The naugty tickling words

Find out here how the word "tickle" can screw up things; the word which sounds silly to put down in a story.

From the hot issue: American Presidential debate!

An alleged ticklish President Obama didn't have the heart to ask Mitt Romney on Monday night: what's wrong with an English phrase:tickle. Should idiom tickle your fancy be deleted by Ministry of Defense from the presidential dictionary as it is not part of the right word for a debate?

How to master English in a day: a tickling tip?

English seems difficult to some. Why? Because they somehow find its structure or grammar like mathematical formula. They think anytime they want to speak, they need to avoid mistakes by following the rule of linguistic. This happens in Indonesia, my country, where English is a foreign language here.

Off course, we use Tenses to clarify some happenings, events or period or times talked about, to avoid misunderstanding. However, the stress is not here, in order to enable us to build our courage to speak the language. The focus should not on the use of the language, but on the usage of the language, meaning we should get involve in a real drama rather than on structural description.

There's no miracle as to how to master English in a very short time. But there's a way to spend efficient time to improve it when you're familiar with the right method. Check out this video, only when you are aware of something better that inspire you later than only dreaming.

Recommended book for English learners

Tickle story?

It's weird. Can you tickle a story? Instead, a story will tickle you. But if you would give it a try, just do it.

Okay, first tickle the story of Obama: “We're looking forward to hearing from [President Obama] about what's ahead in the coming year. Our teams and new volunteers are opening up their offices and their homes to experience this moment in history together ..." There is nothing tickling here and written above is not a story. Hmm...

Or tickle the story of Katy Perry: You knew Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia recently? Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and .... It doesn't laugh. The story cannot be tickled!

So, how to tickle a story? There's nothing that we can do. Just let the words tickle themselves. Each time they tickle each other, the comma will tickle the full stop, the full stop will tickle the paragraph and the paragraph will tickle the passage.

If this won't make a tickling story don't see me on the first page of google.

Watch my video who might tickle your fancy:

Tickle Indonesian leader, do you dare?

Is it a tickling story? Tickling article? Or whatever ... you may drop by to tickle or to be tickled..

Wanted: Indonesian leader!

Indonesia ahead needs a leader who is able to listen to people and understand the meaning of mandatory. If he is a Muslim not only must he believe there is hell and heaven before he steps forward for power, but he needs a cleric to make sure of it. He is supposed to frequently read or recite the Quran himself, especially when it comes to the ayah of hell torture for the mandatory traitor.

So, if you think you are the right person, please review the requirements below before you make decision

• No image-building oriented
• Not governed by the system, he controls it instead
• No rhetorical statements over corruption but he himself is the corruption buster
• No demand for standard facilities
• No outsider’s interest and share
• No discrimination of law, must be willing to be punished if he breaks his promise

And the last ...

• No wonder that you WITHDRAW!

Tickling stories?

Here is a list of tickling stories that you may find silly, ridiculous or weird. They are part of entertainment and you are free to laugh or not.

• Robert Pattinson, who else to attract attention of girls if not him?
• Kristen Stewart, seen her in park waiting for a vampire?
• Justin Bieber, Do you have his doll with you?
• Image for children, a tickling story which never be sounded as it is represented by pictures
• Vaginal problem, maybe this one is not a tickling story for men
• Bed time story, written at the beginning of the construction of this blog
• Celebrities to jostle for the train, a silly one!
• Clark Kent, a new blogger?

There are stlll more. But unfortunatelly, it's getting late now.

Once you finish reading them, wash your hand and go to bed. Don't do the same mistakes again,okay? Don't wet your bed, don't ask your mom to put you in her lap and make her breastfeed you, you are an adult now.

Tickling blog

Watch a tickling video of a tickling blog:

Is it enough to say it's a tickling blog when there's a content there talking about poker? Or about Robert Pattinson's interview? What's so funny about them? Viewers have their own judgment.

A tickling blog doesn't need to make you laugh at loud to read the contents. Even when there's an article about Robocop doing a stupid thing, or Superman is crazy about blogging. Something to distinguish it from others, that there should be unusual themes to satisfy its readers.

Sensation, yes of course, this is what a tickling blog expecting. While others wonder if Britney has already converted to Islam or Obama is Muslim, himself, here such news become something weird, because it's not serious.

What does tickle mean? What is tickling? Will there be different perception coming up after reading the contents of this blog? I don't think, one needs to tickle himself while reading this or inspired to tickle others in real meaning, that's all.

