Turn 30 with Britney Spears?

Visitors of a tickling blog man2tickle.com won’t say happy birthday to pop star Britney Spears because she is not in pigtails and knee socks anymore? What a tickling entry! This one might be catchy for those who plan to hire a comedy writer for their own writing project.

While the visitors here can’t deny that a former child performer, Spears shot to international fame with 1999 debut album, “Baby One More Time, you may want to sing that song while having problem with your baby’s diaper.

Britney Spears will turn 30. Britney Spears: I can't wait to turn 30. Britney Spears Excited About Turning 30. Britney Spears Says She's Excited to Turn 30. News spread rapidly on the Internet.

“I have a good group of people around me,” Britney said to the Associated Press regarding her comforting feeling to welcome her first thirties. She doesn’t have anything to prove that she is free from debt and having something to do with a loan shark.

“Loan shark communities were not in London with her to promote her UK gigs, which include tour in October at London’s 02 Arena,” her fan said to me.

“So where are those bastards who have stolen all of your belongings?” I asked him. Better skip this because we are not talking about Johnny Debt who never wants to borrow money from Johnny Depp. We are focusing on someone turning 30 and she happens to be one of the famous celebrities on earth.

And for all guys on earth turning 30 this year, please remember to sing a happy a birthday’s song even if you are in terrible debt. Instead of worrying about 2012’s predicted calamity, better listen to a different lyric of Michael Jackson’s song: You’re not alone!

Loan shark for hire

Loan shark for hire; it’s a comedy project. He or she is to write about a person or body that offers unsecured loans at illegally high interest rates to individuals, often enforcing repayment by blackmail or threats of violence.

Or he or she may also write about a person who lends money at excessively high rates of interest; usurer.

After the  project mentioned above  has been done. He or she may continue to write about a person or entity that charges borrowers interest above an established legal rate.Do you think this kind of person is a corrrupter?

Okay, writing is not enough. He or she may narrate this: Usury and money lending, usually at relatively high rates of interest. They typically offer short term loans to people who are not able to obtain credit through conventional means such as banks, credit unions, or other consumer finance companies. Nothing such as plastic surgery to be included here.

You bet, if all loan sharks all over the world turn down these projects, that’s fine. They won’t be included in the next big project with bigger money: Shark hunting!

You're not alone -- Michael Jackson never sang this song

Michael Jackson song's lyric: You're not alone, a memorable song which--swear to God--Michael Jackson himself never sang this song.

Another day has gone, I'm still all alone
How could this be you're not here with me
You never ask me how to be out of debt
Did you have to urge me to sell all my furniture?


Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did I get trapped by these loan sharks
Something whispers in my ear and says


That you are not alone, for I am here with you
Though you're far away, I can contact you to share
But you are not alone, for I am here with you
Though we're far apart, we can hear our own fart
But you are not alone


'Loan, 'loan, why, 'loan


Just the other night, I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come and settle another debt
I can hear your grumbles, your burdens I won't bear
But first I need time to contact all close friends of mine


Everyday I sit and ask myself ...


"That's enough, neighbor! Haven't you had a toothache before!

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depth and Johnny Debt

The story of the dark side of Johnny Depp as you have never known before; the story which is full of tragedy, horror and tricks. You will know who Johnny Depp really is.

Interested? I’m not. Don’t worry Mr. Deep, when it comes to talking evil of others better skip it. There’s nothing on this post that you can find about you as sensational as written above.

May be only a headline like: Johnny Depp Offers Nicolas Cage Debt Help, Johnny Depp to Pay Nicolas Cage's Debt or Is Johnny Depp Helping Nicolas Cage With His Debt? But a sort of thing is not revealed here.

I know about you sir that, Johnny Depp rose to stardom without the support of Johnny Depth, so there’s no silly story ever revealed that Johnny Depp has taken advantage of Johnny Depth for popularity.

