Amanda Bynes not to be tickled

Amanda Bynes who has been charged with two hit and run offenses doesn't need a tickling story to lull her to sleep. Okay, Bynes is not planning on going to rehab anytime soon. She is not going to narrate a story about Katy Perry nor Lindsay Lohan there. If so, I am afraid people may think this is a hidden campaign of Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to promote his blog on the Internet.

I swear to God, Amanda Bynes has nothing to do with anything to tickle your fancy here, may ignore the weird articles about Bread Pete and Brad Pitt, Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon or Johhny Depp and Johnny debt. Maybe if she asks my opinion over her problem there would be probably an unsatisfied answer coming up.

Were you there when she was smoking marijuana in her car? I'm not asking Robocop and consider this a tickling question. Sound childish, perhaps. She was reportedly told friends she was smoking tobacco, not weed.

On Sept. 9, the former "All That" star was pulled over for driving at night without her headlights on. Days later, Bynes was ordered not to drive by a judge in Los Angeles. On Monday, Bynes was said to have locked herself in a dressing room for nearly two hours, but nobody said she's learning to create a tickling story to support me as I was running out of ideas.

Even Lindsay Lohan, who has gotten into trouble with the law as well for theft and a DUI, does not understand why I should write this silly article and why people should come here over and over again.

Amanda, be patient dear.

Arnold Schwarzenegger not to tickle his own story

Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, putting themselves to the world's spotlight.

No tickling story, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion, Arnold must not show his muscle to her anymore. Whoops .. Is it true? Bodybuilding is great, but apart from this matter, off course, this statement is not to take seriously, especially by those having lack sense of humor.

Read my true story?

Shriver has been residing apart from the actor-turned-politician for the last few weeks but is not writing a tickling story about her marital failure. The couple confirmed the separation without anybody offering them money to put down their story to a blog, and about when that was, you may browse it on the Internet.

Meanwhile asking Mr. Schwarzenegger to read this tickling article is not recommended. Any compulsion will bring you nothing except only giving you a black eye.

David Schwimmer’s violent film “Trust” loses ratings appeal, why?

Because, he didn’t fast first before making a movie, at least one or two days—kidding!

Seemingly “Trust” handed a restrictive “R” rating for “disturbing material involving the rape of a teen, language, sexual content and some violence”, has irritated Robocop. When he was on duty years ago he never caught a criminal raping teens using sexual content in the neighborhood.

It was important for the film be seen by teenagers, especially as cautionary tale, according to executive producer Avi Lerner. Unfortunately when this statement was stated, religious leaders were not there to support the producer as well as to ask him to join a religious dialog about such things.

That Schwimmer said that he would not modify the film in order to receive a lesser rating, this is absolutely his right to do so. He is not a young boy anymore and you don’t have to tell him what to do.
‘Fell on deaf ear’ for English learners—the beginners, is the new expression to learn. I may not recommend them to ask the meaning of this to David Schwimmer.

Good night, everyone

Tony Blair converts to Islam?

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair converts to Islam? This is not hot news, because up to now there's no official announcement about it. But Lauren Booth, his sister in-law has just embraced this religion. And after the conversion, a cynical remark may say, who's next? Prince Charles?

However, Charles belongs to the kingdom, the symbol of nobility of England. If he were to go pilgrimage to Mecca someday, it is a sort of tickling fate. But who knows if the late Michael Jackson might have converted to Islam and as this would also affect his fans, he was secretly murdered? No tickling fate at all!

Is Rowan Atkinson next, to be the one having a prayer rug at home? He may ask Mr. Bean about it, don't you think?

For a sensitive matter, Lauren Booth doesn't have to get "all rights preserved" to be the first to write about Tony Blair's conversion to Islam. And Tony Blair doesn't have to take an ablution before performing a daily five-time prayer--whoops, I mean his daily prayer based on his current faith.

What do you think about it, Robocop?

Kristen Steward to have a ride with Robert Pattinson?

As soon as Robert Pattinson got his new bike Kristen Steward went to wash her hair. Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either.

After shower Kristen went to the park but Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind. Both didn't know either what I was doing here.

The couple recently shown public never told me that they used to be together starring a horrow movie. Maybe the title is Twilight or something. Neither did they tell me they were eager to be vampire to amuse me so that I got inspired to write about a tickling vampire.

When I wish I could get back to the time when bicycle was my means of transport to work, I hope today I can ride along the countryside with it despite my busy days. Pattinson and Kristen might want to join, I guess. But the news about Kristen having a ride with Robert Pattison hasn't been confirmed to me.

Twitter, facebook, Digg, Stumbleupon might agree the possibility is 50:50?

The one to disagree? Ask the vampires.

Justin Bieber dolls to tickle your fancy for the holidays?

Justin Bieber dolls are coming to a toy store near you this holiday season. "But you can't buy them, my kids, and I'm not suggesting you buy one."

The dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, seem offended. They try to find out who says the above statement.

But they can't move, they're only dolls. However, their curiosity grows strong that they turn themselves to humans and sneak around that warehouse and approach a shadow around the corner.

They are about to yell at this mother when they find her sitting calmly there, moaning about her life. Amazing, those dolls change their mind, make a deal with themselves and soon agree to turn themselves to mice and help this mice family to earn a piece of cheese.

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Related tickling story about Justin Bieber's fancy doll is here

Paris Hilton to ignore 'ridiculous, cruel' rumors?

What can other say? You're suck? It's the end of the world? Or eat it!?

Paris Hilton doesn't have to put up with anything troubling her!

Banned from a hotel, separated from her boyfriend or cocaine found in her purse, all is like being pretending before the camera.

She is not on location now. She is somewhere in a place where she can tickle her own fancy. She is learning how to paint people tickling each other. But I don't know if she is also learning how to fast in Ramadan month. There are tickling creatures around her abstaining from alcohol. After finishing one work, she'll shake her body with them.

Here Paris Hilton doesn't have to avoid paparazzi, because this place is close to heavens. Nobody will be able to reach her, either by means of transports or by phone.

This morning she had breakfast with a huge of basket from heaven. I didn't join her because I was and am fasting. She said, "it's okay, Mr. Nurman, go on, tickle everybody's fancy. You don't have to babysit and lul me more. I'm okay."

I smiled and followed her suggestion. But, one thing for sure, I just wanted to do something that ...... That was how to get myself out of her dream?

We don't even know each other, do we, Ms. Hilton?

Paul Hogan to tickle tax officers

Allegedly skipping the tax, Paul Hogan is now becoming the headline of the world. Does he need to tickle the Australian tax officers to make sure he has nothing to do with this violation?

Yes, by poem:

I am not a tax evader
I was once needed by a film maker
Who says I am sucker
They must know how to stop being trouble maker

Soon if he read this to them, what would happen next?

The tax officers would respond? Maybe.

You're telling a lie
All is based on the facts, you can't deny
We are of no intention to make you cry
Neither will we make your crocodile be shy
Come, make a deal and you can go and fly

My! Mr. Newsman, do you have any comment?