Miss Marple to swallow the moon

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And funny Jet Li?

Julia McKenzie was excited. She danced, whistled, jumped, hopped, and sang. She was proud to get a career-changing chance at 68.

“It’s a funny thing about acting, you know, when you get the part and you’re my age, you drop 10 years like that. Acting makes you feel young again, ” she said.

But the people she was speaking to were only looking at her in disbelief and gaping.

“I am new Miss Marple, you know Agatha Christie’s famous amateur detective?” she went on. I would have retired but …”

She was too thrilled and tickled to dance that she raised her hands and wings and started to fly. She flew high to the sky. She bumped into Superman who had just had a tickling haircut that amused her. Next, when she flew lower, swinging Spiderman nearly hit her. And to her surprise, the grumbling superhero knocked down flashing Batman who was carrying President Britney Spears on his back.

The people down there were still gaping on seeing this nonsense, let alone when ‘Miss Marple’ soon swallowed the moon.

Jet Li to return but not to kick your ass!

Jet Li had far away run from his home in that housing complex when all of a sudden, behind him the press started to appear and irritate him.

“It’s early in morning! Can’t you just go jogging with me?” he insisted. The press didn’t say anything; they were trying to keep up with him.

“Okay, okay, you want some news from me,” he said then halted. Exhausted, he went on, “I’m returning to Chinese film. It’s a non-kung fu movie. That’s it.”



The press kept quiet. Unexpectedly, one of the newsmen came to attack him. Another one started to assail him too. Next, the whole people became wild.

You bet, it’s not a big deal for him to defeat those people. No doubt, he was good at it. But what confused him that after they all have been rid of, they turned to be a coil of smoke and then gone.

“It doesn’t make sense!” he cried out in disbelief.

All at once, a voice was heard moaning somewhere, “You’re lying! You’re not returning to a non-kung fu Chinese film.”

Before he could reply, another voice interrupted, “and you are not speaking mandarin!”

It belonged to his neighbor—a blogger!

Britney Spears VS Tickling Blogger

If Britney Spears were president …

You see, President Britney Spears looked restless on a round table bench that day. Dressed in dark bikini she was biting her nail. She had just done a generous thing to her people:delivering five hundred billion three hundred twenty three pies to everybody in her neighborhood for free, but something seemed to conjure up.

What was it?

“Are you really the first president since Nixon to wear eye shadow?” A man from outer space had asked her just now through an SMS. Yet she had not responded.

“Are you really eager to put a nightclub on the moon within a decade?” Another man who liked swinging through and crawling on the walls of the skyscrapers had been curious. Again she had not given any comments.

But this one surprised her, “Mrs. President, I saw you on TV showing off your buff new body.”

“Oh really?” she replied spontaneously. “What do you think? You like it?”

There was no response. An outburst of giggle was heard somewhere, instead!

“By the way, who said that?” She looked round, trying to find out who it was. And …,“Oh, not again!”

A blogger was running out of the White House!

BTW, Britney Spears and Jet Li and Mr. G would like to see Ms. Marple to swallow the moon

6 Crazy News Written By Stressful Blogger

Got some crazy news to cope with stress, Mr. Blogger?

Yes …

But Beware if you're not used to this weird humor, you get stressed, instead!

1. A tiring shadow was browsing on the internet and came across a funny blog. He started to laugh and … ” Would you stop that!” a voice abruptly took it back to where it belonged—the bloggers’ body!

2. A hanger jumped out of the wall to welcome a guess by the door. The stressful hanger had never been seen since and regarded as a missing thing. A lousy blogger took it with him and use it as--a hanger?

3. A spoof banner escaped from its cage and snatched a zoo visitor. The visitor was not torn apart and couldn't be eaten. He felt like being tickled to death!

4. Flash Gordon, together with Wonder Woman, went to the cinema on Friday night to see a horror movie. Unfortunately, the slide was stolen on the way to the movie theater. How come! The screen was displayed the features of stressful blogger with a hanger. It was totally not funny.

5. A turtle who’s eager to cope with stress invited Mr. Google Search Engine to his house. “Can I take some funny and tickling blogs with me?” Mr. G demanded. “Is your house is a search engine too?

6. A face whose nose is missing was laughing at itself. “Do you think it is funny?” asked another face. It didn't respond. He kept laughing. Next the face started to take off its eyes, lips and beard, and … “Stop it!” the faced returned to where it belonged, the crazily stressful blogger's!

Funny blog Versus Tickling blog?

