Justin Bieber dolls to tickle your fancy for the holidays?

Justin Bieber dolls are coming to a toy store near you this holiday season. "But you can't buy them, my kids, and I'm not suggesting you buy one."

The dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, seem offended. They try to find out who says the above statement.

But they can't move, they're only dolls. However, their curiosity grows strong that they turn themselves to humans and sneak around that warehouse and approach a shadow around the corner.

They are about to yell at this mother when they find her sitting calmly there, moaning about her life. Amazing, those dolls change their mind, make a deal with themselves and soon agree to turn themselves to mice and help this mice family to earn a piece of cheese.

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Related tickling story about Justin Bieber's fancy doll is here

Christopher Hitchens and Ms. Chicken

Christopher Hitchens is dying? First, ask a hen in the backyard. Ms. Chicken, have you ever been cursed this way, "To hell with you!?" Surely, "'To hell with you' is the response to the ones who pray for me to go to hell," and you know who says this? Who else, the atheist author says so!

Stricken with cancer and fragile from chemotherapy, author Christopher Hitchens won't ever think of converting to any religions available in the world, won't believe there is God creating this universe, not by any means. He prefers to remain an atheist. So, Ms. Chicken, don't ever preach in front of him, okay? He will not take part in a prayer day devoted to him, either.

Oprah Winfrey lends voice to Orangutan?

Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey has lent her voice to Orangutan for the first time as promoted by pre-schoolers around her neighborhood.

"Why didn't she let us know?" grumbled a Sesame Street producer who had asked her to participate in a TV show project in advance and had made a deal to use her voice.

Lindsay Lohan Admits Failing Drug Test and learns to tickle your fancy

Lindsay Lohan is finally taking a step in the tickling direction. After news broke that she had tested positive for cocaine during her drug test, she took to tickling everybody's fancy.

For the first time ever she did not play victim. She was learning how to amuse people with jokes. She had read this blog before and got inspired of how to write anything amusing about life.

Mike Tyson: Who dares to tickle me?

Sit still, concentrate. Close your eyes and imagine there before you is a cute boy to tickle.

Get rid of stress, now you are with the baby boy and he is crying for you to take him into your lap.

No, do not listen to the weep, you need to focus on how to refrain from anger. All you have to do is only feel you are with him and keep lulling him to sleep even after your blue jeans having been wet.

Now you have no more hatred, you don't have to win a debate and you don't have to be in the sulks, not by any means. Your sins are redeemed, not by a savior or God but by your own initiative to be always in a positive-thinking state of mind.

This kind of therapy is worth trying anytime you feel lack of tolerance. As nobody perfect you can yell at the sky and express your emotion, "I'm not perfect, I swear to God, I'm not perfect."

Feel a bit relieve? If so, now imagine, there's no such thing like a wild boxer in the world.

Done. Now, go and tickle Mike Tyson.

George Michael forgets he is on the street

George Michael admits to driving under alcohol influence?

When the accident happened, he was learning how to tickle his own fancy, anyway. Unfortunately, he was doing so in a wrong place. First, he had come across a tickling blog named Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy while browsing on the Internet that he had got inspired of how to cope with stress.

However, things had been so hard to get connected with the world of fancy. That's why he had thought of drinking in order to be "there".

He had been tickled driving a tickling Range Rover on the smooth road. The car which had been tickled by a tickling wheel hadn't been able to control itself because of the alcohol drops. The street, amazingly, had prepared a lively stage for the singer to sing.

That's actually the problem, George Michael had thought of his heyday. The crash didn't sound like music at all!

And .... "wake up blogger!"

Clint Eastwood tickled by Superman and James Bond?

No tickling news, in his early career, Client Eastwood once turned down tickling roles like 'Superman' and 'James Bond'.

He refused the offer, a huge sum to take over after Sean Connery stepped aside from the world's most famous spy's role.

Only yesterday, to his surprise, a new offer to star in a tickling role came to him.

