Katy Perry in Bali? Tell me the story

Katy Perry was about to tell me something sensational and I said, "not now." I knew it's crazy. I was not in a mood to learn to tickle everyone's fancy. Whether She would say, "I am in Bali now, Mr Nurman, cover a tickling news about me?" I didn't know.

I refused to respond because I was not sure she's going to tell me something out of tickling context. Off course, it's not funny while Katy Perry's singing some hits I was narrating silly stories about Nicolas Cage playing hide and seek with Robert Pattinson or about Emma Stones going on a pilgrimage to Mecca and or celebrities prefer to die in Bali and so on.

The pretty singer is keeping herself busy! The 27-year-old Katy Perry is in Bali, climbing a mountain. That's as the rumor goes. Next, Katy will perform on Jan.19 at the Sentul International Convention Center for her California Dreams tour. Whoops, the latter is history! If you keep up with the news, you know it.

Katy was sporting blue hair and a blue ring, but at that time she was not in Bali. She was not here around my neighborhood, either, to tell me something sensational as above-mentioned. So? When I said I was not in a mood to tickle everyone's fancy she quickly turned to be my wife bluffing at me for this weird daydreaming!

Justin Bieber VS Indonesian kids?

Or Indonesian kids VS Justin Bieber? whatever it is, life is full of fun, espeically when you need something candid or spontaneous presented in a video clip. The following scene is likely directed by a film director. Actually, it is not. Kids might only be able to copy and act, and there's something more than that if we able to see the childlike side in human, things with come up with positive thinking and mind. Check out this video, presented for you just for fun.

Rod Steward, Indonesia and the hit

What's the best hit of Rod Stewart when he performed in Jakarta, Indonesia recently? It's not "Alamat palsu" or "Alay." The fans will answer variably, off course.

No doubt, it was a nostalgia-filled experience for fans of British superstar Rod Stewart. Jakarta welcomed him gaily. During his concert,“Rod Stewart: The Hits,”on Tuesday night at Plenary Hall in the Jakarta Convention Center, Stewart never talked about an accident happening around Tugu Tani, downtown, recently which has taken 9 lives of innocent pedestrians.

The 67-year-old still has nothing to do with it. He kept singing and singing until, suddenly to everyone unawareness, one of the 2,400-strong audience cried.

He opened with “Love Train,” taken from his 2009 album “Soulbook,” and this man kept crying. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw.

All of a sudden the music stopped and the man flew high to sky approaching Mr. Steward. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw. Rod took a deep breath and didn't see the man standing beside him. The superstar said nothing. The man, instead said, "Oh come on, Mr. Nurman stop this nonsense!"

Kate Moss

Kate Moss won't join twitter? Why? Because she is one of the most famous women in the world? See the name: Moss, it's close to famoss (famous). Lol. Off course, that's not true. No tickling thing there to tell the story about.

"No. I couldn't swim while I want to swim, because people kept twitting me and asking me to teach them English." Is this her statement?

No, here is the truth:

"No. I couldn't think of anything worse than people knowing what I'm doing all the time. I just don't understand it. I don't get it at all. Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing. I don't want people to know anything!" she laughed in an interview with British newspaper The Times.

The 38-year-old star wishes she was anonymous from time to time. And to help her make it true, we need to support her, give her the media, maybe a special room for reflection or meditation and .... What?! This silly!

And we hope she was to be reborn to put down here as another tickling story. Lol.

"Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing," remember, she said this--it's privacy; it's not Casper's statement.

Tickle story?

It's weird. Can you tickle a story? Instead, a story will tickle you. But if you would give it a try, just do it.

Okay, first tickle the story of Obama: “We're looking forward to hearing from [President Obama] about what's ahead in the coming year. Our teams and new volunteers are opening up their offices and their homes to experience this moment in history together ..." There is nothing tickling here and written above is not a story. Hmm...

Or tickle the story of Katy Perry: You knew Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia recently? Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and .... It doesn't laugh. The story cannot be tickled!

So, how to tickle a story? There's nothing that we can do. Just let the words tickle themselves. Each time they tickle each other, the comma will tickle the full stop, the full stop will tickle the paragraph and the paragraph will tickle the passage.

If this won't make a tickling story don't see me on the first page of google.

Watch my video who might tickle your fancy:

Tickle Indonesian leader, do you dare?

Is it a tickling story? Tickling article? Or whatever ... you may drop by to tickle or to be tickled..

Wanted: Indonesian leader!

