Brad Pitt and Bread Pete

Here is not a comedy contest for writers and you guys don't have to rewrite: Brad Pitt calls Aniston a 'dear friend.' Wish something tickling or ticklish here?

If Brad Pitt recently called his ex-wife a 'dear friend' and a 'valuable person', Bread Pete called his ex-wife, 'deer friend' and 'available person.' "If he is now a 'satisfied man' in his relationship with Angelina Jolie,' says Bread Pete. "I am now a 'satisfied' man in my relationship with flour and saucepan."

Brad Pitt who found his five-year marriage to Aniston boring never said it was boring to read tickling articles about celebrities. He doesn't know who Bread Pete is. He doesn't care if Bread Pete is a comedy writer or a comedian for hire, either.

Hiring a comedy writer to promote his new baseball movie Money ball maybe not recommended, since Mr. Pitt has no tickling project to work on together with. If both Brad Pitt and Bread Pete were invited to an English class to discuss about how to spell the correct word in English, maybe this would be an inspiring topic for comedy writers to search.

Thank you gentlemen for your silent applaud and for leaving this post unanswered.

Jessica Simpson is An American singer, full stop!

Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an Indonesian singer-songwriter, actress, television personality and fashion designer. Wait, she is not going to be tickled here, come on. Can you correct the mistake above?

Yes, off course, it's easy, right? Jessica is an American whose rise to fame began in 1999. Since that time, Ms. Simpson has achieved many recording milestones, starred in several television shows, movies, and commercials, launched a line of hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes, and handbags for women. There's nothing like the gossip above to tickle your funny bone.

Jessica has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including the remake of Robocop's original face? Come on there you go again ... don't be ridiculous. Never make up a tickling gossip .... Devoting time to philanthropic efforts are recommended for the rich, and after doing so, don't beg them  more money, okay?. Miss Simpson, please sing for us .... I can't stand living in a corrupted country! That's not funny.

A common story about Jessica Simpson is mortly related to product, fancy perfume especially. Many people are looking for it for such items are intensively promoted through the Internet  If this statement is to outdo other celebrity product maybe I am too much on this. Fashion products are the tool to beautify someone's appearance and again, there's nothing to tickle your funny bone here.

Once when I fancied my wife wearing celebrity gown, something occured to my mind: we haven't finished our last debate, not on Jessica Simpson's product, but on how I can make quick money online writing celebrity product. That sounds tickling. 

Emma Watson, Deathly Hallows and blogger!

The second part of Deathly Hallows which take place 19 years in the future will have Emma Watson again to star in.

But, bloggers find something different in her lately which might not match the cast. What that is, they just want to keep it a secret.

According to The Sun, make-up artists made the young stars look elderly rather than middle-aged as they went overboard with aging special effects.

But Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint - who all never want to moonlight as blogger, won't say that if a blogger wins the cast this will be the funniest and the most ridiculous rumor on earth.

Bosses haven't been laughing, though.

Bosses? How many bosses you have, guys? Three, four, thousands? Do they know about magic? Well, what're we talking about here?

Guys, can't wait for the movie to be released? Don't forget to tell Robocop that he needs entertainment too.

Britney Spears converts to Islam?

Britney is now veiled over. She is learning how to recite the Koran and trying not to skip her daily five-time prayer. She doesn't eat pork and says no to alcohol.

She still sings but prefers to do it in the bedroom. Of nightlife she just says, 'it's history."

Britney is also learning how to fast, the real one -- not only to refrain from food and drink but also from anger and sexual desire. Last year she fasted a few days and it's okay for her as done only half day each.

As to going pilgrimage to Mecca, she may not do it in the near future. She is not well prepared mentally. But Britney is longing for this sacred ceremony.

Why has she decided to convert to Islam? First, she got along well quite long with the Muslim community around her neighborhood before and found them as humble, helpful and peaceful people. Second, after a long contemplation, she agrees with the concept of the beyond compare God, the one and only.

By, the way, what's Islam really like? Find the answer from a convert

So, how about her fans? Will this effect them?

"Fans? What're you talking about?" Britney Lestari, a successful entrepreneur here in Jakarta, gets confused.

Is it like a song, "Too many Britneys will kill you?"

Madonna can't sleep!

Madonna can't sleep?

Why can't she? She has many things in mind annoying her? But it's okay. Now she might sleep tight.

