Bad Celebrity Plastic Surgery? Not funny!

Here are some of the celebrities who have had awful plastic surgeries, according to Michell Jones, a Freelance Makeup Artist/Coordinating Director at Blue Diamond Modeling. Where is Blue Diamond Modeling located, anyway? Go get Google Map!

Do you receive metal surgery?

• Michael Jackson
• Jessica Simpson
• Tara Reid
• Victoria Beckham
• Tori Spelling
• Kenny Rogers
• Donatella Versace
• Jocelyn Wildenstein
• Janet Jackson
• And many others...

Do you agree with the list above?

If you do, don't keep the list above under the pillow. And if you hate what those celebrities have done to themselves, you don't have to do the same thing.Plastic surgery is not for anybody having "bad' face but with snow white heart.Just remember Albert Einstein friend's quotation

Don't ever think that Jessica Simpson will ask Tara Reid to exchange face each other.
Don't ever ask Tori Spelling and Kenny Rogers to exchange nose each other. And don't ever believe that Janet Jackson plans to change her face with the one behind "the mask" of Robocop.

That's not funny! Well, instead of gossiping about bad celebrities plastic surgery, let's get out of this lion cage.

What?!

We and celebrities should scream, freak out each other?

Do you always scream, freak out, ask for pictures/autographs, etc, when you suddenly see a celebrity around? Why the celebrities never scream or freak out nor ask for pictures or autographs of yours?

They are just normal human beings like us, aren't they?

Why some people on yahoo forum, facebook, myspace, etc put their last name as a celebrity last name: Beiber, Lautner, Jonas But not Sarimin or Tukinah? It's because they have the same ancestor, that is Adam?

On Yahoo! Answers you'll find some people comment as below:

Because people get sick of their own boring lives and want to learn about people who have much more fascinating lives.

It's because there obsessed DUH,

They get super super super super excited to see someone thats famous because if they take a pic or get an autograph they can share it to all there friends on facebook and people will think there 'cool'.

This mostly happens with tweens or teens :P

well... celebrities are a big deal in all over the world. but I think one reason that people behave that way is because of advertisements. well i mean for example each actor that girls are crazy for, had played as a gorgeous, heartthrob guy in a movie and in that movie girls are crazy for them for example Zac Efron in HSM, Rob ptz in Twilight series, Joe Jonas in Camp Rock ....
You see?
and it's the same for actresses! like Rachel M

After all, the most interesting moment in life, maybe, if there's a time when you and celebrities scream and freak out each other.Like when we all see Robocop taking off his helmet and saying, "why don't you guys scream and freak out at me? I'm much prettier than Cinderella!"

Can't wait for that ...

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"Lost" Actor Matthew Fox Accused of Assaulting Woman In where?

Matthew Fox is accused of allegedly assaulting a 29-year-old woman in Cleveland, Ohio over the weekend, and this is not for children to know about it in the detail.

Without Robocop's interference, Cleveland Division of Police Public Information Officer, Melissa Dawson confirmed it was the Lost actor that was involved in the altercation, which occurred in the early morning hours of August 28, and was reported at 1:31 a.m.

She didn't say it was the Last actor that was involved in Robocop's project to save earth from Indonesian's corrupters.

Again, the detail about it not for toddlers to find out.

For short, according to the report, Fox then punched the victim, Heather Bormann “in the chest and stomach area.”

And Heather Boarmaan, didn't just keep quiet and ... Stop!

May the sounds of the punches between them be faded in the noise of kindergarten's kids. And let's listen ... My bonnie lies over the ocean ...

Who is hotter, Johnny Depp or Matt Damon?

From Yahoo! Answer:  Who is hotter, Johnny Depp or Matt Damon?

1. Johnny Depp hands down.

Interesting thing is, Captain Jack Sparrow is considered to be an Ugly character but still Johnny Depp made women go mad for his role as Jack Sparrow.

2. Johnny Depp though Matt Damon has kept himself in good condition for a men his age. That's rare.

3. Omg who the hell cares?

4. (Could be more answers following above)

From Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy ...  Who is hotter, Johnny Depp or Matt Damon? Not sure, unless someboy will comment on this post.

"I think nothing different," a voice from this blog. "If only both would wear my 'clothes!'"

That's Robocop!

Anne Hathaway Responds to Catman or Catwoman Criticism?

No, the tittle should be, Anne Hathaway Responds to Catwoman Criticism,shouldn't it?

'Dark Knight Rises' actress realizes some may not like her look, but she never says if a man like Robocop is included.

While Robocop himself is not going to sell the first photo of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in "The Dark Knight Rises" hit the Internet last Friday, Hathaway is not going to borrow Robocop helmet, either.

"I was not going to admit it," Hathaway began when probed with the question of her first reaction to the photo. "That I've already met some corrupters in Indonesia and asked them to stop committing sins."  Unfortunately the latter was not said by her. Some voice from the dark, may be ...

So, what are you not going to admit, dear? ... Ops, useless SMS message!

During the junket, the actress points her response to a noticeably uncomfortable MTV news reporter who was conducting the interview on press day for her upcoming film, "One Day."

But she doesn't  jump to the reporter and sucks his blood , that's not funny.

Newest Spider-man starred by Mr. who?

Spider-man will be back on screen. He will swing through and over the skyscrapers of the modern city. He will fight against criminals and crooks and when he is tired he will break his fasting even though it hasn't been sunset yet. Wait ..., Spider man is fasting in Ramadan month, come on ...

If Spider-man were a Muslim, it wouldn't be funny to see him praying in red and blue costume and using sarong in a mosque. Spider-man is a superhero who never wants his face to be seen around; therefore, for ablution before prayer, that's not recommended.

Forget it. So, who's behind the mask of the newest Spider-man on screen now? I tried to ask some kids around my neighborhood and their answered varied:

It could be Paijo, Supono or Tukijo!

Very funny, I'd better go to bed, for tomorrow I'll have to prepare my web..

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Tono wants to meet Britney Spears!

My friend Tono is longing to see Britney Spears. He would like to invite her to sing together with him and accompany him as well washing his clothes in the boarding house.

Unfortunately, they live million miles far apart over the continent. Tono lives in Jakarta and Britney Spears lives in .... Excuse me, where do you live dear?

One night Tono wanted me to contact Britney and I asked him in Bahasa Indonesia, "Kamu mau ngapain jumpa Britney, Ton?"

Tono replied in English, "Mr. Nurman, why should you speak bahasa? We should speak English here."

I said, "No, kita ini orang Indonesia, ngapain ngomong bahasa Inggris?"

Tono said, "Come on, Mr. Nurman, English is the international language, by the way, when will you take me there to meet Britney Spears?"

I didn't respond. I looked into his eyes. He turned pale.

Suddenly there's a knock at the door. "... Anybody home!"

"That must be Britney Spears," Tono exclaimed!

Tono was contented, but I was not.

You know what? As I rushed to the back door, I hummed to ease my mind in case those loan sharks might come back and threaten me, ".... where are you Britney? Kamu ada di mana, mbakyu? Tono is looking for you ....By the way, my I borrow your money?"

Ironically, these moneylenders who potentially harm people--and once nearly broke up my marriage life-- in most of rural areas of Indonesia, why should the government care about?