David Beckham is in need of chef?

Timbul, a 49-year-old chef from Indonesia who founded a non-profit body to feed the homeless and destitute, has been invited by David Beckham to join him in a soccer competition next summer somewhere in Africa.

Timbul is among 20 chefs, who were selected from out of 10,000 nominations by Beckham to support him and to lul him by tickling stories after Beckham has admitted to getting bored with his routine.

The schecule of when they will go to Africa will be announced at the end of the Year,' maybe around November 25 or thereabouts.

Among the top 20 Chefs is a Tiredman who provides free daily meals to 400,000 children; Tralala a, a former dancer in Egypt and Gilelu, working to prevent trafficking and sexual exploitation of Thai's girls.

Timbul founded his nonprofit YouMayBefooled in 2003. He has served more than 1.2 million meals - breakfast, lunch and dinner - to Jakarta's people.

Unfortunately his obsessive dream of Beckham, his favorite soccer player, has distracted him from concentrating on his main job and Beckham, surely, anytime he comes across this silly writing might say, "come on ......"

Kristen Steward to have a ride with Robert Pattinson?

As soon as Robert Pattinson got his new bike Kristen Steward went to wash her hair. Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either.

After shower Kristen went to the park but Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind. Both didn't know either what I was doing here.

The couple recently shown public never told me that they used to be together starring a horrow movie. Maybe the title is Twilight or something. Neither did they tell me they were eager to be vampire to amuse me so that I got inspired to write about a tickling vampire.

When I wish I could get back to the time when bicycle was my means of transport to work, I hope today I can ride along the countryside with it despite my busy days. Pattinson and Kristen might want to join, I guess. But the news about Kristen having a ride with Robert Pattison hasn't been confirmed to me.

Twitter, facebook, Digg, Stumbleupon might agree the possibility is 50:50?

The one to disagree? Ask the vampires.

Robert Pattinson with his new bike to meet vampires?

It is reported that British actor Robert Pattinson has just bought a bicycle worth 1000 US bucks. It is not reported that he will visit Indonesia, riding offroad onto the hillside of Mt. Merapi to visit the grave of Mbah Marijan, the guardian of the recently-erupted volcano who died in the calamity because he refused to be evacuated.

Pattinson won't think it is funny to give Britney Spears or Justin Bieber a ride and then tries to keep up with the greater Jakarta commuter train on the highway. He never lets his bike be borrowed by George Michael as subtitute of car. We know once Georgle Michael forgot he was on the street.

However, in case Julia Roberts invites him to watch Eat Pray Love together, he might accept the offer. Maybe, he thinks it's okay if Oprah Winfrey borrows his bike for Sesame Street's orangutan. But one thing for sure, England will always welcome him to explore everywhere he likes. He might pass by Salman Rushdie on the way stop by and ask about Rushdie's memoir or may also come across Christopher Hitchens who's surprisingly converted to Islam (a miracle?). Riding bicycle is surely fun and inspiring.

So, when will he meet the vampires? I think a filmmaker knows better than me.

Funny celebrities, funny quotations?

Justin Bieber: What's your name?

Lady Gaga: Where're you from?

Britney Spears: What's your address?

Paris Hilton: Where do you go to school?

Sandra Bullock: Do you speak English?

Vanessa Minnilo: How many brothers and sisters do you have?

Lindsay Lohan: How do you go to school?

Mila Jovovich, Juliette Lewis, Bruno Mars, George Clooney, Clint Eastwood, Nicolas Cage and Oprah Winfrey: You got it?

Funny celebrities? No way! Funny quotations? Which one?

What seem to be funny here?

Don't you think it's funny? These celebrities are teaching a linguist basic English. Before they thought he was a fisherman or a dummy!

James Cameron, Arnorld Schwarzenegger, Avatar 2

Filmmaker James Cameron meets California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to discuss about the sequal of Avatar. Is that true?

No, it's about climate change issue, bailout or something. They don't talk about astrology, either, as both were born under the same zodiac sign, that is Leo.

Cameron is not offering Schwarzenegger a role in Avatar 2, but, perhaps, if Arnold can manage the time, why not? We are not sure about it, are we?

It's like going back to a honeymoon during which they worked together in several movie projects which had made box office.

But the honeymoon won't last for long as suddenly an alient breaks into the door and starts to set a fire at them. However, they only grin on knowing this and so do you. Therefore, I suggest you skip this paragraph and say ...

"GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Milla Jovovich questions the Hollywood Awards Gala?

Dressed in stunning orange long gown, Milla Jovovich looks slim and gorgeous at the 14th annual Hollywood Awards Gala in Detroit.

However, there's something made her wonder that night. When I tried to find out what it was through TV there was no sign of absurdity. Everything seemed to be just perfect.

It looked like she was questioning something with a language which I didn't understand at all. Her eyes blinked and she was nervous.

I asked her, "what's going on dear?"

"How could it be?" she responded.

"What?"

"The people here, they're supposed to be at the train station."

"What are you talking about?"

"They are the train commuters."

I was puzzled but when I started to ask again, I found that, in fact, Milla Jovovich hadn't said anywords at all. How could TV speak with you? Now, those people seemed to question back, "Too much blogging will kill you?"

Michael J. Fox not happy with his past, present?

Michael J. Fox is not happy with his life if it were not just the way it is.

Living nearby a public cemetery together with wife and father in-law was not his goal in life. It never happens.

If only he could turn back the time he would not have taken the commuter train from Bogor to my workplace downtown Jakarta, sitting on the top of it.

And since up to now floodings won't get away from most parts of Jakarta area, he thanks God he was not born in a slum area which was prone to flood.

Ask him about happiness. He won't say, "I'm not an actor, I'm not a star and I don't even have my own car." Whoops, this lyric belongs to Michael learns to rock. I'm not sure if learning to tickle other's fancy is part of happiness, to him. But to me, this will tickle his fancy as to learning how to live in a slum area.

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