Ricky Martin to fight against homosexuality

Mr. Martin knew the risk. He'd better die than surrender to a group of gays named tickling dude whose members crazy about him.
Mr. Martin realized his heartthrob image could put him into difficult situations, somehow, starting.from flirt papparazy to heterosexual butchers. He had long been thinking about an effective way of abuse prevention. Once a guru advised him to go on a meditation on Mt. Semeru, Java. The spiritual master believed by doing so, Mr. La vida loka would gain a uniquely spritiual experience and this would also kept him away from evil.
The guru, known as no-tickling alien, intensively persuaded him to do so. However, doubtful Ricky thought it was not a good idea. Then he lost contact with this well-built charming man.
Ricky kept tryng to attack the abuse done by the passioanate tickling dude through his dream.
Night and day, he prayed to God for protection of being tickled by homosexuality.
Once he was fed up with his routine and decided to contact the guru.
"So, you changed your mind, huh?" asked no-tickling alien.
'All right, so what should I prepare?"
"I'll tell you what later."
The day when they were off for a holy mission, the guru turned out to have just been through one of Kamasutra chapters the night before.
It was not reported whetherMr. Martin was serious to combat his own desire or no.