It doesn't necessarily take a politician to announce this urgent matter!

If you are tired of routine, just look at a melon, a slightly soft one. Don’t' use your hands to feel for bruises. Don't hear or feel anything when you shake it. Don't even think it is overripe. Forget about your nose, forget about a sweet smell. The fruit is best when it's fresh picked, no doubt. Now all I want you to do is just believe me. Now, just stop by at my beautiful palace at a roadside stand. I'll be waiting for you …