Indonesia, wake up!

Tell those lazy people to be there with their big megaphone to utter their well thought and words into one and with zest to tickle everybody’s fancy. Don't just yell, "Say no to corruption!"

If you happen to hear this notification you’d better close your ear. And focus on the word ‘there’ as written above.  Don’t force yourself to join in a rally to protest government’s policies on various issues if you’re soft spoken, calm and forward looking. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might not follow it, because they live far, far away from this place. Besides, they have nothing to do with this.

These lazy people are busy with Twitter and Facebook. They may enjoy watching infotainment shows performing dangdut singers or rap singers in their break time. Don’t tell them about loan sharks, or bread or debt or zombies rising up to have plastic surgery.

Harry Potter’s magic may not appeal to them. Rick Perry is whom they know nothing about and comedy is not wroth written as part of shows. Who are those lazy people and where are they?

But, wait … “Who says I’m lazy,” says one of them in his deep sleep in the parliament.

Wake up Indonesia!

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Brad Pitt and bread and butter

Life is full of fantasy.

Take a look, once he stepped onstage for the unannounced appearance people were amazed.  Then when he ate his bread, people screamed. That’s Brad Pitt eating his bread on stage.

Next, He dug a shallow pit and left one fan there. People started to wonder what this is all about. Better wake up and forget about the entire tickling scene’s fantasy.

Acting is Brad Pitt’s bread and butter at the moment. How about you?

“Well, I myself like acting but when it comes to hiatus, I’d prefer to sleep here.”

The statement above is not uttered by an actor, off course. He might be someone who has a sense of humor. He can be a superhero, a fortuneteller, a blogger, an actor, an illustrator, a politician and even a loan shark.

Yes, life is full of fantasy, but, unfortunately it’s starting to be lack of social interaction now. If I write here the man saying the comment above was amazed and then he screamed as if Brad Pitt left him in a shallow pit, what would anybody care?

Everybody has become a smart phone addict, leaving you there alone in a shallow pit.

Rick Perry, a glimpse of

Rick Perry, US President candidate, have known this?

Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry won't tickle your fancy here. He is not a comedian, nor a comedy writer for you to hire. If you think you know him, which one of the following fitting him as the one shot to spotlight recently.

• He would get the US military involved in Mexico's war with Mike Tyson's style.
• He is likely to upset the Mexican government by saying that all the politicians there having had a plastic surgery
• He uttered a remark which appeared to be a new misstatement on how to post a tickling article about celebrities
• He said, "The way we were able to stop corruption in Colombia was with fortuneteller's help.

If none of the above written are true telling about him, I'll like to sing Michael Jackson's song: You're not alone (to be tickled here)

Sorry Mr. President to-be, it's a joke, no offense, please ...

Turn 30 with Britney Spears?

Visitors of a tickling blog man2tickle.com won’t say happy birthday to pop star Britney Spears because she is not in pigtails and knee socks anymore? What a tickling entry! This one might be catchy for those who plan to hire a comedy writer for their own writing project.

While the visitors here can’t deny that a former child performer, Spears shot to international fame with 1999 debut album, “Baby One More Time, you may want to sing that song while having problem with your baby’s diaper.

Britney Spears will turn 30. Britney Spears: I can't wait to turn 30. Britney Spears Excited About Turning 30. Britney Spears Says She's Excited to Turn 30. News spread rapidly on the Internet.

“I have a good group of people around me,” Britney said to the Associated Press regarding her comforting feeling to welcome her first thirties. She doesn’t have anything to prove that she is free from debt and having something to do with a loan shark.

“Loan shark communities were not in London with her to promote her UK gigs, which include tour in October at London’s 02 Arena,” her fan said to me.

“So where are those bastards who have stolen all of your belongings?” I asked him. Better skip this because we are not talking about Johnny Debt who never wants to borrow money from Johnny Depp. We are focusing on someone turning 30 and she happens to be one of the famous celebrities on earth.

And for all guys on earth turning 30 this year, please remember to sing a happy a birthday’s song even if you are in terrible debt. Instead of worrying about 2012’s predicted calamity, better listen to a different lyric of Michael Jackson’s song: You’re not alone!

Loan shark for hire

Loan shark for hire; it’s a comedy project. He or she is to write about a person or body that offers unsecured loans at illegally high interest rates to individuals, often enforcing repayment by blackmail or threats of violence.

Or he or she may also write about a person who lends money at excessively high rates of interest; usurer.

After the  project mentioned above  has been done. He or she may continue to write about a person or entity that charges borrowers interest above an established legal rate.Do you think this kind of person is a corrrupter?

Okay, writing is not enough. He or she may narrate this: Usury and money lending, usually at relatively high rates of interest. They typically offer short term loans to people who are not able to obtain credit through conventional means such as banks, credit unions, or other consumer finance companies. Nothing such as plastic surgery to be included here.

You bet, if all loan sharks all over the world turn down these projects, that’s fine. They won’t be included in the next big project with bigger money: Shark hunting!

You're not alone -- Michael Jackson never sang this song

Michael Jackson song's lyric: You're not alone, a memorable song which--swear to God--Michael Jackson himself never sang this song.

Another day has gone, I'm still all alone
How could this be you're not here with me
You never ask me how to be out of debt
Did you have to urge me to sell all my furniture?


Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did I get trapped by these loan sharks
Something whispers in my ear and says


That you are not alone, for I am here with you
Though you're far away, I can contact you to share
But you are not alone, for I am here with you
Though we're far apart, we can hear our own fart
But you are not alone


'Loan, 'loan, why, 'loan


Just the other night, I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come and settle another debt
I can hear your grumbles, your burdens I won't bear
But first I need time to contact all close friends of mine


Everyday I sit and ask myself ...


"That's enough, neighbor! Haven't you had a toothache before!

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depth and Johnny Debt

The story of the dark side of Johnny Depp as you have never known before; the story which is full of tragedy, horror and tricks. You will know who Johnny Depp really is.

Interested? I’m not. Don’t worry Mr. Deep, when it comes to talking evil of others better skip it. There’s nothing on this post that you can find about you as sensational as written above.

May be only a headline like: Johnny Depp Offers Nicolas Cage Debt Help, Johnny Depp to Pay Nicolas Cage's Debt or Is Johnny Depp Helping Nicolas Cage With His Debt? But a sort of thing is not revealed here.

I know about you sir that, Johnny Depp rose to stardom without the support of Johnny Depth, so there’s no silly story ever revealed that Johnny Depp has taken advantage of Johnny Depth for popularity.

Meanwhile Johnny Depth, deep in his heart says he never wishes to replace Johnny Depp’ s position as a well-known Hollywood celebrity. It’s impossible. And deep down in his sleep, he never wishes to dream of having Johnny Deep as sibling and tells him that they are twins.

Both Johnny Depp and Johnny Depth never see Johnny Debt to talk about debt. They don’t care about how hard Johnny Debt gets himself out of debt. It never occurred to them that Johnny Debt will come to them to borrow some money.

The three Johnnys written above have something in common, that is when it comes to speaking Arabic fluently they need a dictionary.