Happy tickling, ops--happy reading ...

Robert Pattinson

He was born on 13 May 1986 in London, England, UK or born in 1988? You are the great fan of him, must know it well. Of his birth Name, is it Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson or Robert Michael Thomson Pattinson?

No tickling things to deceive you.

Okay, Robert Pattinson's nickname is Rob. He is 6' 1" (1.85 m). Robert Pattinson was born on May 13, 1986, in London, England, that's the correct answer.Anybody says he doesn't enjoy music and is not an excellent musician, is a big mistake. He plays both the guitar and piano.

When Robert was 15, he didn't join the commuters to jostle for a space in Bogor, Indonesia. He instead started acting in amateur plays with the Barnes Theatre Company. Afterward, he took screen role like Curse of the Ring (2004) (TV) (Kingdom of Twilight) as Giselher.

One day, In 2003, Mr Edward Cullen was looking for him to ask him to star Twilight (2008/I). And if you believe this, absolutely you know nothing at all about Robert Pattinson.

Okay, the last question, is his trade mark messy hair and thick eyebrows? Is that kind of hair for sale? Are the thick eyebrows green? Don't ask a sissy. He'll kick your ass.

Justin Bieber, the famous singer

Justin Bieber, who doesn't know him? Indonesian teenagers were flattered when he came to Bogor last year for a spectacular music concert. You bet, nothing so expensive when it comes to favor. To throng the stadium to see the singer perform on stage lively, that's a rare opportunity.

But, do you remember when Bieber's dolls came to a toy store once? Sure, there didn't dominate Indonesia's market. Bad news for hijackers.

Remember, the dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, turn about to be able to sing?

But they can't move, can't breath, can't talk, they're only dolls.

I agree with you. So let's answer the last question, "No, we don't remember." Because you know there I go again.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

Indonesian seo expert?

Who can change the following definition of SEO? Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process of improving the visibility of a website or a web page in search engines via the "natural" or un-paid ("organic" or "algorithmic") search results (Wikipedia). I think anybody can, as long as it  refers to the same perception, right?.

And who can get your blog or website to the first page of Google? Try an expert. There are many out there, including those coming from Indonesia, including me, myself.

Am I an Indonesian seo expert? Well, so far Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy promotes only comedy writings and illustrations including caricatures, comic strips and the like. However, you see the point here. That since I've found that there's not so hard competition there, I need to put my name on first page of Google as an Indonesian seo expert ; this is my chance to prove you that I am a credible Indonesian seo expert.

Now that you find the link there on first page of Google leading here, so you make sure of yourself that I am the right person for you to hire for your seo project. A tickling blogger with a tickling blog who is consistent with tickle or tickling keyword, how about that?

Nothing to lose to entrust the artist, he has of a sense of ''art!''

Comic Strip Example

Comic Strip Example by Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy.

Promote your product with comic strip? I think that's a good idea. Here are my examples for you to get inspiration, updated content, written in 2011. Some advertisers buy links to promote their product online. That's cool, but it would be great if you also include images or talking pictures to tickle everyone's fancy. And my blog meets your need I hope.

See related example product review inspired by this tickle comic strip here

This black-and-white comic strict example.is drawn with Microsoft paint and edited with Photoshop. Tickle your fancy by a spoofed comic strip about photography review here.

If you like my work and would hire me for this project just contact me soon. Let's tickle the world's fancy.

Children's story illustration samples

 

 

Animal illustration samples

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Black and white illustration samples

I got him

This is my son, Muhammad Faiz Rahman

Go, get them ...

Walk in the rain

Wait for more to appear here

Caricature samples

Here is Leonardo DiCaprio

The legend of Bollywood, Amitabh Bachchan

Super Oprah

I bet you know this comedian ...

It's Jacky Chan

It's me

Wait for more to appear.

Brad Pitt and Bread Pete

Here is not a comedy contest for writers and you guys don't have to rewrite: Brad Pitt calls Aniston a 'dear friend.' Wish something tickling or ticklish here?

If Brad Pitt recently called his ex-wife a 'dear friend' and a 'valuable person', Bread Pete called his ex-wife, 'deer friend' and 'available person.' "If he is now a 'satisfied man' in his relationship with Angelina Jolie,' says Bread Pete. "I am now a 'satisfied' man in my relationship with flour and saucepan."

Brad Pitt who found his five-year marriage to Aniston boring never said it was boring to read tickling articles about celebrities. He doesn't know who Bread Pete is. He doesn't care if Bread Pete is a comedy writer or a comedian for hire, either.

