Milla Jovovich questions the Hollywood Awards Gala?

Dressed in stunning orange long gown, Milla Jovovich looks slim and gorgeous at the 14th annual Hollywood Awards Gala in Detroit.

However, there's something made her wonder that night. When I tried to find out what it was through TV there was no sign of absurdity. Everything seemed to be just perfect.

It looked like she was questioning something with a language which I didn't understand at all. Her eyes blinked and she was nervous.

I asked her, "what's going on dear?"

"How could it be?" she responded.

"What?"

"The people here, they're supposed to be at the train station."

"What are you talking about?"

"They are the train commuters."

I was puzzled but when I started to ask again, I found that, in fact, Milla Jovovich hadn't said anywords at all. How could TV speak with you? Now, those people seemed to question back, "Too much blogging will kill you?"

Michael J. Fox not happy with his past, present?

Michael J. Fox is not happy with his life if it were not just the way it is.

Living nearby a public cemetery together with wife and father in-law was not his goal in life. It never happens.

If only he could turn back the time he would not have taken the commuter train from Bogor to my workplace downtown Jakarta, sitting on the top of it.

And since up to now floodings won't get away from most parts of Jakarta area, he thanks God he was not born in a slum area which was prone to flood.

Ask him about happiness. He won't say, "I'm not an actor, I'm not a star and I don't even have my own car." Whoops, this lyric belongs to Michael learns to rock. I'm not sure if learning to tickle other's fancy is part of happiness, to him. But to me, this will tickle his fancy as to learning how to live in a slum area.

What? No comment?

Alison Sweeney and husband have fun with their kids at the train station?

Alison Sweeney and family have fun at the traiin station? Is it sensational? Surely it is, to tickle your fancy.

To have fun at the train station is surely not good idea. Alicia prefers Camp Ronald McDonald to have fun together with her kids, especially.

And now since she left McDonald, kids still like to climb on top of the train at any train station in greater Jakarta. Of course, the kids are not hers but the fun is perhaps the same.

When you go on a recreation what you're looking for is surely more fresh space out of tied-up routine. The kids and other hundred youth commuters there might find top of the train as a VIP compartment on where they feel free to pee or cry out a kind of frenzy and happiness regardless their own safety.

Alison, ma'am, it is not recommended that you and these kids duck down all the time when the train jolts in case you need to stand for a while. The electricity up there - Wow - horrible! Is it ...

Ma'am?

Whoops! She's already been asleep, leaving me million miles away alone here on the train.

What's transport like in your country? 2014, it is predicted we're going to have gridlock in Jakarta.

Lee DeWyze In New York City To Shake Your Body!

Is it a funny story? American idol star Lee DeWyze to entertain you in New York city. He will shake your body and take you to the sky. However, when you feel like flying at the first beat, remember there's no Superman to find you there and take you home as you get lost in the sky. Silly joke, huh?

When you think it is weird to find the fact that Justin Bieber was ever copied by a middle-aged bald-headed man, Lee DeWyze won't tickle your fancy by letting a sissy imitate him. This is not a funny story everybody wants to hear from a cool American idol star

Surely Lee will make you feel like crawling on the wall in New York city. The rhythm will be so cool and the music will be fantastic. But again, do consider, in case you have reached the top of Empire State building never ever cry for help--there's no Iron Man to tickle your funny bone and narrate a funny story about you wanting to be a star like him! Well there the silly joke goes again!

If you have already watched Eat Pray Love, there Julia Roberts to amaze you with the dazzling scenery of Bali. Lee DeWyze might bring you there with more than the traditional melody. Nothing funny about it. However, when you feel like climbing onto the top of electrical commuter train, surely you have never been to New York. And excuse me, I don't have the ticket with me.

More alternative story about celebrities visit this spoof blog

Funny celebrities

Below is list of funny celebrities according to Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy

Justin and Bieber
Britney and Spears
Lady and Gaga
and
Paris and Hilton

You know the reason

Next funny celebrities are

Mel Neeson and Liam Gibson
Julia Stone and Emma Roberts
Nicolas Mars and Bruno Cage
and
Denise Winfrey and Oprah Richards

You like scrabble you get the point

And the not funny celebrities are

Adam Lambert to support online gay campaign
Sandra Bullock in spite of starring in Speed, cannot speed up in a traffic jam
and
George Michael tries to remember he used to drive.

After all, you're free to judge.

Adam Lambert should not support online gay campaign

Adam Lambert should convert to Islam and start to fight against homosexuality. Whoops, who says that? Is it a sort of souvenir of his recent concert in Malaysia?

How about, Adam Lambert should not support online gay campaign despite president Obama has added his voice to support this on account of bullying case. Who has the right to stop Adam from doing something he likes so? Who says that by tickling his funny bone, Adam Lambert is a gay? It is not funny if we say Adam Lambert might go camping together with Ricky Martin someday.

What sounds funny maybe if the whole gays online are eager to tickle a blogger's fancy.

Hope, it's not me!

Aishwarya and Abhisek Bachchan to invite George Clooney?

No, it's a wrong title above. It should be George Clooney to invite the Bollywood famous duo to spend weekend in Italy with him.

However, due to busy schedules, the duo might be able to make it someday in December. They appreciate the invitation. Let alone, as George Clooney seemed to be hypnotized by the uniqueness of India, the attention is an honor.

A lazy blogger once contacted George Clooney if George would like to invite him also to go on a lazy weekend's holiday there in Italy with them. Despite the blogger promised to tell him funny stories about Britney Spears or Justin Bieber, George admitted never receiving the phone call - there's no news about it in the newspaper, either.

"How about on the blog?"

Unfortunately, as I have finished writing this post, George Clooney hasn't phoned me yet.