Rod Steward, Indonesia and the hit

What's the best hit of Rod Stewart when he performed in Jakarta, Indonesia recently? It's not "Alamat palsu" or "Alay." The fans will answer variably, off course.

No doubt, it was a nostalgia-filled experience for fans of British superstar Rod Stewart. Jakarta welcomed him gaily. During his concert,“Rod Stewart: The Hits,”on Tuesday night at Plenary Hall in the Jakarta Convention Center, Stewart never talked about an accident happening around Tugu Tani, downtown, recently which has taken 9 lives of innocent pedestrians.

The 67-year-old still has nothing to do with it. He kept singing and singing until, suddenly to everyone unawareness, one of the 2,400-strong audience cried.

He opened with “Love Train,” taken from his 2009 album “Soulbook,” and this man kept crying. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw.

All of a sudden the music stopped and the man flew high to sky approaching Mr. Steward. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw. Rod took a deep breath and didn't see the man standing beside him. The superstar said nothing. The man, instead said, "Oh come on, Mr. Nurman stop this nonsense!"

Kate Moss

Kate Moss won't join twitter? Why? Because she is one of the most famous women in the world? See the name: Moss, it's close to famoss (famous). Lol. Off course, that's not true. No tickling thing there to tell the story about.

"No. I couldn't swim while I want to swim, because people kept twitting me and asking me to teach them English." Is this her statement?

No, here is the truth:

"No. I couldn't think of anything worse than people knowing what I'm doing all the time. I just don't understand it. I don't get it at all. Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing. I don't want people to know anything!" she laughed in an interview with British newspaper The Times.

The 38-year-old star wishes she was anonymous from time to time. And to help her make it true, we need to support her, give her the media, maybe a special room for reflection or meditation and .... What?! This silly!

And we hope she was to be reborn to put down here as another tickling story. Lol.

"Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing," remember, she said this--it's privacy; it's not Casper's statement.

Tickle story?

It's weird. Can you tickle a story? Instead, a story will tickle you. But if you would give it a try, just do it.

Okay, first tickle the story of Obama: “We're looking forward to hearing from [President Obama] about what's ahead in the coming year. Our teams and new volunteers are opening up their offices and their homes to experience this moment in history together ..." There is nothing tickling here and written above is not a story. Hmm...

Or tickle the story of Katy Perry: You knew Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia recently? Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and .... It doesn't laugh. The story cannot be tickled!

So, how to tickle a story? There's nothing that we can do. Just let the words tickle themselves. Each time they tickle each other, the comma will tickle the full stop, the full stop will tickle the paragraph and the paragraph will tickle the passage.

If this won't make a tickling story don't see me on the first page of google.

Watch my video who might tickle your fancy:

Tickle Indonesian leader, do you dare?

Is it a tickling story? Tickling article? Or whatever ... you may drop by to tickle or to be tickled..

Wanted: Indonesian leader!

Indonesia ahead needs a leader who is able to listen to people and understand the meaning of mandatory. If he is a Muslim not only must he believe there is hell and heaven before he steps forward for power, but he needs a cleric to make sure of it. He is supposed to frequently read or recite the Quran himself, especially when it comes to the ayah of hell torture for the mandatory traitor.

So, if you think you are the right person, please review the requirements below before you make decision

• No image-building oriented
• Not governed by the system, he controls it instead
• No rhetorical statements over corruption but he himself is the corruption buster
• No demand for standard facilities
• No outsider’s interest and share
• No discrimination of law, must be willing to be punished if he breaks his promise

And the last ...

• No wonder that you WITHDRAW!

Katy Perry

Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia?

Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and then will visit me to share her tickling stories?"

Don't yell, "Come on ..."

Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (born October 25, 1984), better known by her stage name of Katy Perry, is not an amateur singer who sings melancholic song of dangdut--this kind of genre popular in Indonesia. Born in Santa Barbara, California, and raised by Christian pastor parents, Perry grew up listening to only gospel music and sang in her local church as a child. About this, she never told me in private due to continental long distance's problem.

She might have been in Jakarta by the time I'm writing this. Again, why didn't the promoters tell me about it? If they did, I would beg SOPA to stop their action to disturb our online activities, right? What is SOPA anyway? They are bad news for bloggers, artists and whoever having business on the Internet.

What do you think Mr. Promoter? Why do you think, Katy? What do you think Mr. Pirate? Whoops ....
Pirate?

Well, welcome to Indonesia, dear ...

SOPA, a tickling story?

We are not talking about SOPA as a protection against indecency. This is serious problem. No tickling nonsense. What is SOPA? The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) is a law (bill) of the United States proposed in 2011 to fight online trafficking in copyrighted intellectual property and counterfeit goods.

