Clint Eastwood tickled by Superman and James Bond?

No tickling news, in his early career, Client Eastwood once turned down tickling roles like 'Superman' and 'James Bond'.

He refused the offer, a huge sum to take over after Sean Connery stepped aside from the world's most famous spy's role.

Only yesterday, to his surprise, a new offer to star in a tickling role came to him.

A man named Bruce Wayne urged him to take the main role as a prince in a film entited tickling Cinderella. This must be crazy, he thought.
"And you, you can't be Bruce Wayne. That's nonsence!"

"I have just delivered a message from someone," the man replied.

"From whom? Superman?" asked Eastwood cynically.

"No, it's from Clark Kent," said the man seriously

Clint Eastwood burst into laughter.

"You know, now I feel like I want to be a stupid James Bond," Eastwood giggled. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. It forced him to stop wondering.

As the door was opened -- surprise! "Pierce Brosnan? Roger More? Sean Con...? What're guys doing here?"

Nobody answered. One thing for sure, it was still night and it's dark out there. The next conversation was so far to reach. All that you could hear was Clint Eastwood snored pretty hard!



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Paris Hilton to ignore 'ridiculous, cruel' rumors?

What can other say? You're suck? It's the end of the world? Or eat it!?

Paris Hilton doesn't have to put up with anything troubling her!

Banned from a hotel, separated from her boyfriend or cocaine found in her purse, all is like being pretending before the camera.

She is not on location now. She is somewhere in a place where she can tickle her own fancy. She is learning how to paint people tickling each other. But I don't know if she is also learning how to fast in Ramadan month. There are tickling creatures around her abstaining from alcohol. After finishing one work, she'll shake her body with them.

Here Paris Hilton doesn't have to avoid paparazzi, because this place is close to heavens. Nobody will be able to reach her, either by means of transports or by phone.

This morning she had breakfast with a huge of basket from heaven. I didn't join her because I was and am fasting. She said, "it's okay, Mr. Nurman, go on, tickle everybody's fancy. You don't have to babysit and lul me more. I'm okay."

I smiled and followed her suggestion. But, one thing for sure, I just wanted to do something that ...... That was how to get myself out of her dream?

We don't even know each other, do we, Ms. Hilton?

Religious leaders to agree with Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking and religious leaders have agreed on something crucial regarding Hawking's recent sensational and controversial book publication. But they decided not to let the media know about it.

Last night a shadow crawled on the wall of the convention center, downtown London, where they were having a meeting and tried to find it out.

But this masked man dressed in red and blue web-designed costume found that the meeting there, in a locked room, running in a usual way. No debate, no irritating arguments and therefore, no conclusion seemed to make.

He dangled on the ceiling in awe!

How come, in there people were playing poker?!

Stephen Hawking to tickle God's fancy

He says, God did not create the universe.

And he also says that it is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper and set the universe going.

On hearing this, Albert Einstein, in heavens or thereabouts only grins.

"What's wrong with what I've said?" asks Stephen, to Albert Einstein's surprise..
"You can see me? No way!" Albert exclaims.
"What can you be proud of your General Theory of Relativity? You should read my book!"

There's no response. Stephen waits and waits and suddenly appears there David Copperfield somewhere from the "Bing Bang" and yells, "Adacadabra!" And Hawking's recent book, The Grand Design, comes into existence in a jippy! "This book belongs to the universe!" David exclaims.

"What the hell're you doing and talking about? That doesn't make sense! I am the creator of the book and there is no doubt about it!".

I don't know if the Greatest Creator somewhere up there be tickled by this remark.

Paul Hogan to tickle tax officers

Allegedly skipping the tax, Paul Hogan is now becoming the headline of the world. Does he need to tickle the Australian tax officers to make sure he has nothing to do with this violation?

Yes, by poem:

I am not a tax evader
I was once needed by a film maker
Who says I am sucker
They must know how to stop being trouble maker

Soon if he read this to them, what would happen next?

The tax officers would respond? Maybe.

You're telling a lie
All is based on the facts, you can't deny
We are of no intention to make you cry
Neither will we make your crocodile be shy
Come, make a deal and you can go and fly

My! Mr. Newsman, do you have any comment?

Ricky Martin to be blamed for volcano eruption?

Europe has to sing a sad song due to its volcano's eruption. All flights have to delay their schedule unless they risk their own safety. Only a fool who would resort to doing such a stupid thing.
An idle pilot went to a seer to find out what's really going on with nature recently. First the seer listened very carefully to the pilot. Then he started to giggle.
"What seems so funny?" asked the pilot.
"Nothing. It's just part of different side of life," said the seer.
"I don't get it!"
"Tickle yourself, buddy."
"What do you mean?"
"Several months ago, Ricky Martin, along with his charming guru climbed up the mountain for meditation. You know, Ricky was eager to find an answer whether he was a gay or no. But, it's very cold up there and Ricky was so irresistible and so was the guru. Soon when they got closer, the volcano started to shake and ...
"Wait, wait a sec ... What are you exactly?" interrupted the pilot.
"You don't know me? I'm a blogger!"

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Ricky Martin to fight against homosexuality

Mr. Martin knew the risk. He'd better die than surrender to a group of gays named tickling dude whose members crazy about him.
Mr. Martin realized his heartthrob image could put him into difficult situations, somehow, starting.from flirt papparazy to heterosexual butchers. He had long been thinking about an effective way of abuse prevention. Once a guru advised him to go on a meditation on Mt. Semeru, Java. The spiritual master believed by doing so, Mr. La vida loka would gain a uniquely spritiual experience and this would also kept him away from evil.
The guru, known as no-tickling alien, intensively persuaded him to do so. However, doubtful Ricky thought it was not a good idea. Then he lost contact with this well-built charming man.
Ricky kept tryng to attack the abuse done by the passioanate tickling dude through his dream.
Night and day, he prayed to God for protection of being tickled by homosexuality.
Once he was fed up with his routine and decided to contact the guru.
"So, you changed your mind, huh?" asked no-tickling alien.
'All right, so what should I prepare?"
"I'll tell you what later."
The day when they were off for a holy mission, the guru turned out to have just been through one of Kamasutra chapters the night before.
It was not reported whetherMr. Martin was serious to combat his own desire or no.