Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits to tickle Brigitte Nielsen?

Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't say his affair with his family's housekeeper was the first time he cheated on Maria Shriver. He never says this is a tickling story of his life.

When he and Shriver were living together, the action star and former California governor never said that tickling each other is the best solution to all problems. As you know, he admits in his new autobiography to a "hot affair" with actress Brigitte Nielsen while they filmed Red Sonja in 1985Time magazine reports.

Schwarzenegger, now 65, never thought the relationship with Nielsen was something like playing soccer and when you fail to make a goal you tickle the goal keeper. The aforementioned statement is indeed not true. He never thought the relationship with Nielsen was serious and that the fling only convinced him to marry Shriver, he writes in Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, according to Time.

Nielsen, now 49 wasn't with me the night I got a headache thinking about how to make my first dollar online. Millions miles away out there, she wrote in her own autobiography last year about an "outrageous affair" with Schwarzenegger but said she didn't know he was with Shriver at the time.

All is clear, never make up such a story, guys. Don't say that Schwarzenegger filed for divorce in 2011 after Shriver revealed her affair with Mildred Baena which produced a son, Joseph, now a teenager.

That's not funny!

Harrison Ford VS Indonesia?

Harrison Ford came to Jakarta once but not to stop students from fighting or promote video about animated flood. He upset the Indonesian government. Forestry Minister Zulkifli Hasan has complained about his attitude when the Hollywood actor interviewed him for a documentary being filmed in Indonesia.

Unfortunately this post is not about to dramatize that moment. "Peace is not the absence of war but the presence of justice," that's what Harrison Ford said about peace once. And now I need to borrow Mr. Ford's quote to speak before our High School students here in Jakarta, Indonesia, about "Stop being killer! sounds serious?

Sure, because the future of this country is in the hand of the young generation. While now, what we see occasionally on the streets of Jakarta students in anger fight against and even try to kill each other. But since Mr. Ford is not as strong as Indiana Jones anymore, I don't think I need to bring him to school and ask him to tell before these High School students his experience becoming a historical hero. He has already "observed" Indonesia himself.

Rather, he might come to visit this blog and gets tickled here. No, Mr. Ford I'm not going to write something silly about you to tickle everybody's funny bone. But I don't think tonight I'm going to visit YouTube to enjoy the nostalgic atmosphere by watching you being a hero there.



"Being happy is something you have to learn. I often surprise myself by saying  "Wow, this is it. I guess I'm happy. I got a home I love. A career that I love. I'm even feeling more and more at peace with myself." Have you heard of this quote of his?

If there's something else to happiness, let me know. I'm ambitious for that, too"

Yes, Mr, Ford, I'm learning to be happy too. But, Watch out! Here they come with swords!

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes, what's happening dear?

The following is not tickling news about her. First, why has Amanda officially been asked to put away her car keys. This warning is supposed to be heard by any speed demons all over the world, right? Second, why she preferred to get behind the wheel while I preferred to get before the computer. Whoops!

On Wednesday, Ms. Bynes, 26, was ordered by L.A. Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel not to drive without a valid driver's license, PEOPLE confirms. But on Thursday night, she got behind the wheel, driving around West Hollywood and tapping a parked car with the bumper of her black BMW 5-series, TMZ reports.

On Sunday, the former child star was stopped by an alien asking her for autograph. Amanda then gave him a note saying that she was born on April 3, 1986. The alien woke up afterwards from what's supposed to be called a good dream without anyone know of his whereabouts.

Do you alien stories?

He asked me, "Mr. Nurman, are you learning to tickle everyone's fancy? How did you about Amanda Bynes?"

"Off course, I know her from the Internet. From the news, but it's not tickling news! Bynes appeared in several successful television series, such as All That and The Amanda Show, on Nickelodeon in the mid to late 1990s and early 2000s, and in 2002, she starred in the TV series, What I Like About You, right?" I replied.

"So you're going to write a tickling news about her?" the Alien asked me. Before I said anything, I was awakened by what it's supposed be called a weird hallucination

Kate Moss

Kate Moss won't join twitter? Why? Because she is one of the most famous women in the world? See the name: Moss, it's close to famoss (famous). Lol. Off course, that's not true. No tickling thing there to tell the story about.

"No. I couldn't swim while I want to swim, because people kept twitting me and asking me to teach them English." Is this her statement?

No, here is the truth:

"No. I couldn't think of anything worse than people knowing what I'm doing all the time. I just don't understand it. I don't get it at all. Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing. I don't want people to know anything!" she laughed in an interview with British newspaper The Times.

The 38-year-old star wishes she was anonymous from time to time. And to help her make it true, we need to support her, give her the media, maybe a special room for reflection or meditation and .... What?! This silly!