Here we are stressing on proposals which include barring advertising networks, not the ones referring to marital. But if you want to get married soon, better propose your spouse in a good manner, because who knows soon you'll get a maximum penalty of five years in prison initiated by SOPA.

That is because you don't know the meaning of barring search engines from linking to the sites. You become a newborn criminal and with you there are million people will follow.

User-content websites such as YouTube would be greatly affected, and concern has been expressed that they may be shut down if the bill becomes law. This means you can no longer become a couch potato, an artist a writer, and a copier.

Read more: Opponents state the legislation would enable law enforcement to remove an entire internet domain due to something posted on a single blog, arguing that an entire online community could be punished for the actions of a tiny minority. In a 1998 law, copyright owners are required to request the site to remove the infringing material within a certain amount of time. SOPA would bypass this "safe harbor" provision by placing the responsibility for detecting and policing infringement onto the site itself. (Wikipedia)

Good news, right? Maybe you have the same opinion as mine. How to tickle SOPA with tickling stories available on the internet, including the ones from this blog so that they may remember that the world is inhibited by human beings not robots or aliens.

Arnold Schwarzenegger not to tickle his own story

Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, putting themselves to the world's spotlight.

No tickling story, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion, Arnold must not show his muscle to her anymore. Whoops .. Is it true? Bodybuilding is great, but apart from this matter, off course, this statement is not to take seriously, especially by those having lack sense of humor.

Read my true story?

Shriver has been residing apart from the actor-turned-politician for the last few weeks but is not writing a tickling story about her marital failure. The couple confirmed the separation without anybody offering them money to put down their story to a blog, and about when that was, you may browse it on the Internet.

Meanwhile asking Mr. Schwarzenegger to read this tickling article is not recommended. Any compulsion will bring you nothing except only giving you a black eye.

Kristen Steward, Robert Pattinson, what celebrities!

Remember my posting about Robert Pattinson having a new bike and Kristen Steward washing her hair? Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either. That's a silly article, isn't it?

Now again, as Kristen went to the park, Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind.

Did they use to be together starring in a horror movie? Absolutely yes. Are they now together? You bet.

A tickling question now is, is it a good idea not thinking about being a vampire when you are in a bad mood if you happen to be their fans?

Tickling English

Are you a linguist? Test your skill here. Find what’s wrong with the following statements

Computations means simple aeronautics

Synonyms are words that have the same blessing

Negatives are negations of affirmative repayment

Comparatives are comparisons of two or more hustle

Conditionals are statements of compulsions and imagined results

Concessions are statements of unbalanced results

Causals are statements of mouse of explosion

Chronological events are events that take time relationship to each mother

Place means the location where the conversation corrupted

Implied means suggested, but not cursed

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What is corruption?

What is corruption? (looking for comedy monologue 's script?) There's an awkward silence when your pets ignore this discussion. Corruption is obvious enough to make someone feels like Donald Trump. When you look at how business is practiced around the world, it's often not so clear what is corrupt and what is not. But it is very clear for the world to see how your feel when you’re broke or brokenhearted.

We don’t’ have to typically identify corruption with side payments, cronyism and nepotism if we still wet the bet. We may identify it with our grandfather’s mustache if we’re lost for words for this, mayn't we?

Corruption is activity that corrupts. It undermines the system in which it occurs. Because business systems can work very differently, different kinds of activity corrupt them. But when it comes to cooking ingredients you can slice corruption into three parts and together with a teaspoon of salt pour it into the pan and stir for around five minutes. Hey, what's all about?!

Want to know more about corruption? Visit Indonesia and ask politicians there the meaning of Katakan Tidak Pada Korupsi!

A tickling video about corruption:



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Newest Spider-man starred by Mr. who?

Spider-man will be back on screen. He will swing through and over the skyscrapers of the modern city. He will fight against criminals and crooks and when he is tired he will break his fasting even though it hasn't been sunset yet. Wait ..., Spider man is fasting in Ramadan month, come on ...

If Spider-man were a Muslim, it wouldn't be funny to see him praying in red and blue costume and using sarong in a mosque. Spider-man is a superhero who never wants his face to be seen around; therefore, for ablution before prayer, that's not recommended.

Forget it. So, who's behind the mask of the newest Spider-man on screen now? I tried to ask some kids around my neighborhood and their answered varied:

It could be Paijo, Supono or Tukijo!

Very funny, I'd better go to bed, for tomorrow I'll have to prepare my web..

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David Schwimmer’s violent film “Trust” loses ratings appeal, why?

