Tickling passenger to jostle for a seat

Tickled by his own desire, a skinny passenger jumped on the train as the train was about to stop. He did it not do it from the platform, but from the other side, as he thought the platform was a tickling stage to get on the train. It didn't take a hard effort to jostle for a seat and now he was about to sleep. A train singer lulled him to a comfortable dream. Soon the train departured and he met a tickling Britney Spears there. Tickling? Yes it was a look-like Britney Spears pregnant woman who suddenly forced him to move his ass.
No tickling grumble, man ... The train was indeed not a tickling transport.

Tickling quotable quotes to put blame on blogger!

Having a tickling family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. Martin Mull’s quote published by a funny blog named tickled, tickling to tickle your fancy.

But , “excuse me, I didn’t say tickling here!”

He searches the blogs and finds one to cope with stress and he protests the blogger.

“It’s funny; my hand’s tickled to write tickling, even hundred times. Please accept my apology,” replies the blogger, known as anonymous.

Mr. Mull is not alone. Bill Cosby who once said, “human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home,” is irritated that his quote was put like this instead: Tickling human beings are the only funny creatures on earth that allow the children to come back home to cope with stress and to tickle your fancy.

And Denzel Washington has to believe this; his quote was published: tickling is just a way of making a living; it is the way to cope with stress: the funny family is life.

Martin Mull, Bill Cosby and Denzel Washington come to the blogger’s house as they are invited by him. To their amusement and surprise, the blogger turns out to be none other than Mr. Robocob!

“Nuts!”

A kid statue named Obama?

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 Associated Press reports: Fidel Castro, who ceded power to his younger brother in February 2008, at first praised Obama, even supporting his winning of the Nobel Peace Prize. But the elder Castro wrote last week that Obama “friendly smile and African-American face” are hiding Washington sinister intentions for Latin America.

And only yesterday the recently erected Obama’s statue in Jakarta turned weird. His friendly smile and African-American face could not been seen enlightening the park anymore. The figure depicting a kid whispered a mangled English—popular in the city now—to an ignorant passerby, “Ai lup yu pul” (I Love you full)

The man addressed did not hear it; looking round, instead he just said calmly, “Wait a minute. It reminds me of someone. A boy died of a student brawl!”

Spontaneously, he looked up at the statue in a full amazement!

“What a waste of money!”

2012 lets Obama down

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There’s a recorded voice of Obama somewhere, “At the end of the day, the success of this operation will be determined in the minds of the Afghan people.”

The voice keeps echoing in the air: “It’s not the number of people you kill; it’s the number of people you convince. It’s the number of people that don’t get killed. It’s the number of houses that are not destroyed. It’s the number of children that do get to go to school. And as we increase our force numbers, we also increase our force capability because we understand that better.”

It’s dark everywhere and nature has already calmed down and Obama’s voice’s heard again, “I think it is going to make a huge difference. I think we’ll be in great shape.”

To nobody curiosity, the voice’s fading changed by a dying quietness. No body around, no living things to breath around the debris. It’s 2012! What a prediction an uncle Sam’s filmmaker has made!

Barack Obama puzzled by scavenger or Spiderman?

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Barack Obama puzzled by scavenger or Spiderman?

The President of the United States, Barack Obama who used to live in Jakarta and now has already sent his troops to Afghanistan, has never been told that Peter Parker who came to the capital of Indonesia last week is covering the Bank Century case which now has become byword of the country.

Peter was standing on garbage clogging the Manggarai sluice gate in South Jakarta this December 1st, driving curiosity among passersby.

“Hey, what’re you doing there? It’s the city authorities’ concern not yours,” somebody cried out at him.

“This has occurred for decades!” the man kept shouting.

Peter didn’t respond. To his surprise, the man talking to him pointed a stick at him. And as Peter stared at him, he became restless and offended. Quickly he let out a mobile phone of his pocket and started to call Obama.

“Mr. President, you’re not going to believe this,” he whispered. “An Afghanistan rebel is here, scavenging up there!”

Unfortunately, the line was engaged soon. Several minutes later, there came an SMS saying, “So who’s the guy in red and blue crawling on our jet plane?”

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Beyonce to show off her shoulders and knees in Malaysia

Beyonce Knowles sped up her spacecraft. Behind, protesters threatening to disrupt the concert because of her sexy image, tracked her in a space shuttle called Culture n Religion.

“We are not against entertainment as long as it is within in the framework of our culture and our religion,” a warning kept echoing in the sky, heard from Malaysia to the North Pole. “We are against Western sexy performances. We don’t think our people need that.”

Knowles had said on her website before that she would take the stage at a stadium in Kuala Lumpur on Oct. 25. The Jakarta post reports, Knowles canceled a planned concert two years ago following protest threats. At the time her talent agency said the show was called off due to a scheduling conflict.

“Should I come back to Indonesia? It has less stringent rules about how performers should behave,” she said to herself.

But she was too exhausted to continue her voyage and decided to stop by the moon. She was running out of mineral water.

“Wait, recent news—the moon is not the dry, dull place it seems,” she said to herself again. Traces of water lurk in the dirt unseen. Yes, water! There must be water somewhere around here.”

Quickly, she got off the spacecraft and started to search for water. Behind those people kept chasing her crazily. She ran and ran and ran. They yelled and yelled and yelled. She nearly fainted, when, to her surprise, how come, they competed each other for her autograph!

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Funny blog: great inspirations!

Their lives have changed amazingly! Here, two distinguished persons talk about who has inspired them most.

Charlie Funtoblog on his father, Martin Nicetoblog.

My father, a funny blogger, is my hero. He once told me, “If you can’t make a funny blog, make a tickling blog,” and I’ve never forgotten that. He is my best friend, and my motivator, and my most loyal ally. I wish everyone had at least one person who inspires him or her the way my father inspires me. Now, every night and day I think on newer funny posts and another improved funny blog.

Blogmaker Tarzan Van Cliff on comic creator Stood Lee

I started blogging when I was two or three years old and I got heavily into Funny Blog when I was about five. My favorite character was always Germ-man learns to blog a funny blog and I started creating my own comic characters under the influence of Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy. Back in 1989, I came out with my own tickling blog and some funny bloggers said that my blog was not funny. I didn’t care. I created more and more funny blogs! I was excited when comic creator Stood Lee wrote to me and said that he liked my blog. Whereas my blog was nothing; it’s only about germ to demolish your body!

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