And we hope she was to be reborn to put down here as another tickling story. Lol.

"Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing," remember, she said this--it's privacy; it's not Casper's statement.

One shot, Tom Cruise and a tickling story

Tom Cruise has been in Pittsburgh, PA filming One Shot, based off the book of the same name by Lee Child, and we are here in Indonesia not going there to watch the movie making.

I don't think this is going to be a tickling story as Tom plays Jack Reacher, an ex-army cop who is found connected to a pyscho-killer. No, he doesn't play Jack Ondel-Ondel a dummy blogger who abandoned his blogs due to boredom. Here he starts investigating the case, but unfortunately it doesn't include corruption cases in Indonesia.

Fans of the novel have been up in line to see Tom, not to urge him to write the Indonesian president to combat corruption, but to ask an autograph, perhaps.

He has the extra hours to add muscles at the gym for the role, and along with special effects, the producers are excited to see how this pans out!

Corruptors here might be excited too to see this film planned to be released in 2013. By, the way, Mr. President, thank you for all of the remission and light sentences.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger not to tickle his own story

Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, putting themselves to the world's spotlight.

No tickling story, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion, Arnold must not show his muscle to her anymore. Whoops .. Is it true? Bodybuilding is great, but apart from this matter, off course, this statement is not to take seriously, especially by those having lack sense of humor.

Read my true story?

Shriver has been residing apart from the actor-turned-politician for the last few weeks but is not writing a tickling story about her marital failure. The couple confirmed the separation without anybody offering them money to put down their story to a blog, and about when that was, you may browse it on the Internet.

Meanwhile asking Mr. Schwarzenegger to read this tickling article is not recommended. Any compulsion will bring you nothing except only giving you a black eye.

Justin Bieber, the famous singer

Justin Bieber, who doesn't know him? Indonesian teenagers were flattered when he came to Bogor last year for a spectacular music concert. You bet, nothing so expensive when it comes to favor. To throng the stadium to see the singer perform on stage lively, that's a rare opportunity.

But, do you remember when Bieber's dolls came to a toy store once? Sure, there didn't dominate Indonesia's market. Bad news for hijackers.

Remember, the dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, turn about to be able to sing?

But they can't move, can't breath, can't talk, they're only dolls.

I agree with you. So let's answer the last question, "No, we don't remember." Because you know there I go again.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

Kristen Steward, Robert Pattinson, what celebrities!

Remember my posting about Robert Pattinson having a new bike and Kristen Steward washing her hair? Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either. That's a silly article, isn't it?

Now again, as Kristen went to the park, Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind.

Did they use to be together starring in a horror movie? Absolutely yes. Are they now together? You bet.

A tickling question now is, is it a good idea not thinking about being a vampire when you are in a bad mood if you happen to be their fans?

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depth and Johnny Debt

The story of the dark side of Johnny Depp as you have never known before; the story which is full of tragedy, horror and tricks. You will know who Johnny Depp really is.

Interested? I’m not. Don’t worry Mr. Deep, when it comes to talking evil of others better skip it. There’s nothing on this post that you can find about you as sensational as written above.

May be only a headline like: Johnny Depp Offers Nicolas Cage Debt Help, Johnny Depp to Pay Nicolas Cage's Debt or Is Johnny Depp Helping Nicolas Cage With His Debt? But a sort of thing is not revealed here.

I know about you sir that, Johnny Depp rose to stardom without the support of Johnny Depth, so there’s no silly story ever revealed that Johnny Depp has taken advantage of Johnny Depth for popularity.

Meanwhile Johnny Depth, deep in his heart says he never wishes to replace Johnny Depp’ s position as a well-known Hollywood celebrity. It’s impossible. And deep down in his sleep, he never wishes to dream of having Johnny Deep as sibling and tells him that they are twins.

Both Johnny Depp and Johnny Depth never see Johnny Debt to talk about debt. They don’t care about how hard Johnny Debt gets himself out of debt. It never occurred to them that Johnny Debt will come to them to borrow some money.

The three Johnnys written above have something in common, that is when it comes to speaking Arabic fluently they need a dictionary.

Brad Pitt and Bread Pete

Here is not a comedy contest for writers and you guys don't have to rewrite: Brad Pitt calls Aniston a 'dear friend.' Wish something tickling or ticklish here?

If Brad Pitt recently called his ex-wife a 'dear friend' and a 'valuable person', Bread Pete called his ex-wife, 'deer friend' and 'available person.' "If he is now a 'satisfied man' in his relationship with Angelina Jolie,' says Bread Pete. "I am now a 'satisfied' man in my relationship with flour and saucepan."

Brad Pitt who found his five-year marriage to Aniston boring never said it was boring to read tickling articles about celebrities. He doesn't know who Bread Pete is. He doesn't care if Bread Pete is a comedy writer or a comedian for hire, either.