Hiring a comedy writer to promote his new baseball movie Money ball maybe not recommended, since Mr. Pitt has no tickling project to work on together with. If both Brad Pitt and Bread Pete were invited to an English class to discuss about how to spell the correct word in English, maybe this would be an inspiring topic for comedy writers to search.

Thank you gentlemen for your silent applaud and for leaving this post unanswered.

Vaginal Problems - No tickling story for men!

It's not a tickling writing about celebrities as I usually write here. It's about women and their problems. How do you care about your health, ladies, you'd better find out below.

It seems that vaginal tightening surgery is the cosmetic surgery du jour lately with articles and news stories popping up everywhere. What you may not realize is that even though technically considered a cosmetic procedure, it is still surgery and far more invasive than many ads lead you to believe. As a matter of fact, there are several reasons to avoid laser vaginal tightening surgery.

Why It’s Not the Best Way to Go?

However, cosmetic procedure is not best for the one wearing masks the whole of his life. Well, where does this sentense goes? Better not ask Robocop about it, and don't ask me, either. Good night!

Why Brad Pitt wants to make the Chilean miners movie?

I don't know for sure.

Why is he not interested in making a film about volcano eruption in Indonesia? I think, he should know well about Mbah Marijan, the spiritual guardian of Mt. Merapi who died in the recent calamity in Central Java, Indonesia. This is actually inspiring.

Seemingly, Brad Pitt was touched by the story of the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped underground for more than two months before being rescued.

The actor never wants to climb onto Mt. Merapi to become a volunteer. He must be busy by now.

Mr. Pitt, if someday you pay a visit here, hope--the volcano has already calmed down, don't forget to tell me about your Chilean Miners movie and we exchange pleasantries together, okay?

Maybe I'll write about miners who like to tickle each other. And you should listen to me. Next, I may tell you about more and more tickling celebrities on my blog. Is this a good idea?

Hey ... Come back here ...

Obama's speech in University of Indonesia is questionable?

This morning on the way to work I saw a cordon of local police guarding Obama passing by the usually congested routes to the University of Indonesia in Depok. And soon when I arrived in the office, one of our local TV stations was preparing a live show for Barack Obama's speech.

Then on the podium Obama opened a speech by a small talk, "Pulang kampung, nih." (Well, I'm home now) followed by laughter--good start, good response from the audience! He continued by talking on various topics and when he jumbled it occasionally with bahasa Indonesia, again, a roar of amazement was heard.

Despite this, his speech drove many to question. "Is he real Obama?" "Why doesn't he speak bahasa?" "Is he selling a product?" Don't misunderstand me, that's what commercial breaks likely take effect on our life in Indonesia. Fake Obama turns out to be sold out everywhere!

Still his speech is questionable.

"Omong apa sih?"

"Kok pada ketawa."

"Pusing gua, kagak ngarti!"

See? Really, really questionable to those having a bad command of English.

Tony Blair converts to Islam?

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair converts to Islam? This is not hot news, because up to now there's no official announcement about it. But Lauren Booth, his sister in-law has just embraced this religion. And after the conversion, a cynical remark may say, who's next? Prince Charles?

However, Charles belongs to the kingdom, the symbol of nobility of England. If he were to go pilgrimage to Mecca someday, it is a sort of tickling fate. But who knows if the late Michael Jackson might have converted to Islam and as this would also affect his fans, he was secretly murdered? No tickling fate at all!

Is Rowan Atkinson next, to be the one having a prayer rug at home? He may ask Mr. Bean about it, don't you think?

For a sensitive matter, Lauren Booth doesn't have to get "all rights preserved" to be the first to write about Tony Blair's conversion to Islam. And Tony Blair doesn't have to take an ablution before performing a daily five-time prayer--whoops, I mean his daily prayer based on his current faith.

What do you think about it, Robocop?

Adam Lambert should not support online gay campaign

Adam Lambert should convert to Islam and start to fight against homosexuality. Whoops, who says that? Is it a sort of souvenir of his recent concert in Malaysia?

How about, Adam Lambert should not support online gay campaign despite president Obama has added his voice to support this on account of bullying case. Who has the right to stop Adam from doing something he likes so? Who says that by tickling his funny bone, Adam Lambert is a gay? It is not funny if we say Adam Lambert might go camping together with Ricky Martin someday.

What sounds funny maybe if the whole gays online are eager to tickle a blogger's fancy.

Hope, it's not me!