Stephen Hawking to tickle God's fancy

He says, God did not create the universe.

And he also says that it is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper and set the universe going.

On hearing this, Albert Einstein, in heavens or thereabouts only grins.

"What's wrong with what I've said?" asks Stephen, to Albert Einstein's surprise..
"You can see me? No way!" Albert exclaims.
"What can you be proud of your General Theory of Relativity? You should read my book!"

There's no response. Stephen waits and waits and suddenly appears there David Copperfield somewhere from the "Bing Bang" and yells, "Adacadabra!" And Hawking's recent book, The Grand Design, comes into existence in a jippy! "This book belongs to the universe!" David exclaims.

"What the hell're you doing and talking about? That doesn't make sense! I am the creator of the book and there is no doubt about it!".

I don't know if the Greatest Creator somewhere up there be tickled by this remark.

Paul Hogan to tickle tax officers

Allegedly skipping the tax, Paul Hogan is now becoming the headline of the world. Does he need to tickle the Australian tax officers to make sure he has nothing to do with this violation?

Yes, by poem:

I am not a tax evader
I was once needed by a film maker
Who says I am sucker
They must know how to stop being trouble maker

Soon if he read this to them, what would happen next?

The tax officers would respond? Maybe.

You're telling a lie
All is based on the facts, you can't deny
We are of no intention to make you cry
Neither will we make your crocodile be shy
Come, make a deal and you can go and fly

My! Mr. Newsman, do you have any comment?

Ricky Martin to be blamed for volcano eruption?

Europe has to sing a sad song due to its volcano's eruption. All flights have to delay their schedule unless they risk their own safety. Only a fool who would resort to doing such a stupid thing.
An idle pilot went to a seer to find out what's really going on with nature recently. First the seer listened very carefully to the pilot. Then he started to giggle.
"What seems so funny?" asked the pilot.
"Nothing. It's just part of different side of life," said the seer.
"I don't get it!"
"Tickle yourself, buddy."
"What do you mean?"
"Several months ago, Ricky Martin, along with his charming guru climbed up the mountain for meditation. You know, Ricky was eager to find an answer whether he was a gay or no. But, it's very cold up there and Ricky was so irresistible and so was the guru. Soon when they got closer, the volcano started to shake and ...
"Wait, wait a sec ... What are you exactly?" interrupted the pilot.
"You don't know me? I'm a blogger!"

Hey, join me here, chat and make money ... http://mylot.com/man2sting

Ricky Martin to fight against homosexuality

Mr. Martin knew the risk. He'd better die than surrender to a group of gays named tickling dude whose members crazy about him.
Mr. Martin realized his heartthrob image could put him into difficult situations, somehow, starting.from flirt papparazy to heterosexual butchers. He had long been thinking about an effective way of abuse prevention. Once a guru advised him to go on a meditation on Mt. Semeru, Java. The spiritual master believed by doing so, Mr. La vida loka would gain a uniquely spritiual experience and this would also kept him away from evil.
The guru, known as no-tickling alien, intensively persuaded him to do so. However, doubtful Ricky thought it was not a good idea. Then he lost contact with this well-built charming man.
Ricky kept tryng to attack the abuse done by the passioanate tickling dude through his dream.
Night and day, he prayed to God for protection of being tickled by homosexuality.
Once he was fed up with his routine and decided to contact the guru.
"So, you changed your mind, huh?" asked no-tickling alien.
'All right, so what should I prepare?"
"I'll tell you what later."
The day when they were off for a holy mission, the guru turned out to have just been through one of Kamasutra chapters the night before.
It was not reported whetherMr. Martin was serious to combat his own desire or no.

Tickling passenger to jostle for a seat

Tickled by his own desire, a skinny passenger jumped on the train as the train was about to stop. He did it not do it from the platform, but from the other side, as he thought the platform was a tickling stage to get on the train. It didn't take a hard effort to jostle for a seat and now he was about to sleep. A train singer lulled him to a comfortable dream. Soon the train departured and he met a tickling Britney Spears there. Tickling? Yes it was a look-like Britney Spears pregnant woman who suddenly forced him to move his ass.
No tickling grumble, man ... The train was indeed not a tickling transport.

Tickling quotable quotes to put blame on blogger!

Having a tickling family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. Martin Mull’s quote published by a funny blog named tickled, tickling to tickle your fancy.

But , “excuse me, I didn’t say tickling here!”

He searches the blogs and finds one to cope with stress and he protests the blogger.

“It’s funny; my hand’s tickled to write tickling, even hundred times. Please accept my apology,” replies the blogger, known as anonymous.

Mr. Mull is not alone. Bill Cosby who once said, “human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home,” is irritated that his quote was put like this instead: Tickling human beings are the only funny creatures on earth that allow the children to come back home to cope with stress and to tickle your fancy.

And Denzel Washington has to believe this; his quote was published: tickling is just a way of making a living; it is the way to cope with stress: the funny family is life.

Martin Mull, Bill Cosby and Denzel Washington come to the blogger’s house as they are invited by him. To their amusement and surprise, the blogger turns out to be none other than Mr. Robocob!

“Nuts!”

A kid statue named Obama?

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 Associated Press reports: Fidel Castro, who ceded power to his younger brother in February 2008, at first praised Obama, even supporting his winning of the Nobel Peace Prize. But the elder Castro wrote last week that Obama “friendly smile and African-American face” are hiding Washington sinister intentions for Latin America.

And only yesterday the recently erected Obama’s statue in Jakarta turned weird. His friendly smile and African-American face could not been seen enlightening the park anymore. The figure depicting a kid whispered a mangled English—popular in the city now—to an ignorant passerby, “Ai lup yu pul” (I Love you full)

The man addressed did not hear it; looking round, instead he just said calmly, “Wait a minute. It reminds me of someone. A boy died of a student brawl!”

Spontaneously, he looked up at the statue in a full amazement!

“What a waste of money!”