4 Inspiring Britney Jokes To Improve Your Business

4 Inspiring Britney Jokes To Improve Your Business, have you heard of them?

1. Can Britney guide you to learn languages online? What a joke! You want to master German, Russian or France, you name it; just go to the language course, right? By the way, can you translate this to German?: If you go The Romantic Rhine, the most famous section of the Rhine, running between from Koblenz to Bingen you must bring my flowers. I don't care if the river Rhine carves its way here through steep vineyard-covered hills topped with countless castles and ruins, I just care about our love.

2.She might have the same thought as me: the daydreamer; we believe beautiful and thriving Lake Mary is quickly becoming an area of high interest in the Orlando real estate market. Perhaps I should discuss it with my family when to move to Grande Oaks at Heathrow. But this is our problem, it's not a joke to tell you we don't even have any saving account to travel locally, and Britney might have different opinion with me about feeling the atmosphere as what people can have in Disney World.

3.I assume she totally agrees with this statement. Blogger Helps You! Not only this creature help you give many kinds of online tutorials about how to add widget to your blog, suggest Adsense income injection tips, beautify blog template or telling you a weird joke about Britney, he also offers a hand for any brands or advertisers looking for wide network of blogs to promote their product. When it comes to business, you should not doubt yourself: you're not a girl not yet a woman, right?

4. How many times a year you hear a gossip about Britney converting to Islam? And how many times in life time can you see God in your hand? We're talking about animation product; it's not a silly joke about Britney in a failed video! It's more than business improvement when it comes to spirituality, it's about how we fancy things and how we want them to come to reality. Again, the fact is we're not talking about your awkward state as being not a girl and not yet a woman.

That's all 4 inspiring Britney jokes to improve your business today. Thank you for visiting. Remember, no spears to be used at home by kids, okay? Stay tune.

Britney, product and you

Britney and fashion? How about that? You like to copy your idol's favorite apparel? When it comes to fashion products related to Britney Spears, you'd better check out this question: You know Britney? But Britney Spears don't know you. Well, that's out of context.

Now since fashion needs focus. the next question is who and what should we be talking about here. I wrote several times about tickling Britneys here but no fashion or product included. Just to put it to spotlight in case you haven't read the related post: The Confusing Britney, Britney Spears or Britney Tampubolon?

Britney Spears is no doubt a famous celebrity. She is a great singer as well as stage performer. Britney Tampubolon is the one may come from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. She may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and I haven't seen them, either.

Now let me edit the rest: Britney didn't come to my dream last night asking about how to promote fashion products her fans are looking for. She appears there on the Internet wearing something for you to guess.

Now, if you think you know everything about the fashion product Britney wears, correct the following mistakes:

In her leisure time Britney likes wearing Supergirl costume and pink wig. At the latest X Factor USA she wore Indonesian batik. The first video clip she created, she was veiled over.

How Britney are you? Prove it.

Britney Spears, the X-Factor and Islam conversion gossip

Those saying The X Factor is a television music competition franchise created by Britney Spears must think twice to say so. That's the fake news. The X Factor is originated in the United Kingdom, where it was devised as a replacement for Pop Idol and it was created by Simon Cowell.

Talking about Britney, who don't know her? Something that you don't have to question: You really know Britney? But, Britney who?

She is no doubt a famous celebrity, a great singer as well as a stage performer. She cannot be compared to Britney Tampubolon who might be the one coming from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. This Britney may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. And you may skip this fake news: Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and talked about creating a whiteboard animation

Britney spears may skip this annoying gossip. And may agree that those saying The X Factor is a television music competition franchise created by her must be the ones ill-advised. Again, it is fake news! A sort of hoax can spread easily anywhere on the Internet. Another one, for instance this question may drive most people to extremes: is Britney Spears a Muslim?

One thing for sure Britney Spears won't show up in the X Factor as a Muslim ambassador to urge the non-Muslim to debate with her, that's not funny! Here, instead Britney would be looking forward to teaching you English! Whoops, Britney ... who?

Turn 30 with Britney Spears?

Visitors of a tickling blog man2tickle.com won’t say happy birthday to pop star Britney Spears because she is not in pigtails and knee socks anymore? What a tickling entry! This one might be catchy for those who plan to hire a comedy writer for their own writing project.

While the visitors here can’t deny that a former child performer, Spears shot to international fame with 1999 debut album, “Baby One More Time, you may want to sing that song while having problem with your baby’s diaper.

Britney Spears will turn 30. Britney Spears: I can't wait to turn 30. Britney Spears Excited About Turning 30. Britney Spears Says She's Excited to Turn 30. News spread rapidly on the Internet.

“I have a good group of people around me,” Britney said to the Associated Press regarding her comforting feeling to welcome her first thirties. She doesn’t have anything to prove that she is free from debt and having something to do with a loan shark.

“Loan shark communities were not in London with her to promote her UK gigs, which include tour in October at London’s 02 Arena,” her fan said to me.

“So where are those bastards who have stolen all of your belongings?” I asked him. Better skip this because we are not talking about Johnny Debt who never wants to borrow money from Johnny Depp. We are focusing on someone turning 30 and she happens to be one of the famous celebrities on earth.

And for all guys on earth turning 30 this year, please remember to sing a happy a birthday’s song even if you are in terrible debt. Instead of worrying about 2012’s predicted calamity, better listen to a different lyric of Michael Jackson’s song: You’re not alone!

Britney Spears converts to Islam?

Britney is now veiled over. She is learning how to recite the Koran and trying not to skip her daily five-time prayer. She doesn't eat pork and says no to alcohol.

She still sings but prefers to do it in the bedroom. Of nightlife she just says, 'it's history."

Britney is also learning how to fast, the real one -- not only to refrain from food and drink but also from anger and sexual desire. Last year she fasted a few days and it's okay for her as done only half day each.

As to going pilgrimage to Mecca, she may not do it in the near future. She is not well prepared mentally. But Britney is longing for this sacred ceremony.

Why has she decided to convert to Islam? First, she got along well quite long with the Muslim community around her neighborhood before and found them as humble, helpful and peaceful people. Second, after a long contemplation, she agrees with the concept of the beyond compare God, the one and only.

By, the way, what's Islam really like? Find the answer from a convert

So, how about her fans? Will this effect them?

"Fans? What're you talking about?" Britney Lestari, a successful entrepreneur here in Jakarta, gets confused.

Is it like a song, "Too many Britneys will kill you?"