Angelina Jolie, Indonesia and corrupter

Angelina Jolie advises critics not to jump the gun and sell it as everybody knows it is a dangerous stuff. What does it mean?

Forget about this distraction, she's talking about a love story currently shooting in Hungary. You bet, if asked when she will visit Indonesia and learn how to create batik, Not only her, but even her spouse Brad Pitt might say, "what are you talking about?"

Have you known the latest film of Angelina Jolie, the film's love story concerned a Serbian rapist and his Muslim captive? If you say that day she hesitated to talk further about the film, rather she enjoyed sewing this is really a weird gossip!

Jolie, who serves as a United Nations High Commissioner of Refugees goodwill ambassador, reportedly contacted the people in West Java, Indonesia, as she also wants to learn how to dance Jaipongan well, but I'm not sure where this source of information from.

She further said, "There are many things I want to do in life, but coming in Indonesia and learning how to dance, this is a ridiculous thing to do ."

Don't listen to this fake comment; she never said that.

"But I'd like to come to Indonesia if only one or two corrupters has already been hung!"

Shh ... who says that?

Clint Eastwood, Hereafter and Telepathy

No tickling face should be there when it comes to hereafter discussion, you may ponder mortality with it. Clint Eastwood with his Hereafter forces us to muse about spiritual things.

But I'm not sure if Mr. Eastwood would like to contemplate with me by the seashore and we then talk about Tsunami in Aceh. His film could be an interesting topic to discuss about. I used to live in Aceh when I was only a toddler, but I didn't remember anything during my stay that age.

As Mr. Eastwood turned 80, he seems to know quite well how to prepare everything to welcome the hereafter. I don't know and I want to know from him myself. But there was no response as he didn't know me when I tried to send him the message through telepathy. I was wondering if my skill worked, so I tried to yell the same message through the hillside to get response in echo.

As I thought so, the response was, "You are lying ... ing ... ing!

Talking about lying, which one is the real tickling news below!

Clint Eastwood and Britney fast in Ramadan month?

Clint Eastwood and Justin Bieber plan to sing together someday

Clint Eastwood and Christopher Hitchens play hide and seek

Clint Eastwood and Oprah learn how to swim

Clint Eastwood wants Juliette Lewis to tickle him

Clint Eastwood and Denise Richards join in a soccer club

Clint Eastwood and Julia Roberts are fond of playing chess until late at night

English is not my mother tongue, I really appreciate any tickling comments and I will be learning to tickle your fancy with any tickling response, thanks

Julia Roberts loves to eat and pray

Eat, pray, love, which one should Julia Roberts do first before watching the film Eat Pray Love herself? I'm sure, she will pray before eating and love to eat after praying.

It's an honor for me that Bali has become one of the shooting locations of Eat Pray Love as I live in the country to where the province belong. However, when I prayed to God if I could eat together with Ms. Roberts in Bali last year, Julia might not recognize me and never would like to urge me to love how to pray in a proper manner before eating. She loves to pray before eating, I guess.

However, It took me by surprise that two days ago Julia invited me to have dinner with her. I wondered how she could change her mind? She said that warteg was probably a nice place to share the idea while having dinner.Of course, I found it silly. Everybody in Indonesia knows warteg is a typical food stall or restaurant for the middle class below. Gee, it took me by surprise again, only yesterday she sent me another SMS: Stop daydreaming, are you sure you you really want to treat me?

Ops, that's the fatty Julia, my neighbor!

Talking more about Julia Roberts, which one you find so weird below!

Julia Roberts and Britney fast in Ramadan month?

Julia Roberts  and Justin Bieber plan to sing together someday

Julia Roberts  and Christopher Hitchens play hide and seek

Julia Roberts  and Oprah learn how to swim

Julia Roberts  wants Juliette Lewis to tickle her every morning

Julia Roberts  and Denise Richards join in a soccer club

Julia Roberts  and her twin are fond of playing chess until late at night

Kim Hee-chul to tickle followers on Twitter?

Popular South Korean singer attracts teens' attention as he learns to tickle everybody's fancy? Girls, Kim Hee-chul is stealing your heart away with jokes besides singing!

