How to master English in a day: a tickling tip?

English seems difficult to some. Why? Because they somehow find its structure or grammar like mathematical formula. They think anytime they want to speak, they need to avoid mistakes by following the rule of linguistic. This happens in Indonesia, my country, where English is a foreign language here.

Off course, we use Tenses to clarify some happenings, events or period or times talked about, to avoid misunderstanding. However, the stress is not here, in order to enable us to build our courage to speak the language. The focus should not on the use of the language, but on the usage of the language, meaning we should get involve in a real drama rather than on structural description.

There's no miracle as to how to master English in a very short time. But there's a way to spend efficient time to improve it when you're familiar with the right method. Check out this video, only when you are aware of something better that inspire you later than only dreaming.

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5 Funny Tips About Keeping Up Long Distance Relationship?

How to keep up a long distance relationship with your partner? These 5 funny tips are not for you take seriously. Before you read the tips, better call her and expand the topics of the conversation if you think so far you and your partner get boring chats. Make her curious, tell her a funny story and then change the subject in the middle of the story If there's no more interactive topic, you may go window shopping and forget her for a while.

Hopefully after reading this post, you are still in your decision that you want to keep up a long relationship with your partner. I'm afraid you will change your mind. Unfortunately these tips only for girls. Check it out!

1. Don't splash oil onto his face while he's combing his curly short hair. It is not the time to tickle his fancy.

2. Don't grumble when he is snoring. It is unwise to ask him to have anti-snoring surgery. Enjoy his snore as if you are enjoying your favorite music. It is one of the ways to cope with stress, isn't it?

3. Don’t laugh at him while he’s trying to strangle the truck driver laughing at him after hailing you guys some spoiled eggs on the street. Doing so won't keep up your long distance relationship with anybody you want to reconcile.

4. Don’t say that you are unskilled and uninterested in housework when he asks you to keep his cottage all alone while he’s away on vacation for several months. If you have talent, write some funny writings about his home and report them to him later.

5. Don’t ever ask him about his debt when he’s brokenhearted. Better ask him to buy you a cluster in Orlando townhomes.

So, how to keep up a long distance relationship with your partner? Since those debt collectors still can find his hideout, you'd better ask him run away from this town, okay?