Indonesia ahead needs a leader who is able to listen to people and understand the meaning of mandatory. If he is a Muslim not only must he believe there is hell and heaven before he steps forward for power, but he needs a cleric to make sure of it. He is supposed to frequently read or recite the Quran himself, especially when it comes to the ayah of hell torture for the mandatory traitor.

So, if you think you are the right person, please review the requirements below before you make decision

• No image-building oriented
• Not governed by the system, he controls it instead
• No rhetorical statements over corruption but he himself is the corruption buster
• No demand for standard facilities
• No outsider’s interest and share
• No discrimination of law, must be willing to be punished if he breaks his promise

And the last ...

• No wonder that you WITHDRAW!

Katy Perry

Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia?

Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and then will visit me to share her tickling stories?"

Don't yell, "Come on ..."

Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (born October 25, 1984), better known by her stage name of Katy Perry, is not an amateur singer who sings melancholic song of dangdut--this kind of genre popular in Indonesia. Born in Santa Barbara, California, and raised by Christian pastor parents, Perry grew up listening to only gospel music and sang in her local church as a child. About this, she never told me in private due to continental long distance's problem.

She might have been in Jakarta by the time I'm writing this. Again, why didn't the promoters tell me about it? If they did, I would beg SOPA to stop their action to disturb our online activities, right? What is SOPA anyway? They are bad news for bloggers, artists and whoever having business on the Internet.

What do you think Mr. Promoter? Why do you think, Katy? What do you think Mr. Pirate? Whoops ....
Pirate?

Well, welcome to Indonesia, dear ...

One shot, Tom Cruise and a tickling story

Tom Cruise has been in Pittsburgh, PA filming One Shot, based off the book of the same name by Lee Child, and we are here in Indonesia not going there to watch the movie making.

I don't think this is going to be a tickling story as Tom plays Jack Reacher, an ex-army cop who is found connected to a pyscho-killer. No, he doesn't play Jack Ondel-Ondel a dummy blogger who abandoned his blogs due to boredom. Here he starts investigating the case, but unfortunately it doesn't include corruption cases in Indonesia.

Fans of the novel have been up in line to see Tom, not to urge him to write the Indonesian president to combat corruption, but to ask an autograph, perhaps.

He has the extra hours to add muscles at the gym for the role, and along with special effects, the producers are excited to see how this pans out!

Corruptors here might be excited too to see this film planned to be released in 2013. By, the way, Mr. President, thank you for all of the remission and light sentences.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger not to tickle his own story

Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, putting themselves to the world's spotlight.

No tickling story, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion, Arnold must not show his muscle to her anymore. Whoops .. Is it true? Bodybuilding is great, but apart from this matter, off course, this statement is not to take seriously, especially by those having lack sense of humor.

Read my true story?

Shriver has been residing apart from the actor-turned-politician for the last few weeks but is not writing a tickling story about her marital failure. The couple confirmed the separation without anybody offering them money to put down their story to a blog, and about when that was, you may browse it on the Internet.

Meanwhile asking Mr. Schwarzenegger to read this tickling article is not recommended. Any compulsion will bring you nothing except only giving you a black eye.

Loan shark for hire

Loan shark for hire; it’s a comedy project. He or she is to write about a person or body that offers unsecured loans at illegally high interest rates to individuals, often enforcing repayment by blackmail or threats of violence.

Or he or she may also write about a person who lends money at excessively high rates of interest; usurer.

After the  project mentioned above  has been done. He or she may continue to write about a person or entity that charges borrowers interest above an established legal rate.Do you think this kind of person is a corrrupter?

Okay, writing is not enough. He or she may narrate this: Usury and money lending, usually at relatively high rates of interest. They typically offer short term loans to people who are not able to obtain credit through conventional means such as banks, credit unions, or other consumer finance companies. Nothing such as plastic surgery to be included here.

You bet, if all loan sharks all over the world turn down these projects, that’s fine. They won’t be included in the next big project with bigger money: Shark hunting!

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depth and Johnny Debt

The story of the dark side of Johnny Depp as you have never known before; the story which is full of tragedy, horror and tricks. You will know who Johnny Depp really is.

Interested? I’m not. Don’t worry Mr. Deep, when it comes to talking evil of others better skip it. There’s nothing on this post that you can find about you as sensational as written above.

May be only a headline like: Johnny Depp Offers Nicolas Cage Debt Help, Johnny Depp to Pay Nicolas Cage's Debt or Is Johnny Depp Helping Nicolas Cage With His Debt? But a sort of thing is not revealed here.

I know about you sir that, Johnny Depp rose to stardom without the support of Johnny Depth, so there’s no silly story ever revealed that Johnny Depp has taken advantage of Johnny Depth for popularity.