Is that the hot celebrity news or a mere gossip? And especially on Twitter, he laughs a lot. He even laughs without any reason. How can it be? According to one of his followers, that's because he fails to tickle his fans' fancy, instead he himself is forced to tickle himself--confusing?

According to another follower, he fails to follow this girl offline, as the girl was in a hurry to have a movement to the rest room downtown. The other one says he can't stop laughing watching Indonesian's comedy show on TV. What's so funny, anyway? Korean-Indonesian, totally different language. How can it be understood?

Forget it. Welcome to the world of tickling, young man. Ready or no, you're going to be tickled in the blogesphere!

Britney Spears

Check out these questions:You know Britney? But, Britney Spears, Britney who?

Now focus. Who are we talking about here, Britney Spears or Britney Tampubolon? Britney Spears is no doubt a famous celebrity. She is a great singer as well as stage performer. Britney Tampubolon is the one may come from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. She may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and I haven't seen them, either.

But they came to my dream last night asking about a tickling thing. Britney Spears wondered if she could turn to Britney Tampubolon and be allowed to plow in the ricefield, and Britney Tampubolon was eager to be Britney Spears, for she had a dream of being famous and thereby she could travel around the world.

Before I could give any comments, a knock at the door suddenly distracted me. It took me by surprise then, standing in line before me, were girls named Britney. They wanted to see Britney Spears. Britney Winfred, Britney Stallone, Britney Hilton, Britney Lohan, Britney Bieber, Britney Bachchan, Britney Bin Laden and the like.

I really wanted to tell them something, but they seemed to be able to read my mind and said together the word I wanted to say,

"TOO MUCH BRITNEY WILL KILL YOU!"

Celebrities to jostle for the train!

It is a tickling or ticklish story, you judge it.

You may never know that Juila Roberts, Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Lopez were upset and in the sulks that day. They found it was silly that the train to take them to a film shooting location was delayed. The film entitled To Tickle Ticklish Camel directed by a ticking Indonesian director who told me not to put his name here, was about the tough girls who feel tickled anytime they hear the sound of the train. The film is due to release 2020 or thereabouts. The Hollywood celebrities were far away from home, here they were in Pasar Minggu train station, Jakarta.

Just a mile away from there, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga questioned as to why they had to join the dangdut singer to perform on the platform of Pasar Minggu train station, Jakarta. But the director only said, "you'll get used to it. "You know, as to Dangdut music, even Eminem doesn't have to feel tickled to listen to it, even though the songs are sung by a dangdut superstar like Rhoma Irama. How about Britney Spears in an amusing or tickling way, sing it? Will it be a tickling gossip?

In the meantime, Roger More and Pierce Brosnan who had once been considered tickling celebrities by the director recalled the day when they had been in Pasar Minggu train station and done an amusing thing. As the train had been overcrowded there, they had felt crazily tickled to climb onto the top of this electrical commuter economy train, joining some other daredevils up there only to get a space. Two James Bonds wouldn't have risked their life by tickling each other, right? It"s not recommended at all. Seemingly, this is the case, they never want to take the train in Indonesia anymore. But, to tell the truth, have they?

By the time this post is being written, those celebrities mentioned above have not contacted me yet to tickle themselves in a tickling story about them and the train. Tickling celebrities or ticklish ones are in the air to tickle your fancy if you really want to tickle your own fancy by reading this silly story.

You're free to judge!

George Michael released from jail, never intends to tickle you

George Michael has regained his freedom but has no intention at all to tickle your fancy. He feels the fresh air out there now but never wants to go to Internet cafe to make a new post about him and his bad luck and put it on a blog. Even though websites and weblogs are talking about him, he hesitates to write about them in return. You know why? Of course, he has nothing to do with them!

The wayward singer was released from jail Monday after the domestic cocks crowed and spiders have just finished setting a new web somewhere. He walked and walked and walked to make sure he would be accostumed to this after losing his driver's license for five years.

Michael thanked those who appreciated his decision to not write about his own plight on the Internet. But as he might try to refrain from alcohol, instead, amazingly that day he heard the response coming from the surface of the street.

"Your welcome!"

What does it mean?