“I don’t think your blog is funny,” said blogger A to blogger B jealously.
“Oh yeah? Look at yours. Is it a tickling blog?’ replied blogger B. “It’s ridiculous and dull.”
“I can’t believe it,” blogger A went on, “Funny writings you say about your blog? It’s only for corpse to cope with stress. Ha-ha-ha.”
“Wait, don’t you think your tickling writings are only able to tickle shadows?”
“Hey, what’s wrong with your eyes? My tickling blog, my tickling writings, all that I write to cope with stress, are grammatically right! Are you something of beginner of English as foreign language or what?”
“Really? What do people look for in the funny blog? Funny writings! They need entertainment, not rules of writings! I suggest that you should visit my funny blog and learn of my funny writings very carefully. Yes, you’d better learn from me how to write funny blog easily.”
“Ha-ha-ha. What a tickling idea, yet your blog is far from that. I’ll help you to cope with stress. Read my tickling writings more and more!”
“Oh yeah, eat this!”

Blogger B started to attack Blogger A. Blogger A, however, tried to defend himself. They fought and fought and fought fiercely.

Blogger B took a gun out of his jacket and ….

Bank!

How come? Blogger A laughed as if being tickled to feel the bullet bounce back of his body. He took off his shirt just to show his competitor a symbol S which was well known around the globe.

By the way, where're their blogs? To their surprise, the funny blog and the tickling bog they're talking about turned out to fall in love each other and now they walked arm and arm in the park nearby.

“Nuts!” said Mr. Google Search Engine who’s passing by.

See the blast that tickles you here
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Tickling writings about unusual friendship
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Tickling writings about unusual blogger
Tickling writings about unusual Superman
Tickling writings about unusual melon seller

A Blast of Curiosity: Zodiac Spoof

Here is the zodiac spoof :

Twelve fathers were being interrogated due to a series of children abuse. How come, the interrogator surprisingly said, “so, Mr. Aries you have a tendency to dictate. Remember your kid is not a pupil anymore! And you Mr. Taurus, you think you’re patient? But you handle your children with a firm hand, that’s too much. Here is another one, Mr. Cancer. You adore your children but you also torture them spiritually.”

Nobody responded. He went on, “seems to me you like to seize me, Mr. Leo, but you are not generous to a fault as every body says. Do you like reading a spoof article about California Divorce, anyway? Here you are Mr. Gemini, the fickle one of the zodiac sign. You always want to be a friend to your children, but admit it you are often inconsistent. And you Mr. Virgo don’t even think of giving your children more tasks, who says you are openly affectionate.”

“Well, who’s next? Mr. Scorpio? Mr. No-nonsense? Want to be highly respected, huh? And you Mr. Libra, are you normally sweet tempered and gentle? Mr. Sagittarius, do you indeed …

All of a sudden, there’s a blast in there. The front door was awfully broken and the interrogator was kicked out. Those cornered people turned out to struggle! The interrogator, running away in panic, could not believe what he heard behind.

“Hey, how about my business prospect in the future?”
“Will I win the position?”
“Will my wife be back home tomorrow?”
“Answer me first, or I’ll kick your ass!”

Well, that's all about spoof zodiac, hope you enjoy reading it.

Seldom Land and the King of Plop

Funny writings needed. Yes, all about any unusual things to tickle your fancy. You name it: Cinderrela,  holiday,  fortunetelling,  friendship, Obama and Osama, blogger, Superman, melon seller

And anybody wanting to cope with stress is be welcomed here in Seldom Land to read all the accepted funny writing materials; especially those in the sulks and no way would they have themselves tickled by their routine.

How about tickling my mustache? Can you do it, blogger?

Once upon a time a blogger who’d been working on a funny blog, getting interested in the project, paid a visit here and was given a chance to demonstrate his skill. To his amusement, the funny blog he had thought to be the funniest one failed to amuse Jichael Mackson, the founder of Seldom Land, well known also as the King of Plop, who urged any bloggers who had spoof blogs to have themselves tickled here in order to cope with stress.

However, Jichael started to laugh and laugh and laugh, not because of the content of the blog describing laughter as the best medicine; he only wanted to practice a great habit to anybody that laughter was indeed the best medicine. Everybody knew that to prove laughter as the best medicine; Jichael had to have undergone a series of plastic surgery to change his irritated face into a friendly one.

The people in Seldom Land were advisable to tell jokes to Jichael’s children who, on the other hand, were learning to create the best joke of the day to outdo the available jokes.

Mr. Mackson, the King of Plop, with the whole family in Seldom Land was never tired to suggest everyday if they wanted to cope with stress, they had to be ready to be tickled by funny remarks and should have their own jokes to share with here. Ironically, the king of fun died last week of a stop-laughing failure leaving all funny memories that kept laughing all the time.