A man named Bruce Wayne urged him to take the main role as a prince in a film entited tickling Cinderella. This must be crazy, he thought.
"And you, you can't be Bruce Wayne. That's nonsence!"

"I have just delivered a message from someone," the man replied.

"From whom? Superman?" asked Eastwood cynically.

"No, it's from Clark Kent," said the man seriously

Clint Eastwood burst into laughter.

"You know, now I feel like I want to be a stupid James Bond," Eastwood giggled. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. It forced him to stop wondering.

As the door was opened -- surprise! "Pierce Brosnan? Roger More? Sean Con...? What're guys doing here?"

Nobody answered. One thing for sure, it was still night and it's dark out there. The next conversation was so far to reach. All that you could hear was Clint Eastwood snored pretty hard!



Ticklng blog? Here's the place.

Paris Hilton to ignore 'ridiculous, cruel' rumors?

What can other say? You're suck? It's the end of the world? Or eat it!?

Paris Hilton doesn't have to put up with anything troubling her!

Banned from a hotel, separated from her boyfriend or cocaine found in her purse, all is like being pretending before the camera.

She is not on location now. She is somewhere in a place where she can tickle her own fancy. She is learning how to paint people tickling each other. But I don't know if she is also learning how to fast in Ramadan month. There are tickling creatures around her abstaining from alcohol. After finishing one work, she'll shake her body with them.

Here Paris Hilton doesn't have to avoid paparazzi, because this place is close to heavens. Nobody will be able to reach her, either by means of transports or by phone.

This morning she had breakfast with a huge of basket from heaven. I didn't join her because I was and am fasting. She said, "it's okay, Mr. Nurman, go on, tickle everybody's fancy. You don't have to babysit and lul me more. I'm okay."

I smiled and followed her suggestion. But, one thing for sure, I just wanted to do something that ...... That was how to get myself out of her dream?

We don't even know each other, do we, Ms. Hilton?

Religious leaders to agree with Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking and religious leaders have agreed on something crucial regarding Hawking's recent sensational and controversial book publication. But they decided not to let the media know about it.

Last night a shadow crawled on the wall of the convention center, downtown London, where they were having a meeting and tried to find it out.

But this masked man dressed in red and blue web-designed costume found that the meeting there, in a locked room, running in a usual way. No debate, no irritating arguments and therefore, no conclusion seemed to make.

He dangled on the ceiling in awe!

How come, in there people were playing poker?!

Stephen Hawking to tickle God's fancy

He says, God did not create the universe.

And he also says that it is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper and set the universe going.

On hearing this, Albert Einstein, in heavens or thereabouts only grins.

"What's wrong with what I've said?" asks Stephen, to Albert Einstein's surprise..
"You can see me? No way!" Albert exclaims.
"What can you be proud of your General Theory of Relativity? You should read my book!"

There's no response. Stephen waits and waits and suddenly appears there David Copperfield somewhere from the "Bing Bang" and yells, "Adacadabra!" And Hawking's recent book, The Grand Design, comes into existence in a jippy! "This book belongs to the universe!" David exclaims.

"What the hell're you doing and talking about? That doesn't make sense! I am the creator of the book and there is no doubt about it!".

I don't know if the Greatest Creator somewhere up there be tickled by this remark.

Paul Hogan to tickle tax officers

Allegedly skipping the tax, Paul Hogan is now becoming the headline of the world. Does he need to tickle the Australian tax officers to make sure he has nothing to do with this violation?

Yes, by poem:

I am not a tax evader
I was once needed by a film maker
Who says I am sucker
They must know how to stop being trouble maker

Soon if he read this to them, what would happen next?

The tax officers would respond? Maybe.

You're telling a lie
All is based on the facts, you can't deny
We are of no intention to make you cry
Neither will we make your crocodile be shy
Come, make a deal and you can go and fly

My! Mr. Newsman, do you have any comment?