Beyonce to show off her shoulders and knees in Malaysia

Beyonce Knowles sped up her spacecraft. Behind, protesters threatening to disrupt the concert because of her sexy image, tracked her in a space shuttle called Culture n Religion.

“We are not against entertainment as long as it is within in the framework of our culture and our religion,” a warning kept echoing in the sky, heard from Malaysia to the North Pole. “We are against Western sexy performances. We don’t think our people need that.”

Knowles had said on her website before that she would take the stage at a stadium in Kuala Lumpur on Oct. 25. The Jakarta post reports, Knowles canceled a planned concert two years ago following protest threats. At the time her talent agency said the show was called off due to a scheduling conflict.

“Should I come back to Indonesia? It has less stringent rules about how performers should behave,” she said to herself.

But she was too exhausted to continue her voyage and decided to stop by the moon. She was running out of mineral water.

“Wait, recent news—the moon is not the dry, dull place it seems,” she said to herself again. Traces of water lurk in the dirt unseen. Yes, water! There must be water somewhere around here.”

Quickly, she got off the spacecraft and started to search for water. Behind those people kept chasing her crazily. She ran and ran and ran. They yelled and yelled and yelled. She nearly fainted, when, to her surprise, how come, they competed each other for her autograph!

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Funny blog: great inspirations!

Their lives have changed amazingly! Here, two distinguished persons talk about who has inspired them most.

Charlie Funtoblog on his father, Martin Nicetoblog.

My father, a funny blogger, is my hero. He once told me, “If you can’t make a funny blog, make a tickling blog,” and I’ve never forgotten that. He is my best friend, and my motivator, and my most loyal ally. I wish everyone had at least one person who inspires him or her the way my father inspires me. Now, every night and day I think on newer funny posts and another improved funny blog.

Blogmaker Tarzan Van Cliff on comic creator Stood Lee

I started blogging when I was two or three years old and I got heavily into Funny Blog when I was about five. My favorite character was always Germ-man learns to blog a funny blog and I started creating my own comic characters under the influence of Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy. Back in 1989, I came out with my own tickling blog and some funny bloggers said that my blog was not funny. I didn’t care. I created more and more funny blogs! I was excited when comic creator Stood Lee wrote to me and said that he liked my blog. Whereas my blog was nothing; it’s only about germ to demolish your body!

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Miss Marple to swallow the moon

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Julia McKenzie was excited. She danced, whistled, jumped, hopped, and sang. She was proud to get a career-changing chance at 68.

“It’s a funny thing about acting, you know, when you get the part and you’re my age, you drop 10 years like that. Acting makes you feel young again, ” she said.

But the people she was speaking to were only looking at her in disbelief and gaping.

“I am new Miss Marple, you know Agatha Christie’s famous amateur detective?” she went on. I would have retired but …”

She was too thrilled and tickled to dance that she raised her hands and wings and started to fly. She flew high to the sky. She bumped into Superman who had just had a tickling haircut that amused her. Next, when she flew lower, swinging Spiderman nearly hit her. And to her surprise, the grumbling superhero knocked down flashing Batman who was carrying President Britney Spears on his back.

The people down there were still gaping on seeing this nonsense, let alone when ‘Miss Marple’ soon swallowed the moon.

Jet Li to return but not to kick your ass!

Jet Li had far away run from his home in that housing complex when all of a sudden, behind him the press started to appear and irritate him.

“It’s early in morning! Can’t you just go jogging with me?” he insisted. The press didn’t say anything; they were trying to keep up with him.

“Okay, okay, you want some news from me,” he said then halted. Exhausted, he went on, “I’m returning to Chinese film. It’s a non-kung fu movie. That’s it.”



The press kept quiet. Unexpectedly, one of the newsmen came to attack him. Another one started to assail him too. Next, the whole people became wild.

You bet, it’s not a big deal for him to defeat those people. No doubt, he was good at it. But what confused him that after they all have been rid of, they turned to be a coil of smoke and then gone.

“It doesn’t make sense!” he cried out in disbelief.

All at once, a voice was heard moaning somewhere, “You’re lying! You’re not returning to a non-kung fu Chinese film.”

Before he could reply, another voice interrupted, “and you are not speaking mandarin!”

It belonged to his neighbor—a blogger!