find friendly nature and get engage in any kinds of activities improving their lives. Is it one of the reasons you should send to summer camp? Forget about this silly joke!

Why summer camp? You're afraid it's going to be a place you can make your kid(s) stronger, so that they can easily bully the smaller kids? What a bad thought! Just help them make friends, instead.They get to become lifelong friends with people they don't necessarily live right next door to.Your kid can branch out in the buddies he or she has. This is the place teaching children how to be more socially confident – something they can take back to school with them in the fall. Summer is real "cool"!

Forget about horrible jokes of cynical parents saying your kid will be subject to ridicule as he or she so far has become a spoiled homey kid or "how long will the lame duck survive?" You have something in mind and that's a positive point of view: Send them to, say, kids camps in ny. Get them active. Camp helps kids learn how to be kids again. No cell phones and computers there, so kids can truly take advantage of all summertime has to offer. It's fun. Their video games are converted to more challenging real games which forces them to get up – and get moving!

So, why sending them summer camp? Of course, it's not because you hate them clinging to your business all the time, it's because you want them to be able to boost self esteem, develop independence skills, develop interests, know the meaning of diversity and so on. And that's what you are now.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits to tickle Brigitte Nielsen?

Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't say his affair with his family's housekeeper was the first time he cheated on Maria Shriver. He never says this is a tickling story of his life.

When he and Shriver were living together, the action star and former California governor never said that tickling each other is the best solution to all problems. As you know, he admits in his new autobiography to a "hot affair" with actress Brigitte Nielsen while they filmed Red Sonja in 1985Time magazine reports.

Schwarzenegger, now 65, never thought the relationship with Nielsen was something like playing soccer and when you fail to make a goal you tickle the goal keeper. The aforementioned statement is indeed not true. He never thought the relationship with Nielsen was serious and that the fling only convinced him to marry Shriver, he writes in Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, according to Time.

Nielsen, now 49 wasn't with me the night I got a headache thinking about how to make my first dollar online. Millions miles away out there, she wrote in her own autobiography last year about an "outrageous affair" with Schwarzenegger but said she didn't know he was with Shriver at the time.

All is clear, never make up such a story, guys. Don't say that Schwarzenegger filed for divorce in 2011 after Shriver revealed her affair with Mildred Baena which produced a son, Joseph, now a teenager.

That's not funny!

Katy Perry in Bali? Tell me the story

Katy Perry was about to tell me something sensational and I said, "not now." I knew it's crazy. I was not in a mood to learn to tickle everyone's fancy. Whether She would say, "I am in Bali now, Mr Nurman, cover a tickling news about me?" I didn't know.

I refused to respond because I was not sure she's going to tell me something out of tickling context. Off course, it's not funny while Katy Perry's singing some hits I was narrating silly stories about Nicolas Cage playing hide and seek with Robert Pattinson or about Emma Stones going on a pilgrimage to Mecca and or celebrities prefer to die in Bali and so on.

The pretty singer is keeping herself busy! The 27-year-old Katy Perry is in Bali, climbing a mountain. That's as the rumor goes. Next, Katy will perform on Jan.19 at the Sentul International Convention Center for her California Dreams tour. Whoops, the latter is history! If you keep up with the news, you know it.

Katy was sporting blue hair and a blue ring, but at that time she was not in Bali. She was not here around my neighborhood, either, to tell me something sensational as above-mentioned. So? When I said I was not in a mood to tickle everyone's fancy she quickly turned to be my wife bluffing at me for this weird daydreaming!

The day when Erin Burnett interviewed me?

She knew Mr. Nurman learns to tickle everyone's fancy. But she didn't know what to do to combat corruption in Indonesia with Mr. Nurman's help.

"Indonesia lost as much as Rp 2.13 trillion ($238.6 million) to corruption in 2011, Ms. Burnett," I said to her, quoting from the Jakarta Globe.

She raised her eyebrow. Sitting on a sofa, holding a smart phone, she paid fully attention to me.

“I don't agree if it is said that our corruption practices are actually still quite primitive and therefore easy for auditors to track," I went on.

"Why?"

"Because auditors are on vacation now."

"Excuse me?"

"Maybe they are in Virginia now.  It is beautiful in the fall. They might visit Monticello, Thomas Jefferson's home,. It is gorgeous when the leaves turn and you can watch football there."

"Mr. Nurman, may I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"Why are you so confident that I am now interviewing you. I am not! Now I wake up!"

"No I won't. I'll ..."

"What?"

"I'll be committing corruption too. Help ... help me."

"I can't help you."

"Why can't you?"

"You know, I am not Erin Burnett and get rid of your illusion!"

And the next morning I didn't see Erin Burnett anymore on a dangling LCD TV in a lobby as I usually see before entering the lift to work..But good news is, a fortuneteller told me that someday Erin is going to interview me, because I am unique.

When I confirmed it, she said, "Yeah, maybe Erin and so and so.

Justin Bieber VS Indonesian kids?

Or Indonesian kids VS Justin Bieber? whatever it is, life is full of fun, espeically when you need something candid or spontaneous presented in a video clip. The following scene is likely directed by a film director. Actually, it is not. Kids might only be able to copy and act, and there's something more than that if we able to see the childlike side in human, things with come up with positive thinking and mind. Check out this video, presented for you just for fun.

Erin Burnett

Erin Burnett probably won't read this post about her since this has nothing to do with her personally. Once upon a time, there was a large LCD TV dangling from the ceiling.on the ground floor and a pretty TV reporter showing there didn't say hi to me, while I was looking at her with a great admiration. Cinderella was asleep and Snow White was having a meeting somewhere ... What am I talking about?
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She did attract my attention and I felt like to stay late there that morning before entering the lift to the 3a floor, the office where I worked at. This  pretty CNN news reporter was gorgeous, yet I still didn't know her name. I asked my coworkers around and none of them gave me the answer. I browsed on the Internet and still I didn't get a clue.

Only this Sunday morning, Google told me by the speicific keyword I had typed there on my computer she was Erin Burnett. She was with CNN and she's been with journalism for many many years. Pretty and smart, she has a large male following due to her extraordinary beauty and brawn as business news anchor and reporter for CNBC. And many of them will no doubt be disappointed with the news that 34-year-old Erin Burnett has become engaged. The brunette beauty is set to tie the knot with Citigroup executive David Rubulotta.

There's no further story whether she's married or no. And there's no story either, about her and me as Beauty and the Secret Admirer. Maybe next on Google page: Erin Burnett interviewing Mr. Nurman to tickle your fancy. Who knows one day she'll come to Jakarta, Indonesia for an international event, and will provide the time to see me to ask about my admiration.

Silly dream? Nothing impossible!