Christopher Hitchens and Ms. Chicken

Christopher Hitchens is dying? First, ask a hen in the backyard. Ms. Chicken, have you ever been cursed this way, "To hell with you!?" Surely, "'To hell with you' is the response to the ones who pray for me to go to hell," and you know who says this? Who else, the atheist author says so!

Stricken with cancer and fragile from chemotherapy, author Christopher Hitchens won't ever think of converting to any religions available in the world, won't believe there is God creating this universe, not by any means. He prefers to remain an atheist. So, Ms. Chicken, don't ever preach in front of him, okay? He will not take part in a prayer day devoted to him, either.

Oprah Winfrey lends voice to Orangutan?

Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey has lent her voice to Orangutan for the first time as promoted by pre-schoolers around her neighborhood.

"Why didn't she let us know?" grumbled a Sesame Street producer who had asked her to participate in a TV show project in advance and had made a deal to use her voice.

Lindsay Lohan Admits Failing Drug Test and learns to tickle your fancy

Lindsay Lohan is finally taking a step in the tickling direction. After news broke that she had tested positive for cocaine during her drug test, she took to tickling everybody's fancy.

For the first time ever she did not play victim. She was learning how to amuse people with jokes. She had read this blog before and got inspired of how to write anything amusing about life.

Mike Tyson: Who dares to tickle me?

Sit still, concentrate. Close your eyes and imagine there before you is a cute boy to tickle.

Get rid of stress, now you are with the baby boy and he is crying for you to take him into your lap.

No, do not listen to the weep, you need to focus on how to refrain from anger. All you have to do is only feel you are with him and keep lulling him to sleep even after your blue jeans having been wet.

Now you have no more hatred, you don't have to win a debate and you don't have to be in the sulks, not by any means. Your sins are redeemed, not by a savior or God but by your own initiative to be always in a positive-thinking state of mind.

This kind of therapy is worth trying anytime you feel lack of tolerance. As nobody perfect you can yell at the sky and express your emotion, "I'm not perfect, I swear to God, I'm not perfect."

Feel a bit relieve? If so, now imagine, there's no such thing like a wild boxer in the world.

Done. Now, go and tickle Mike Tyson.

George Michael forgets he is on the street

George Michael admits to driving under alcohol influence?

When the accident happened, he was learning how to tickle his own fancy, anyway. Unfortunately, he was doing so in a wrong place. First, he had come across a tickling blog named Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy while browsing on the Internet that he had got inspired of how to cope with stress.

However, things had been so hard to get connected with the world of fancy. That's why he had thought of drinking in order to be "there".

He had been tickled driving a tickling Range Rover on the smooth road. The car which had been tickled by a tickling wheel hadn't been able to control itself because of the alcohol drops. The street, amazingly, had prepared a lively stage for the singer to sing.

That's actually the problem, George Michael had thought of his heyday. The crash didn't sound like music at all!

And .... "wake up blogger!"

Clint Eastwood tickled by Superman and James Bond?

No tickling news, in his early career, Client Eastwood once turned down tickling roles like 'Superman' and 'James Bond'.

He refused the offer, a huge sum to take over after Sean Connery stepped aside from the world's most famous spy's role.

Only yesterday, to his surprise, a new offer to star in a tickling role came to him.

A man named Bruce Wayne urged him to take the main role as a prince in a film entited tickling Cinderella. This must be crazy, he thought.
"And you, you can't be Bruce Wayne. That's nonsence!"

"I have just delivered a message from someone," the man replied.

"From whom? Superman?" asked Eastwood cynically.

"No, it's from Clark Kent," said the man seriously

Clint Eastwood burst into laughter.

"You know, now I feel like I want to be a stupid James Bond," Eastwood giggled. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. It forced him to stop wondering.

As the door was opened -- surprise! "Pierce Brosnan? Roger More? Sean Con...? What're guys doing here?"

Nobody answered. One thing for sure, it was still night and it's dark out there. The next conversation was so far to reach. All that you could hear was Clint Eastwood snored pretty hard!



Ticklng blog? Here's the place.

Paris Hilton to ignore 'ridiculous, cruel' rumors?

What can other say? You're suck? It's the end of the world? Or eat it!?

Paris Hilton doesn't have to put up with anything troubling her!

Banned from a hotel, separated from her boyfriend or cocaine found in her purse, all is like being pretending before the camera.

She is not on location now. She is somewhere in a place where she can tickle her own fancy. She is learning how to paint people tickling each other. But I don't know if she is also learning how to fast in Ramadan month. There are tickling creatures around her abstaining from alcohol. After finishing one work, she'll shake her body with them.

Here Paris Hilton doesn't have to avoid paparazzi, because this place is close to heavens. Nobody will be able to reach her, either by means of transports or by phone.

This morning she had breakfast with a huge of basket from heaven. I didn't join her because I was and am fasting. She said, "it's okay, Mr. Nurman, go on, tickle everybody's fancy. You don't have to babysit and lul me more. I'm okay."

I smiled and followed her suggestion. But, one thing for sure, I just wanted to do something that ...... That was how to get myself out of her dream?

We don't even know each other, do we, Ms. Hilton?