You're not alone -- Michael Jackson never sang this song

Michael Jackson song's lyric: You're not alone, a memorable song which--swear to God--Michael Jackson himself never sang this song.

Another day has gone, I'm still all alone
How could this be you're not here with me
You never ask me how to be out of debt
Did you have to urge me to sell all my furniture?


Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did I get trapped by these loan sharks
Something whispers in my ear and says


That you are not alone, for I am here with you
Though you're far away, I can contact you to share
But you are not alone, for I am here with you
Though we're far apart, we can hear our own fart
But you are not alone


'Loan, 'loan, why, 'loan


Just the other night, I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come and settle another debt
I can hear your grumbles, your burdens I won't bear
But first I need time to contact all close friends of mine


Everyday I sit and ask myself ...


"That's enough, neighbor! Haven't you had a toothache before!

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depth and Johnny Debt

The story of the dark side of Johnny Depp as you have never known before; the story which is full of tragedy, horror and tricks. You will know who Johnny Depp really is.

Interested? I’m not. Don’t worry Mr. Deep, when it comes to talking evil of others better skip it. There’s nothing on this post that you can find about you as sensational as written above.

May be only a headline like: Johnny Depp Offers Nicolas Cage Debt Help, Johnny Depp to Pay Nicolas Cage's Debt or Is Johnny Depp Helping Nicolas Cage With His Debt? But a sort of thing is not revealed here.

I know about you sir that, Johnny Depp rose to stardom without the support of Johnny Depth, so there’s no silly story ever revealed that Johnny Depp has taken advantage of Johnny Depth for popularity.

Meanwhile Johnny Depth, deep in his heart says he never wishes to replace Johnny Depp’ s position as a well-known Hollywood celebrity. It’s impossible. And deep down in his sleep, he never wishes to dream of having Johnny Deep as sibling and tells him that they are twins.

Both Johnny Depp and Johnny Depth never see Johnny Debt to talk about debt. They don’t care about how hard Johnny Debt gets himself out of debt. It never occurred to them that Johnny Debt will come to them to borrow some money.

The three Johnnys written above have something in common, that is when it comes to speaking Arabic fluently they need a dictionary.

Comedy writer to tickle Mr. Cameron’s fancy

If there’s a tickling article entitled Disney, Cameron to create ‘Avatar’ Park thanks to bloggers, this is questionable and absurd.  The article is not for serious readers and may be skipped.

If there’s a comedy writer writes: Avatar, the 2009 film that chronicled the struggle of the alien  Na’vi against maranding … etc, it means he is not in a mood. What’s so funny there?

If Cameron wrote: as a comedy writer you have to be able to distinguish between what is so called use and usage, so that you can speak English well by having a communication approach method, this  might surely drive attention. But the latter seems never to happen.  This is disjointed and ridiculous.

If a comedy writer wrote: as a director, Mr. Cameron, you have to be able to distinguish between what is so called use and usage, so that you can speak English well by having a communication approach method, this might not surely drive massive attention.  This is disjointed and ridiculous too.

If the title above written as Blogger to create ‘Avatar’ Park thanks to Mr. Cameron, it is absolutely not a good idea for Mr. Cameron to hire you as a comedy writer.

It ain't good to tell jokes in prison, is it?

Brad Pitt and Bread Pete

Here is not a comedy contest for writers and you guys don't have to rewrite: Brad Pitt calls Aniston a 'dear friend.' Wish something tickling or ticklish here?

If Brad Pitt recently called his ex-wife a 'dear friend' and a 'valuable person', Bread Pete called his ex-wife, 'deer friend' and 'available person.' "If he is now a 'satisfied man' in his relationship with Angelina Jolie,' says Bread Pete. "I am now a 'satisfied' man in my relationship with flour and saucepan."

Brad Pitt who found his five-year marriage to Aniston boring never said it was boring to read tickling articles about celebrities. He doesn't know who Bread Pete is. He doesn't care if Bread Pete is a comedy writer or a comedian for hire, either.

Hiring a comedy writer to promote his new baseball movie Money ball maybe not recommended, since Mr. Pitt has no tickling project to work on together with. If both Brad Pitt and Bread Pete were invited to an English class to discuss about how to spell the correct word in English, maybe this would be an inspiring topic for comedy writers to search.

Thank you gentlemen for your silent applaud and for leaving this post unanswered.

Tori Spelling and plastic surgery

Who is Tori Spelling? Spelled t and o and r and i for the first name and s and p and e and double l and i and n and g for the last name?

She is an actor and anybody who is familiar with Beverly Hills Beverly Hills 90210 could find her there as Dona Martin.

Tori Spelling has nothing to do with wrong spelling if there’s somebody whose English is not his mother tongue asks about it.

If you ask her about plastic surgery, she might not explain in detail as it is written on Wikipedia: Plastic surgery is a medical specialty concerned with the correction or restoration of form and function. Though cosmetic or aesthetic surgery is the best-known kind of plastic surgery, most plastic surgery is not cosmetic: plastic surgery includes many types of reconstructive surgery, hand surgery, microsurgery, and the treatment of burns.

Tori Spelling has ever had a series of plastic surgery but has nothing to do with plastic recycle. She’s not going to give a lecture in your class about plastic recycling, that it is the process of recovering scrap or waste plastics and reprocessing the material into useful products, sometimes completely different in form from their ... etc,.

Remember, even though she has ever had plastic surgery it doesn’t mean you can persuade her to buy your plastic products and make a good sale. That’s not funny at aaaaall ….

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Fun things to do when you're tired

When you’re tired, please make sure that you’re not asking yourself about any other medicines you’re taking. Forget about natural therapies and non-prescription medicine. Also forget about how to get the doctor’s prescription in detail.

Don’t think about cholesterol named High-density lipoprotein (HDL) which is often called ‘good’ cholesterol, but really it’s great. This cholesterol won’t lead you to a good sleep even if you murmur it frequently before going to bed. Making friend with this cholesterol will only puzzle you. Skip the suggestion: take it or leave it.

It is not recommended, either, that you keep questioning why a man like Robocop exists, while your real problem now is not to let yourself be ticketed over and over on the street.

You are tired, so have a rest. Imagine there is no debt collector waiting for you in anger by the door. There are no cats and dogs fighting after it has stopped raining cats and dogs. There’s no such a creature named sweetheart to have broken your heart and there’s no politicians to commit corruption anywhere around the world.

When you're tired have yourself tickled here!

What is corruption?

What is corruption? (looking for comedy monologue 's script?) There's an awkward silence when your pets ignore this discussion. Corruption is obvious enough to make someone feels like Donald Trump. When you look at how business is practiced around the world, it's often not so clear what is corrupt and what is not. But it is very clear for the world to see how your feel when you’re broke or brokenhearted.

We don’t’ have to typically identify corruption with side payments, cronyism and nepotism if we still wet the bet. We may identify it with our grandfather’s mustache if we’re lost for words for this, mayn't we?

Corruption is activity that corrupts. It undermines the system in which it occurs. Because business systems can work very differently, different kinds of activity corrupt them. But when it comes to cooking ingredients you can slice corruption into three parts and together with a teaspoon of salt pour it into the pan and stir for around five minutes. Hey, what's all about?!

Want to know more about corruption? Visit Indonesia and ask politicians there the meaning of Katakan Tidak Pada Korupsi!

A tickling video about corruption:



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