Meanwhile Johnny Depth, deep in his heart says he never wishes to replace Johnny Depp’ s position as a well-known Hollywood celebrity. It’s impossible. And deep down in his sleep, he never wishes to dream of having Johnny Deep as sibling and tells him that they are twins.

Both Johnny Depp and Johnny Depth never see Johnny Debt to talk about debt. They don’t care about how hard Johnny Debt gets himself out of debt. It never occurred to them that Johnny Debt will come to them to borrow some money.

The three Johnnys written above have something in common, that is when it comes to speaking Arabic fluently they need a dictionary.

Comedy writer to tickle Mr. Cameron’s fancy

If there’s a tickling article entitled Disney, Cameron to create ‘Avatar’ Park thanks to bloggers, this is questionable and absurd.  The article is not for serious readers and may be skipped.

If there’s a comedy writer writes: Avatar, the 2009 film that chronicled the struggle of the alien  Na’vi against maranding … etc, it means he is not in a mood. What’s so funny there?

If Cameron wrote: as a comedy writer you have to be able to distinguish between what is so called use and usage, so that you can speak English well by having a communication approach method, this  might surely drive attention. But the latter seems never to happen.  This is disjointed and ridiculous.

If a comedy writer wrote: as a director, Mr. Cameron, you have to be able to distinguish between what is so called use and usage, so that you can speak English well by having a communication approach method, this might not surely drive massive attention.  This is disjointed and ridiculous too.

If the title above written as Blogger to create ‘Avatar’ Park thanks to Mr. Cameron, it is absolutely not a good idea for Mr. Cameron to hire you as a comedy writer.

It ain't good to tell jokes in prison, is it?

Brad Pitt and Bread Pete

Here is not a comedy contest for writers and you guys don't have to rewrite: Brad Pitt calls Aniston a 'dear friend.' Wish something tickling or ticklish here?

If Brad Pitt recently called his ex-wife a 'dear friend' and a 'valuable person', Bread Pete called his ex-wife, 'deer friend' and 'available person.' "If he is now a 'satisfied man' in his relationship with Angelina Jolie,' says Bread Pete. "I am now a 'satisfied' man in my relationship with flour and saucepan."

Brad Pitt who found his five-year marriage to Aniston boring never said it was boring to read tickling articles about celebrities. He doesn't know who Bread Pete is. He doesn't care if Bread Pete is a comedy writer or a comedian for hire, either.

Hiring a comedy writer to promote his new baseball movie Money ball maybe not recommended, since Mr. Pitt has no tickling project to work on together with. If both Brad Pitt and Bread Pete were invited to an English class to discuss about how to spell the correct word in English, maybe this would be an inspiring topic for comedy writers to search.

Thank you gentlemen for your silent applaud and for leaving this post unanswered.

Tori Spelling and plastic surgery

Who is Tori Spelling? Spelled t and o and r and i for the first name and s and p and e and double l and i and n and g for the last name?

She is an actor and anybody who is familiar with Beverly Hills Beverly Hills 90210 could find her there as Dona Martin.

Tori Spelling has nothing to do with wrong spelling if there’s somebody whose English is not his mother tongue asks about it.

If you ask her about plastic surgery, she might not explain in detail as it is written on Wikipedia: Plastic surgery is a medical specialty concerned with the correction or restoration of form and function. Though cosmetic or aesthetic surgery is the best-known kind of plastic surgery, most plastic surgery is not cosmetic: plastic surgery includes many types of reconstructive surgery, hand surgery, microsurgery, and the treatment of burns.

Tori Spelling has ever had a series of plastic surgery but has nothing to do with plastic recycle. She’s not going to give a lecture in your class about plastic recycling, that it is the process of recovering scrap or waste plastics and reprocessing the material into useful products, sometimes completely different in form from their ... etc,.

Remember, even though she has ever had plastic surgery it doesn’t mean you can persuade her to buy your plastic products and make a good sale. That’s not funny at aaaaall ….

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