Because, he didn’t fast first before making a movie, at least one or two days—kidding!

Seemingly “Trust” handed a restrictive “R” rating for “disturbing material involving the rape of a teen, language, sexual content and some violence”, has irritated Robocop. When he was on duty years ago he never caught a criminal raping teens using sexual content in the neighborhood.

It was important for the film be seen by teenagers, especially as cautionary tale, according to executive producer Avi Lerner. Unfortunately when this statement was stated, religious leaders were not there to support the producer as well as to ask him to join a religious dialog about such things.

That Schwimmer said that he would not modify the film in order to receive a lesser rating, this is absolutely his right to do so. He is not a young boy anymore and you don’t have to tell him what to do.
‘Fell on deaf ear’ for English learners—the beginners, is the new expression to learn. I may not recommend them to ask the meaning of this to David Schwimmer.

Good night, everyone

Emma Watson, Deathly Hallows and blogger!

The second part of Deathly Hallows which take place 19 years in the future will have Emma Watson again to star in.

But, bloggers find something different in her lately which might not match the cast. What that is, they just want to keep it a secret.

According to The Sun, make-up artists made the young stars look elderly rather than middle-aged as they went overboard with aging special effects.

But Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint - who all never want to moonlight as blogger, won't say that if a blogger wins the cast this will be the funniest and the most ridiculous rumor on earth.

Bosses haven't been laughing, though.

Bosses? How many bosses you have, guys? Three, four, thousands? Do they know about magic? Well, what're we talking about here?

Guys, can't wait for the movie to be released? Don't forget to tell Robocop that he needs entertainment too.

Obama's speech in University of Indonesia is questionable?

This morning on the way to work I saw a cordon of local police guarding Obama passing by the usually congested routes to the University of Indonesia in Depok. And soon when I arrived in the office, one of our local TV stations was preparing a live show for Barack Obama's speech.

Then on the podium Obama opened a speech by a small talk, "Pulang kampung, nih." (Well, I'm home now) followed by laughter--good start, good response from the audience! He continued by talking on various topics and when he jumbled it occasionally with bahasa Indonesia, again, a roar of amazement was heard.

Despite this, his speech drove many to question. "Is he real Obama?" "Why doesn't he speak bahasa?" "Is he selling a product?" Don't misunderstand me, that's what commercial breaks likely take effect on our life in Indonesia. Fake Obama turns out to be sold out everywhere!

Still his speech is questionable.

"Omong apa sih?"

"Kok pada ketawa."

"Pusing gua, kagak ngarti!"

See? Really, really questionable to those having a bad command of English.

Angelina Jolie, Indonesia and corrupter

Angelina Jolie advises critics not to jump the gun and sell it as everybody knows it is a dangerous stuff. What does it mean?

Forget about this distraction, she's talking about a love story currently shooting in Hungary. You bet, if asked when she will visit Indonesia and learn how to create batik, Not only her, but even her spouse Brad Pitt might say, "what are you talking about?"

Have you known the latest film of Angelina Jolie, the film's love story concerned a Serbian rapist and his Muslim captive? If you say that day she hesitated to talk further about the film, rather she enjoyed sewing this is really a weird gossip!

Jolie, who serves as a United Nations High Commissioner of Refugees goodwill ambassador, reportedly contacted the people in West Java, Indonesia, as she also wants to learn how to dance Jaipongan well, but I'm not sure where this source of information from.

She further said, "There are many things I want to do in life, but coming in Indonesia and learning how to dance, this is a ridiculous thing to do ."

Don't listen to this fake comment; she never said that.

"But I'd like to come to Indonesia if only one or two corrupters has already been hung!"

Shh ... who says that?

Kim Hee-chul to tickle followers on Twitter?

Popular South Korean singer attracts teens' attention as he learns to tickle everybody's fancy? Girls, Kim Hee-chul is stealing your heart away with jokes besides singing!

Is that the hot celebrity news or a mere gossip? And especially on Twitter, he laughs a lot. He even laughs without any reason. How can it be? According to one of his followers, that's because he fails to tickle his fans' fancy, instead he himself is forced to tickle himself--confusing?

According to another follower, he fails to follow this girl offline, as the girl was in a hurry to have a movement to the rest room downtown. The other one says he can't stop laughing watching Indonesian's comedy show on TV. What's so funny, anyway? Korean-Indonesian, totally different language. How can it be understood?

Forget it. Welcome to the world of tickling, young man. Ready or no, you're going to be tickled in the blogesphere!