Meanwhile Johnny Depth, deep in his heart says he never wishes to replace Johnny Depp’ s position as a well-known Hollywood celebrity. It’s impossible. And deep down in his sleep, he never wishes to dream of having Johnny Deep as sibling and tells him that they are twins.

Both Johnny Depp and Johnny Depth never see Johnny Debt to talk about debt. They don’t care about how hard Johnny Debt gets himself out of debt. It never occurred to them that Johnny Debt will come to them to borrow some money.

The three Johnnys written above have something in common, that is when it comes to speaking Arabic fluently they need a dictionary.

What is corruption?

What is corruption? (looking for comedy monologue 's script?) There's an awkward silence when your pets ignore this discussion. Corruption is obvious enough to make someone feels like Donald Trump. When you look at how business is practiced around the world, it's often not so clear what is corrupt and what is not. But it is very clear for the world to see how your feel when you’re broke or brokenhearted.

We don’t’ have to typically identify corruption with side payments, cronyism and nepotism if we still wet the bet. We may identify it with our grandfather’s mustache if we’re lost for words for this, mayn't we?

Corruption is activity that corrupts. It undermines the system in which it occurs. Because business systems can work very differently, different kinds of activity corrupt them. But when it comes to cooking ingredients you can slice corruption into three parts and together with a teaspoon of salt pour it into the pan and stir for around five minutes. Hey, what's all about?!

Want to know more about corruption? Visit Indonesia and ask politicians there the meaning of Katakan Tidak Pada Korupsi!

A tickling video about corruption:



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David Schwimmer’s violent film “Trust” loses ratings appeal, why?

Because, he didn’t fast first before making a movie, at least one or two days—kidding!

Seemingly “Trust” handed a restrictive “R” rating for “disturbing material involving the rape of a teen, language, sexual content and some violence”, has irritated Robocop. When he was on duty years ago he never caught a criminal raping teens using sexual content in the neighborhood.

It was important for the film be seen by teenagers, especially as cautionary tale, according to executive producer Avi Lerner. Unfortunately when this statement was stated, religious leaders were not there to support the producer as well as to ask him to join a religious dialog about such things.

That Schwimmer said that he would not modify the film in order to receive a lesser rating, this is absolutely his right to do so. He is not a young boy anymore and you don’t have to tell him what to do.
‘Fell on deaf ear’ for English learners—the beginners, is the new expression to learn. I may not recommend them to ask the meaning of this to David Schwimmer.

Good night, everyone

Emma Watson, Deathly Hallows and blogger!

The second part of Deathly Hallows which take place 19 years in the future will have Emma Watson again to star in.

But, bloggers find something different in her lately which might not match the cast. What that is, they just want to keep it a secret.

According to The Sun, make-up artists made the young stars look elderly rather than middle-aged as they went overboard with aging special effects.

But Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint - who all never want to moonlight as blogger, won't say that if a blogger wins the cast this will be the funniest and the most ridiculous rumor on earth.

Bosses haven't been laughing, though.

Bosses? How many bosses you have, guys? Three, four, thousands? Do they know about magic? Well, what're we talking about here?

Guys, can't wait for the movie to be released? Don't forget to tell Robocop that he needs entertainment too.

Madonna can't sleep!

Madonna can't sleep?

Why can't she? She has many things in mind annoying her? But it's okay. Now she might sleep tight.

You know, when Madonna can't sleep she can't close her eyes, off course. She might think everything is okay. She might assume a blogger is beside her telling her about funny things in life, like 'how can't you sleep' or 'you don't have to sleep for a hundred years.'

Then this blogger takes her to the land of fantasy where people don't have to sleep at all because without sleep people will feel like sleep. When this sleeping people are awake actually they are asleep..

Got a problem with sleeping? Forget it, let's get back to sleep .....

Angelina Jolie, Indonesia and corrupter

Angelina Jolie advises critics not to jump the gun and sell it as everybody knows it is a dangerous stuff. What does it mean?

Forget about this distraction, she's talking about a love story currently shooting in Hungary. You bet, if asked when she will visit Indonesia and learn how to create batik, Not only her, but even her spouse Brad Pitt might say, "what are you talking about?"

Have you known the latest film of Angelina Jolie, the film's love story concerned a Serbian rapist and his Muslim captive? If you say that day she hesitated to talk further about the film, rather she enjoyed sewing this is really a weird gossip!