You know, when Madonna can't sleep she can't close her eyes, off course. She might think everything is okay. She might assume a blogger is beside her telling her about funny things in life, like 'how can't you sleep' or 'you don't have to sleep for a hundred years.'

Then this blogger takes her to the land of fantasy where people don't have to sleep at all because without sleep people will feel like sleep. When this sleeping people are awake actually they are asleep..

Got a problem with sleeping? Forget it, let's get back to sleep .....

Leonardo DiCaprio, a serial killer in real life?

Off course not! The Devil in the White City, a project he will produce based on the bestseller novel, is only for you to watch on the screen. The novel has sold 2.3 million copies and has been translated into 17 languages.

Whoever says Leonardo is a serial killer in real life, must be out of his mind. Anybody in bad mental condition must not comment on something absurd about someone else. Leonardo DiCaprio won't give a damn care about this person and all his silly things.

LeonardoDiCaprio is not a serial killer, that's for sure! DiCaprio would only play H.H. Holmes, a serial killer masquerading as a charming doctor in The Devil in the White City.

But, "is he not a serial killer? How about my grannies' death?" asks a mosquito.

Dull!

Fan of his? Have his biography

But, even a tough Robocop can't get rid of mosquitos that easy and that he gets annoyed all night long it's very funny!

Kristen Steward to have a ride with Robert Pattinson?

As soon as Robert Pattinson got his new bike Kristen Steward went to wash her hair. Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either.

After shower Kristen went to the park but Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind. Both didn't know either what I was doing here.

The couple recently shown public never told me that they used to be together starring a horrow movie. Maybe the title is Twilight or something. Neither did they tell me they were eager to be vampire to amuse me so that I got inspired to write about a tickling vampire.

When I wish I could get back to the time when bicycle was my means of transport to work, I hope today I can ride along the countryside with it despite my busy days. Pattinson and Kristen might want to join, I guess. But the news about Kristen having a ride with Robert Pattison hasn't been confirmed to me.

Twitter, facebook, Digg, Stumbleupon might agree the possibility is 50:50?

The one to disagree? Ask the vampires.

Robert Pattinson with his new bike to meet vampires?

It is reported that British actor Robert Pattinson has just bought a bicycle worth 1000 US bucks. It is not reported that he will visit Indonesia, riding offroad onto the hillside of Mt. Merapi to visit the grave of Mbah Marijan, the guardian of the recently-erupted volcano who died in the calamity because he refused to be evacuated.

Pattinson won't think it is funny to give Britney Spears or Justin Bieber a ride and then tries to keep up with the greater Jakarta commuter train on the highway. He never lets his bike be borrowed by George Michael as subtitute of car. We know once Georgle Michael forgot he was on the street.

However, in case Julia Roberts invites him to watch Eat Pray Love together, he might accept the offer. Maybe, he thinks it's okay if Oprah Winfrey borrows his bike for Sesame Street's orangutan. But one thing for sure, England will always welcome him to explore everywhere he likes. He might pass by Salman Rushdie on the way stop by and ask about Rushdie's memoir or may also come across Christopher Hitchens who's surprisingly converted to Islam (a miracle?). Riding bicycle is surely fun and inspiring.

So, when will he meet the vampires? I think a filmmaker knows better than me.

Angelina Jolie, Indonesia and corrupter

Angelina Jolie advises critics not to jump the gun and sell it as everybody knows it is a dangerous stuff. What does it mean?

Forget about this distraction, she's talking about a love story currently shooting in Hungary. You bet, if asked when she will visit Indonesia and learn how to create batik, Not only her, but even her spouse Brad Pitt might say, "what are you talking about?"

Have you known the latest film of Angelina Jolie, the film's love story concerned a Serbian rapist and his Muslim captive? If you say that day she hesitated to talk further about the film, rather she enjoyed sewing this is really a weird gossip!

Jolie, who serves as a United Nations High Commissioner of Refugees goodwill ambassador, reportedly contacted the people in West Java, Indonesia, as she also wants to learn how to dance Jaipongan well, but I'm not sure where this source of information from.

She further said, "There are many things I want to do in life, but coming in Indonesia and learning how to dance, this is a ridiculous thing to do ."

Don't listen to this fake comment; she never said that.

"But I'd like to come to Indonesia if only one or two corrupters has already been hung!"

Shh ... who says that?