Hiring a comedy writer to promote his new baseball movie Money ball maybe not recommended, since Mr. Pitt has no tickling project to work on together with. If both Brad Pitt and Bread Pete were invited to an English class to discuss about how to spell the correct word in English, maybe this would be an inspiring topic for comedy writers to search.

Thank you gentlemen for your silent applaud and for leaving this post unanswered.

David Schwimmer’s violent film “Trust” loses ratings appeal, why?

Because, he didn’t fast first before making a movie, at least one or two days—kidding!

Seemingly “Trust” handed a restrictive “R” rating for “disturbing material involving the rape of a teen, language, sexual content and some violence”, has irritated Robocop. When he was on duty years ago he never caught a criminal raping teens using sexual content in the neighborhood.

It was important for the film be seen by teenagers, especially as cautionary tale, according to executive producer Avi Lerner. Unfortunately when this statement was stated, religious leaders were not there to support the producer as well as to ask him to join a religious dialog about such things.

That Schwimmer said that he would not modify the film in order to receive a lesser rating, this is absolutely his right to do so. He is not a young boy anymore and you don’t have to tell him what to do.
‘Fell on deaf ear’ for English learners—the beginners, is the new expression to learn. I may not recommend them to ask the meaning of this to David Schwimmer.

Good night, everyone

Emma Watson, Deathly Hallows and blogger!

The second part of Deathly Hallows which take place 19 years in the future will have Emma Watson again to star in.

But, bloggers find something different in her lately which might not match the cast. What that is, they just want to keep it a secret.

According to The Sun, make-up artists made the young stars look elderly rather than middle-aged as they went overboard with aging special effects.

But Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint - who all never want to moonlight as blogger, won't say that if a blogger wins the cast this will be the funniest and the most ridiculous rumor on earth.

Bosses haven't been laughing, though.

Bosses? How many bosses you have, guys? Three, four, thousands? Do they know about magic? Well, what're we talking about here?

Guys, can't wait for the movie to be released? Don't forget to tell Robocop that he needs entertainment too.

Why Brad Pitt wants to make the Chilean miners movie?

I don't know for sure.

Why is he not interested in making a film about volcano eruption in Indonesia? I think, he should know well about Mbah Marijan, the spiritual guardian of Mt. Merapi who died in the recent calamity in Central Java, Indonesia. This is actually inspiring.

Seemingly, Brad Pitt was touched by the story of the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped underground for more than two months before being rescued.

The actor never wants to climb onto Mt. Merapi to become a volunteer. He must be busy by now.

Mr. Pitt, if someday you pay a visit here, hope--the volcano has already calmed down, don't forget to tell me about your Chilean Miners movie and we exchange pleasantries together, okay?

Maybe I'll write about miners who like to tickle each other. And you should listen to me. Next, I may tell you about more and more tickling celebrities on my blog. Is this a good idea?

Hey ... Come back here ...

Leonardo DiCaprio, a serial killer in real life?

Off course not! The Devil in the White City, a project he will produce based on the bestseller novel, is only for you to watch on the screen. The novel has sold 2.3 million copies and has been translated into 17 languages.

Whoever says Leonardo is a serial killer in real life, must be out of his mind. Anybody in bad mental condition must not comment on something absurd about someone else. Leonardo DiCaprio won't give a damn care about this person and all his silly things.

LeonardoDiCaprio is not a serial killer, that's for sure! DiCaprio would only play H.H. Holmes, a serial killer masquerading as a charming doctor in The Devil in the White City.

But, "is he not a serial killer? How about my grannies' death?" asks a mosquito.

Dull!

Fan of his? Have his biography

But, even a tough Robocop can't get rid of mosquitos that easy and that he gets annoyed all night long it's very funny!

Kristen Steward to have a ride with Robert Pattinson?

As soon as Robert Pattinson got his new bike Kristen Steward went to wash her hair. Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either.

After shower Kristen went to the park but Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind. Both didn't know either what I was doing here.

The couple recently shown public never told me that they used to be together starring a horrow movie. Maybe the title is Twilight or something. Neither did they tell me they were eager to be vampire to amuse me so that I got inspired to write about a tickling vampire.

When I wish I could get back to the time when bicycle was my means of transport to work, I hope today I can ride along the countryside with it despite my busy days. Pattinson and Kristen might want to join, I guess. But the news about Kristen having a ride with Robert Pattison hasn't been confirmed to me.

Twitter, facebook, Digg, Stumbleupon might agree the possibility is 50:50?

The one to disagree? Ask the vampires.

Robert Pattinson with his new bike to meet vampires?

