Brad Pitt and Bread Pete

Here is not a comedy contest for writers and you guys don't have to rewrite: Brad Pitt calls Aniston a 'dear friend.' Wish something tickling or ticklish here?

If Brad Pitt recently called his ex-wife a 'dear friend' and a 'valuable person', Bread Pete called his ex-wife, 'deer friend' and 'available person.' "If he is now a 'satisfied man' in his relationship with Angelina Jolie,' says Bread Pete. "I am now a 'satisfied' man in my relationship with flour and saucepan."

Brad Pitt who found his five-year marriage to Aniston boring never said it was boring to read tickling articles about celebrities. He doesn't know who Bread Pete is. He doesn't care if Bread Pete is a comedy writer or a comedian for hire, either.

Hiring a comedy writer to promote his new baseball movie Money ball maybe not recommended, since Mr. Pitt has no tickling project to work on together with. If both Brad Pitt and Bread Pete were invited to an English class to discuss about how to spell the correct word in English, maybe this would be an inspiring topic for comedy writers to search.

Thank you gentlemen for your silent applaud and for leaving this post unanswered.

Why Brad Pitt wants to make the Chilean miners movie?

I don't know for sure.

Why is he not interested in making a film about volcano eruption in Indonesia? I think, he should know well about Mbah Marijan, the spiritual guardian of Mt. Merapi who died in the recent calamity in Central Java, Indonesia. This is actually inspiring.

Seemingly, Brad Pitt was touched by the story of the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped underground for more than two months before being rescued.

The actor never wants to climb onto Mt. Merapi to become a volunteer. He must be busy by now.

Mr. Pitt, if someday you pay a visit here, hope--the volcano has already calmed down, don't forget to tell me about your Chilean Miners movie and we exchange pleasantries together, okay?

Maybe I'll write about miners who like to tickle each other. And you should listen to me. Next, I may tell you about more and more tickling celebrities on my blog. Is this a good idea?

Hey ... Come back here ...

Angelina Jolie, Indonesia and corrupter

Angelina Jolie advises critics not to jump the gun and sell it as everybody knows it is a dangerous stuff. What does it mean?

Forget about this distraction, she's talking about a love story currently shooting in Hungary. You bet, if asked when she will visit Indonesia and learn how to create batik, Not only her, but even her spouse Brad Pitt might say, "what are you talking about?"

Have you known the latest film of Angelina Jolie, the film's love story concerned a Serbian rapist and his Muslim captive? If you say that day she hesitated to talk further about the film, rather she enjoyed sewing this is really a weird gossip!

Jolie, who serves as a United Nations High Commissioner of Refugees goodwill ambassador, reportedly contacted the people in West Java, Indonesia, as she also wants to learn how to dance Jaipongan well, but I'm not sure where this source of information from.

She further said, "There are many things I want to do in life, but coming in Indonesia and learning how to dance, this is a ridiculous thing to do ."

Don't listen to this fake comment; she never said that.

"But I'd like to come to Indonesia if only one or two corrupters has already been hung!"

Shh ... who says that?