Eminem and Dangdut Song

Is Eminem one of the hip-hop stars? Eminem uses all types of four-letter words and adult topics in his music, and never sings dangdut song, let alone with the Indonesian King of Dangdut, Rhoma Irama. Music is part of his life and Rhoma Irama.thinks that way too.

But, world, do you know who Rhoma Irama is? Pay a visit to Indonesia, but sorry--it's rampant, prone to corruption all over the regions today.

In a preview released Friday (October 8) from his upcoming interview with a blogger, Em describes his household as a swearing-free zone but it is free from Dangdut song!

"I'm a parent; I have daughters. It's okay, if they want to sing with me all the time, but not dangdut. I'm afraid they wont' forget where they belong to and dance anytime they want, even on the street," Em told tickling blogger, Mr. Trilili.

"I'm not saying there's no tolerant in the music, there's much different between Rap and Dangdut," Em explained. "But this is music, this is my art and this is what I do."

Em has tried to create any tickling songs but we don't know yet, when they will be released, and of course, no dangdut singers all over Indonesia know abut it.

"Desire still exists, but I don't think it's fun to sing something you don't like to sing, you know, bringing the new atmosphere to the world is fun with rap, not with dangdut" he told the Anythingyousay Times in June.

"There was so much fun in the world, including writing parody."

Hmm, who said the latter? Who said all?

Actress Juliette Lewis injured in Califiornia and all bloggers feel sorry!

All bloggers feel sorry about it: Actress Juliette Lewis has been injured in a hit-and-run crash in Burbank, police said. But what can they do to entertain her? Nothing! Only one tickling blogger decides to entertain her. But nobody know where he's from..

That Wednesday night when a driver ran a stoplight, smashed into Lewis' vehicle and kept going, unfortunately this tickling blogger was not there, but he seemed to have a sixth sense, meaning he knew about it, but he couldn't tell.

The car was found a short distance away, and the blogger was asleep soundly at home by the time the accident happened.

Lewis complained of pain in her head, back and neck and some bruising. Actually, the blogger wanted to visit her in the hospital, but he cancelled it--he was not sure his presence there would be helpful.

And ... do you hear that? "Get out of here!"

Is that the yell of Juliette Lewis?

Paris Hilton to ignore 'ridiculous, cruel' rumors?

What can other say? You're suck? It's the end of the world? Or eat it!?

Paris Hilton doesn't have to put up with anything troubling her!

Banned from a hotel, separated from her boyfriend or cocaine found in her purse, all is like being pretending before the camera.

She is not on location now. She is somewhere in a place where she can tickle her own fancy. She is learning how to paint people tickling each other. But I don't know if she is also learning how to fast in Ramadan month. There are tickling creatures around her abstaining from alcohol. After finishing one work, she'll shake her body with them.

Here Paris Hilton doesn't have to avoid paparazzi, because this place is close to heavens. Nobody will be able to reach her, either by means of transports or by phone.

This morning she had breakfast with a huge of basket from heaven. I didn't join her because I was and am fasting. She said, "it's okay, Mr. Nurman, go on, tickle everybody's fancy. You don't have to babysit and lul me more. I'm okay."

I smiled and followed her suggestion. But, one thing for sure, I just wanted to do something that ...... That was how to get myself out of her dream?

We don't even know each other, do we, Ms. Hilton?

6 Crazy News Written By Stressful Blogger

Got some crazy news to cope with stress, Mr. Blogger?

Yes …

But Beware if you're not used to this weird humor, you get stressed, instead!

1. A tiring shadow was browsing on the internet and came across a funny blog. He started to laugh and … ” Would you stop that!” a voice abruptly took it back to where it belonged—the bloggers’ body!

2. A hanger jumped out of the wall to welcome a guess by the door. The stressful hanger had never been seen since and regarded as a missing thing. A lousy blogger took it with him and use it as--a hanger?

3. A spoof banner escaped from its cage and snatched a zoo visitor. The visitor was not torn apart and couldn't be eaten. He felt like being tickled to death!

4. Flash Gordon, together with Wonder Woman, went to the cinema on Friday night to see a horror movie. Unfortunately, the slide was stolen on the way to the movie theater. How come! The screen was displayed the features of stressful blogger with a hanger. It was totally not funny.

5. A turtle who’s eager to cope with stress invited Mr. Google Search Engine to his house. “Can I take some funny and tickling blogs with me?” Mr. G demanded. “Is your house is a search engine too?

6. A face whose nose is missing was laughing at itself. “Do you think it is funny?” asked another face. It didn't respond. He kept laughing. Next the face started to take off its eyes, lips and beard, and … “Stop it!” the faced returned to where it belonged, the crazily stressful blogger's!