Thursday, October 14, 2010

Britney Spears

Check out these questions:You know Britney? But, Britney Spears, Britney who?

Now focus. Who are we talking about here, Britney Spears or Britney Tampubolon? Britney Spears is no doubt a famous celebrity. She is a great singer as well as stage performer. Britney Tampubolon is the one may come from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. She may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and I haven't seen them, either.

But they came to my dream last night asking about a tickling thing. Britney Spears wondered if she could turn to Britney Tampubolon and be allowed to plow in the ricefield, and Britney Tampubolon was eager to be Britney Spears, for she had a dream of being famous and thereby she could travel around the world.

Before I could give any comments, a knock at the door suddenly distracted me. It took me by surprise then, standing in line before me, were girls named Britney. They wanted to see Britney Spears. Britney Winfred, Britney Stallone, Britney Hilton, Britney Lohan, Britney Bieber, Britney Bachchan, Britney Bin Laden and the like.

I really wanted to tell them something, but they seemed to be able to read my mind and said together the word I wanted to say,

"TOO MUCH BRITNEY WILL KILL YOU!"

Celebrities to jostle for the train!

It is a tickling or ticklish story, you judge it.

You may never know that Juila Roberts, Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Lopez were upset and in the sulks that day. They found it was silly that the train to take them to a film shooting location was delayed. The film entitled To Tickle Ticklish Camel directed by a ticking Indonesian director who told me not to put his name here, was about the tough girls who feel tickled anytime they hear the sound of the train. The film is due to release 2020 or thereabouts. The Hollywood celebrities were far away from home, here they were in Pasar Minggu train station, Jakarta.

Just a mile away from there, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga questioned as to why they had to join the dangdut singer to perform on the platform of Pasar Minggu train station, Jakarta. But the director only said, "you'll get used to it. "You know, as to Dangdut music, even Eminem doesn't have to feel tickled to listen to it, even though the songs are sung by a dangdut superstar like Rhoma Irama. How about Britney Spears in an amusing or tickling way, sing it? Will it be a tickling gossip?

In the meantime, Roger More and Pierce Brosnan who had once been considered tickling celebrities by the director recalled the day when they had been in Pasar Minggu train station and done an amusing thing. As the train had been overcrowded there, they had felt crazily tickled to climb onto the top of this electrical commuter economy train, joining some other daredevils up there only to get a space. Two James Bonds wouldn't have risked their life by tickling each other, right? It"s not recommended at all. Seemingly, this is the case, they never want to take the train in Indonesia anymore. But, to tell the truth, have they?

By the time this post is being written, those celebrities mentioned above have not contacted me yet to tickle themselves in a tickling story about them and the train. Tickling celebrities or ticklish ones are in the air to tickle your fancy if you really want to tickle your own fancy by reading this silly story.

You're free to judge!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

George Michael released from jail, never intends to tickle you

George Michael has regained his freedom but has no intention at all to tickle your fancy. He feels the fresh air out there now but never wants to go to Internet cafe to make a new post about him and his bad luck and put it on a blog. Even though websites and weblogs are talking about him, he hesitates to write about them in return. You know why? Of course, he has nothing to do with them!

The wayward singer was released from jail Monday after the domestic cocks crowed and spiders have just finished setting a new web somewhere. He walked and walked and walked to make sure he would be accostumed to this after losing his driver's license for five years.

Michael thanked those who appreciated his decision to not write about his own plight on the Internet. But as he might try to refrain from alcohol, instead, amazingly that day he heard the response coming from the surface of the street.

"Your welcome!"

What does it mean?

Funny Picture?

What is a funny picture? It is the one to make you laugh, to tickle your funny bone? Sure it is. Funny picture is created by a creative hand and it is not intended for a research or scientific study.

A tickling picture is funny. A funny picture is tickling. A funny and tickling picture is part of entertainment of the world. Unlike tickling celebrities like Jim Carrey, Eddy Murphy, Bill Cosby or Rowan Atkinson, funny picture doesn't have soul which enable it to interact with people and expresses any witty remarks and pal around. It is quiet, motionless, speechless but surely, it tells about anything amusing. it creates laughter if is "seriously" made, but, however, a slight smile is not bad.

The perceiption of funny picture varies. What you think as funny, to me, it maybe not. What makes me laugh to death, to you may be it is silly.

What do you think about funny or tickling pictures of celebrities? Is it funny if Justin Bieber's face resembles Oprah Winfrey's? Paris Hilton's is like Mike Tyson's or Bruno Mars' look like Lady Gaga's. Whatever it is, on the Internet you might easily find such like.

What is a funny picture to those having no sense of humor? Forget it. One thing for sure, funny picture is not funny in theory. Do you agree with that Robocop? Wow! What a nice hairdo?

Do you think it is funny imagining it?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Stan Lee joins blogger to create new tickling blog?

A tickling blogger is helping to encourage Stan Lee to create a series of tickling comic about a tickling blog and a tickling blogger. "No, you're lying," Stan Lee says when he comes across the tickling blog writing about him.

He skips it, shuts the computer down and goes to bed. But things go banana later somewhere in his dream. He wants to skip it but he can't. Here, he is helping to encourage a blogger to create a series of tickling blog about a tickling comic and a comic maker. "No, you're lying." But the blogger doesn't shut the computer and neither does he go to bed. By the way, who says that word?

Is it that important?

Quotation

What is a quotation?

According to Sandra Bull Dock, quotation is not the same as that of the scripts she had to remember when she starred in Speedy years ago and despite the film is not a tickling history, it doesn't give quotation of life. Don't ask her. She's busy.

Don't ask what a quotation is when Justin Bieber is singing and Eminem is rapping. Justin Bieber doesn't care about a tickling quotation about a tickling blog, if there is one on the Internet and neither does Eminem. Quotation to them is far away from what is so called stage performance.

Quotation is inspiring, the thing to urge man to muse about life. A tickling quotation is not for those confused by Mr. Bean "horrible" face rather than laugh at it. Tickling quotation over celebrities is something which is fun to read. But someone nearing death will never think of finding a quotation to save his life.

According to Cambridge Learner's Dictionary, quotation is phrase, a sentence or phrase that is taken out of a book, poem, or play a quotation from Shakespeare/the Bible. But according to Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, quotation is nukilan. What is nukilan? Here, only Google translate can answer, but what language? Homework for you!

Denise Richards writing tickling memoir?

Denise Richards is writing a tickling memoir supported by a tickling blogger who has a tickling blog?

The tickling blogger is presumed to have already written about other tickling celebrities on a steady tickling blog. Amusing themes like Tickling Cinderella, can she tickle Milke Tyson? Justin Bieber to tickle Lady Gaga or Tickling Britney Spears VS Jet Li, are the silly things to tickle your funny bone. To find out where they belong to on the list of tickling blogs should not be homework for you to do. Of course, in real life you can't tickle Justin Bieber and he might not want to tickle you. He doesn't even care when you ask him, have you read about tickling Cinderella on this tickling blog? Or about how about you yourself, Justin, agree with the title Justin Bieber to tickle your serious bone? Or this tickling rich man Donald Trump, Donald Trump to tickle Mike Tyson and My Tyson to tickle Paris Hilton? These tickling ideas won't capture his attention at all.

Indeed, tickling things when they sound ridiculous don't make a memoir. Denise Richards doesn't have to tickle you by her memoir to-be. One thing for sure, she's not a tickling blogger herself, or is she?

Ask her.

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