Kim Hee-chul to tickle followers on Twitter?

Popular South Korean singer attracts teens' attention as he learns to tickle everybody's fancy? Girls, Kim Hee-chul is stealing your heart away with jokes besides singing!

Is that the hot celebrity news or a mere gossip? And especially on Twitter, he laughs a lot. He even laughs without any reason. How can it be? According to one of his followers, that's because he fails to tickle his fans' fancy, instead he himself is forced to tickle himself--confusing?

According to another follower, he fails to follow this girl offline, as the girl was in a hurry to have a movement to the rest room downtown. The other one says he can't stop laughing watching Indonesian's comedy show on TV. What's so funny, anyway? Korean-Indonesian, totally different language. How can it be understood?

Forget it. Welcome to the world of tickling, young man. Ready or no, you're going to be tickled in the blogesphere!

Eminem and Dangdut Song

Is Eminem one of the hip-hop stars? Eminem uses all types of four-letter words and adult topics in his music, and never sings dangdut song, let alone with the Indonesian King of Dangdut, Rhoma Irama. Music is part of his life and Rhoma Irama.thinks that way too.

But, world, do you know who Rhoma Irama is? Pay a visit to Indonesia, but sorry--it's rampant, prone to corruption all over the regions today.

In a preview released Friday (October 8) from his upcoming interview with a blogger, Em describes his household as a swearing-free zone but it is free from Dangdut song!

"I'm a parent; I have daughters. It's okay, if they want to sing with me all the time, but not dangdut. I'm afraid they wont' forget where they belong to and dance anytime they want, even on the street," Em told tickling blogger, Mr. Trilili.

"I'm not saying there's no tolerant in the music, there's much different between Rap and Dangdut," Em explained. "But this is music, this is my art and this is what I do."

Em has tried to create any tickling songs but we don't know yet, when they will be released, and of course, no dangdut singers all over Indonesia know abut it.

"Desire still exists, but I don't think it's fun to sing something you don't like to sing, you know, bringing the new atmosphere to the world is fun with rap, not with dangdut" he told the Anythingyousay Times in June.

"There was so much fun in the world, including writing parody."

Hmm, who said the latter? Who said all?

Actress Juliette Lewis injured in Califiornia and all bloggers feel sorry!

All bloggers feel sorry about it: Actress Juliette Lewis has been injured in a hit-and-run crash in Burbank, police said. But what can they do to entertain her? Nothing! Only one tickling blogger decides to entertain her. But nobody know where he's from..

That Wednesday night when a driver ran a stoplight, smashed into Lewis' vehicle and kept going, unfortunately this tickling blogger was not there, but he seemed to have a sixth sense, meaning he knew about it, but he couldn't tell.

The car was found a short distance away, and the blogger was asleep soundly at home by the time the accident happened.

Lewis complained of pain in her head, back and neck and some bruising. Actually, the blogger wanted to visit her in the hospital, but he cancelled it--he was not sure his presence there would be helpful.

And ... do you hear that? "Get out of here!"

Is that the yell of Juliette Lewis?

Justin Bieber dolls to tickle your fancy for the holidays?

Justin Bieber dolls are coming to a toy store near you this holiday season. "But you can't buy them, my kids, and I'm not suggesting you buy one."

The dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, seem offended. They try to find out who says the above statement.

But they can't move, they're only dolls. However, their curiosity grows strong that they turn themselves to humans and sneak around that warehouse and approach a shadow around the corner.

They are about to yell at this mother when they find her sitting calmly there, moaning about her life. Amazing, those dolls change their mind, make a deal with themselves and soon agree to turn themselves to mice and help this mice family to earn a piece of cheese.

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Related tickling story about Justin Bieber's fancy doll is here

Paul Hogan to tickle tax officers

Allegedly skipping the tax, Paul Hogan is now becoming the headline of the world. Does he need to tickle the Australian tax officers to make sure he has nothing to do with this violation?

Yes, by poem:

I am not a tax evader
I was once needed by a film maker
Who says I am sucker
They must know how to stop being trouble maker

Soon if he read this to them, what would happen next?

The tax officers would respond? Maybe.

You're telling a lie
All is based on the facts, you can't deny
We are of no intention to make you cry
Neither will we make your crocodile be shy
Come, make a deal and you can go and fly

My! Mr. Newsman, do you have any comment?