It is reported that British actor Robert Pattinson has just bought a bicycle worth 1000 US bucks. It is not reported that he will visit Indonesia, riding offroad onto the hillside of Mt. Merapi to visit the grave of Mbah Marijan, the guardian of the recently-erupted volcano who died in the calamity because he refused to be evacuated.

Pattinson won't think it is funny to give Britney Spears or Justin Bieber a ride and then tries to keep up with the greater Jakarta commuter train on the highway. He never lets his bike be borrowed by George Michael as subtitute of car. We know once Georgle Michael forgot he was on the street.

However, in case Julia Roberts invites him to watch Eat Pray Love together, he might accept the offer. Maybe, he thinks it's okay if Oprah Winfrey borrows his bike for Sesame Street's orangutan. But one thing for sure, England will always welcome him to explore everywhere he likes. He might pass by Salman Rushdie on the way stop by and ask about Rushdie's memoir or may also come across Christopher Hitchens who's surprisingly converted to Islam (a miracle?). Riding bicycle is surely fun and inspiring.

So, when will he meet the vampires? I think a filmmaker knows better than me.

Angelina Jolie, Indonesia and corrupter

Angelina Jolie advises critics not to jump the gun and sell it as everybody knows it is a dangerous stuff. What does it mean?

Forget about this distraction, she's talking about a love story currently shooting in Hungary. You bet, if asked when she will visit Indonesia and learn how to create batik, Not only her, but even her spouse Brad Pitt might say, "what are you talking about?"

Have you known the latest film of Angelina Jolie, the film's love story concerned a Serbian rapist and his Muslim captive? If you say that day she hesitated to talk further about the film, rather she enjoyed sewing this is really a weird gossip!

Jolie, who serves as a United Nations High Commissioner of Refugees goodwill ambassador, reportedly contacted the people in West Java, Indonesia, as she also wants to learn how to dance Jaipongan well, but I'm not sure where this source of information from.

She further said, "There are many things I want to do in life, but coming in Indonesia and learning how to dance, this is a ridiculous thing to do ."

Don't listen to this fake comment; she never said that.

"But I'd like to come to Indonesia if only one or two corrupters has already been hung!"

Shh ... who says that?

Actress Juliette Lewis injured in Califiornia and all bloggers feel sorry!

All bloggers feel sorry about it: Actress Juliette Lewis has been injured in a hit-and-run crash in Burbank, police said. But what can they do to entertain her? Nothing! Only one tickling blogger decides to entertain her. But nobody know where he's from..

That Wednesday night when a driver ran a stoplight, smashed into Lewis' vehicle and kept going, unfortunately this tickling blogger was not there, but he seemed to have a sixth sense, meaning he knew about it, but he couldn't tell.

The car was found a short distance away, and the blogger was asleep soundly at home by the time the accident happened.

Lewis complained of pain in her head, back and neck and some bruising. Actually, the blogger wanted to visit her in the hospital, but he cancelled it--he was not sure his presence there would be helpful.

And ... do you hear that? "Get out of here!"

Is that the yell of Juliette Lewis?

Justin Bieber dolls to tickle your fancy for the holidays?

Justin Bieber dolls are coming to a toy store near you this holiday season. "But you can't buy them, my kids, and I'm not suggesting you buy one."

The dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, seem offended. They try to find out who says the above statement.

But they can't move, they're only dolls. However, their curiosity grows strong that they turn themselves to humans and sneak around that warehouse and approach a shadow around the corner.

They are about to yell at this mother when they find her sitting calmly there, moaning about her life. Amazing, those dolls change their mind, make a deal with themselves and soon agree to turn themselves to mice and help this mice family to earn a piece of cheese.

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Related tickling story about Justin Bieber's fancy doll is here

Paris Hilton to ignore 'ridiculous, cruel' rumors?

What can other say? You're suck? It's the end of the world? Or eat it!?

Paris Hilton doesn't have to put up with anything troubling her!

Banned from a hotel, separated from her boyfriend or cocaine found in her purse, all is like being pretending before the camera.

She is not on location now. She is somewhere in a place where she can tickle her own fancy. She is learning how to paint people tickling each other. But I don't know if she is also learning how to fast in Ramadan month. There are tickling creatures around her abstaining from alcohol. After finishing one work, she'll shake her body with them.

Here Paris Hilton doesn't have to avoid paparazzi, because this place is close to heavens. Nobody will be able to reach her, either by means of transports or by phone.

This morning she had breakfast with a huge of basket from heaven. I didn't join her because I was and am fasting. She said, "it's okay, Mr. Nurman, go on, tickle everybody's fancy. You don't have to babysit and lul me more. I'm okay."

I smiled and followed her suggestion. But, one thing for sure, I just wanted to do something that ...... That was how to get myself out of her dream?

We don't even know each other, do we, Ms. Hilton?