Ricky Martin to be blamed for volcano eruption?

Europe has to sing a sad song due to its volcano's eruption. All flights have to delay their schedule unless they risk their own safety. Only a fool who would resort to doing such a stupid thing.
An idle pilot went to a seer to find out what's really going on with nature recently. First the seer listened very carefully to the pilot. Then he started to giggle.
"What seems so funny?" asked the pilot.
"Nothing. It's just part of different side of life," said the seer.
"I don't get it!"
"Tickle yourself, buddy."
"What do you mean?"
"Several months ago, Ricky Martin, along with his charming guru climbed up the mountain for meditation. You know, Ricky was eager to find an answer whether he was a gay or no. But, it's very cold up there and Ricky was so irresistible and so was the guru. Soon when they got closer, the volcano started to shake and ...
"Wait, wait a sec ... What are you exactly?" interrupted the pilot.
"You don't know me? I'm a blogger!"

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