Jolie, who serves as a United Nations High Commissioner of Refugees goodwill ambassador, reportedly contacted the people in West Java, Indonesia, as she also wants to learn how to dance Jaipongan well, but I'm not sure where this source of information from.

She further said, "There are many things I want to do in life, but coming in Indonesia and learning how to dance, this is a ridiculous thing to do ."

Don't listen to this fake comment; she never said that.

"But I'd like to come to Indonesia if only one or two corrupters has already been hung!"

Shh ... who says that?

Kim Hee-chul to tickle followers on Twitter?

Popular South Korean singer attracts teens' attention as he learns to tickle everybody's fancy? Girls, Kim Hee-chul is stealing your heart away with jokes besides singing!

Is that the hot celebrity news or a mere gossip? And especially on Twitter, he laughs a lot. He even laughs without any reason. How can it be? According to one of his followers, that's because he fails to tickle his fans' fancy, instead he himself is forced to tickle himself--confusing?

According to another follower, he fails to follow this girl offline, as the girl was in a hurry to have a movement to the rest room downtown. The other one says he can't stop laughing watching Indonesian's comedy show on TV. What's so funny, anyway? Korean-Indonesian, totally different language. How can it be understood?

Forget it. Welcome to the world of tickling, young man. Ready or no, you're going to be tickled in the blogesphere!

Eminem and Dangdut Song

Is Eminem one of the hip-hop stars? Eminem uses all types of four-letter words and adult topics in his music, and never sings dangdut song, let alone with the Indonesian King of Dangdut, Rhoma Irama. Music is part of his life and Rhoma Irama.thinks that way too.

But, world, do you know who Rhoma Irama is? Pay a visit to Indonesia, but sorry--it's rampant, prone to corruption all over the regions today.

In a preview released Friday (October 8) from his upcoming interview with a blogger, Em describes his household as a swearing-free zone but it is free from Dangdut song!

"I'm a parent; I have daughters. It's okay, if they want to sing with me all the time, but not dangdut. I'm afraid they wont' forget where they belong to and dance anytime they want, even on the street," Em told tickling blogger, Mr. Trilili.

"I'm not saying there's no tolerant in the music, there's much different between Rap and Dangdut," Em explained. "But this is music, this is my art and this is what I do."

Em has tried to create any tickling songs but we don't know yet, when they will be released, and of course, no dangdut singers all over Indonesia know abut it.

"Desire still exists, but I don't think it's fun to sing something you don't like to sing, you know, bringing the new atmosphere to the world is fun with rap, not with dangdut" he told the Anythingyousay Times in June.

"There was so much fun in the world, including writing parody."

Hmm, who said the latter? Who said all?

Actress Juliette Lewis injured in Califiornia and all bloggers feel sorry!

All bloggers feel sorry about it: Actress Juliette Lewis has been injured in a hit-and-run crash in Burbank, police said. But what can they do to entertain her? Nothing! Only one tickling blogger decides to entertain her. But nobody know where he's from..

That Wednesday night when a driver ran a stoplight, smashed into Lewis' vehicle and kept going, unfortunately this tickling blogger was not there, but he seemed to have a sixth sense, meaning he knew about it, but he couldn't tell.

The car was found a short distance away, and the blogger was asleep soundly at home by the time the accident happened.

Lewis complained of pain in her head, back and neck and some bruising. Actually, the blogger wanted to visit her in the hospital, but he cancelled it--he was not sure his presence there would be helpful.

And ... do you hear that? "Get out of here!"

Is that the yell of Juliette Lewis?

Paris Hilton to ignore 'ridiculous, cruel' rumors?

What can other say? You're suck? It's the end of the world? Or eat it!?

Paris Hilton doesn't have to put up with anything troubling her!

Banned from a hotel, separated from her boyfriend or cocaine found in her purse, all is like being pretending before the camera.

She is not on location now. She is somewhere in a place where she can tickle her own fancy. She is learning how to paint people tickling each other. But I don't know if she is also learning how to fast in Ramadan month. There are tickling creatures around her abstaining from alcohol. After finishing one work, she'll shake her body with them.

Here Paris Hilton doesn't have to avoid paparazzi, because this place is close to heavens. Nobody will be able to reach her, either by means of transports or by phone.

This morning she had breakfast with a huge of basket from heaven. I didn't join her because I was and am fasting. She said, "it's okay, Mr. Nurman, go on, tickle everybody's fancy. You don't have to babysit and lul me more. I'm okay."

I smiled and followed her suggestion. But, one thing for sure, I just wanted to do something that ...... That was how to get myself out of her dream?

We don't even know each other, do we, Ms. Hilton?