Britney Spears VS Tickling Blogger

If Britney Spears were president …

You see, President Britney Spears looked restless on a round table bench that day. Dressed in dark bikini she was biting her nail. She had just done a generous thing to her people:delivering five hundred billion three hundred twenty three pies to everybody in her neighborhood for free, but something seemed to conjure up.

What was it?

“Are you really the first president since Nixon to wear eye shadow?” A man from outer space had asked her just now through an SMS. Yet she had not responded.

“Are you really eager to put a nightclub on the moon within a decade?” Another man who liked swinging through and crawling on the walls of the skyscrapers had been curious. Again she had not given any comments.

But this one surprised her, “Mrs. President, I saw you on TV showing off your buff new body.”

“Oh really?” she replied spontaneously. “What do you think? You like it?”

There was no response. An outburst of giggle was heard somewhere, instead!

“By the way, who said that?” She looked round, trying to find out who it was. And …,“Oh, not again!”

A blogger was running out of the White House!

BTW, Britney Spears and Jet Li and Mr. G would like to see Ms. Marple to swallow the moon