Ricky Martin to be blamed for volcano eruption?

Europe has to sing a sad song due to its volcano's eruption. All flights have to delay their schedule unless they risk their own safety. Only a fool who would resort to doing such a stupid thing.
An idle pilot went to a seer to find out what's really going on with nature recently. First the seer listened very carefully to the pilot. Then he started to giggle.
"What seems so funny?" asked the pilot.
"Nothing. It's just part of different side of life," said the seer.
"I don't get it!"
"Tickle yourself, buddy."
"What do you mean?"
"Several months ago, Ricky Martin, along with his charming guru climbed up the mountain for meditation. You know, Ricky was eager to find an answer whether he was a gay or no. But, it's very cold up there and Ricky was so irresistible and so was the guru. Soon when they got closer, the volcano started to shake and ...
"Wait, wait a sec ... What are you exactly?" interrupted the pilot.
"You don't know me? I'm a blogger!"

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Ricky Martin to fight against homosexuality

Mr. Martin knew the risk. He'd better die than surrender to a group of gays named tickling dude whose members crazy about him.
Mr. Martin realized his heartthrob image could put him into difficult situations, somehow, starting.from flirt papparazy to heterosexual butchers. He had long been thinking about an effective way of abuse prevention. Once a guru advised him to go on a meditation on Mt. Semeru, Java. The spiritual master believed by doing so, Mr. La vida loka would gain a uniquely spritiual experience and this would also kept him away from evil.
The guru, known as no-tickling alien, intensively persuaded him to do so. However, doubtful Ricky thought it was not a good idea. Then he lost contact with this well-built charming man.
Ricky kept tryng to attack the abuse done by the passioanate tickling dude through his dream.
Night and day, he prayed to God for protection of being tickled by homosexuality.
Once he was fed up with his routine and decided to contact the guru.
"So, you changed your mind, huh?" asked no-tickling alien.
'All right, so what should I prepare?"
"I'll tell you what later."
The day when they were off for a holy mission, the guru turned out to have just been through one of Kamasutra chapters the night before.
It was not reported whetherMr. Martin was serious to combat his own desire or no.

Tickling passenger to jostle for a seat

Tickled by his own desire, a skinny passenger jumped on the train as the train was about to stop. He did it not do it from the platform, but from the other side, as he thought the platform was a tickling stage to get on the train. It didn't take a hard effort to jostle for a seat and now he was about to sleep. A train singer lulled him to a comfortable dream. Soon the train departured and he met a tickling Britney Spears there. Tickling? Yes it was a look-like Britney Spears pregnant woman who suddenly forced him to move his ass.
No tickling grumble, man ... The train was indeed not a tickling transport.

Tickling quotable quotes to put blame on blogger!

Having a tickling family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. Martin Mull’s quote published by a funny blog named tickled, tickling to tickle your fancy.

But , “excuse me, I didn’t say tickling here!”

He searches the blogs and finds one to cope with stress and he protests the blogger.

“It’s funny; my hand’s tickled to write tickling, even hundred times. Please accept my apology,” replies the blogger, known as anonymous.

Mr. Mull is not alone. Bill Cosby who once said, “human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home,” is irritated that his quote was put like this instead: Tickling human beings are the only funny creatures on earth that allow the children to come back home to cope with stress and to tickle your fancy.

And Denzel Washington has to believe this; his quote was published: tickling is just a way of making a living; it is the way to cope with stress: the funny family is life.

Martin Mull, Bill Cosby and Denzel Washington come to the blogger’s house as they are invited by him. To their amusement and surprise, the blogger turns out to be none other than Mr. Robocob!

“Nuts!”

A kid statue named Obama?

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 Associated Press reports: Fidel Castro, who ceded power to his younger brother in February 2008, at first praised Obama, even supporting his winning of the Nobel Peace Prize. But the elder Castro wrote last week that Obama “friendly smile and African-American face” are hiding Washington sinister intentions for Latin America.

And only yesterday the recently erected Obama’s statue in Jakarta turned weird. His friendly smile and African-American face could not been seen enlightening the park anymore. The figure depicting a kid whispered a mangled English—popular in the city now—to an ignorant passerby, “Ai lup yu pul” (I Love you full)

The man addressed did not hear it; looking round, instead he just said calmly, “Wait a minute. It reminds me of someone. A boy died of a student brawl!”

Spontaneously, he looked up at the statue in a full amazement!

“What a waste of money!”

2012 lets Obama down

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There’s a recorded voice of Obama somewhere, “At the end of the day, the success of this operation will be determined in the minds of the Afghan people.”

The voice keeps echoing in the air: “It’s not the number of people you kill; it’s the number of people you convince. It’s the number of people that don’t get killed. It’s the number of houses that are not destroyed. It’s the number of children that do get to go to school. And as we increase our force numbers, we also increase our force capability because we understand that better.”

It’s dark everywhere and nature has already calmed down and Obama’s voice’s heard again, “I think it is going to make a huge difference. I think we’ll be in great shape.”

To nobody curiosity, the voice’s fading changed by a dying quietness. No body around, no living things to breath around the debris. It’s 2012! What a prediction an uncle Sam’s filmmaker has made!

Barack Obama puzzled by scavenger or Spiderman?

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Barack Obama puzzled by scavenger or Spiderman?

The President of the United States, Barack Obama who used to live in Jakarta and now has already sent his troops to Afghanistan, has never been told that Peter Parker who came to the capital of Indonesia last week is covering the Bank Century case which now has become byword of the country.

Peter was standing on garbage clogging the Manggarai sluice gate in South Jakarta this December 1st, driving curiosity among passersby.

“Hey, what’re you doing there? It’s the city authorities’ concern not yours,” somebody cried out at him.

“This has occurred for decades!” the man kept shouting.

Peter didn’t respond. To his surprise, the man talking to him pointed a stick at him. And as Peter stared at him, he became restless and offended. Quickly he let out a mobile phone of his pocket and started to call Obama.

“Mr. President, you’re not going to believe this,” he whispered. “An Afghanistan rebel is here, scavenging up there!”

Unfortunately, the line was engaged soon. Several minutes later, there came an SMS saying, “So who’s the guy in red and blue crawling on our jet plane?”

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