Jean-Claude Van Damme, it's not about his heart attack rumor

Jean-Claude Van Damme is just fine. His fans don't need to worry about him. However, Mr. Van Damme is worried if he cannot tickle his fans' fancy. He's too busy on shooting location to finish his latest film, Weapon in Louisiana and doesn't have enough time to see his fans.

"Why does he need to tickle his fans' fancy?" asked Van Damme's secret admirer to another secret admirer.

"I don't know. Ask him."

By the time the conversation was going on, Van Damme was practicing his stunt scene nearby. And when he finished, he started to tickle his funny bone reading a tickling comic book.

"Does he like comic book?" again, his secret admirer asked the other one. "I don't know and I don't know either if that's what he usually does in his break time. Ask him."

The conversation stopped, Van Damme was passing by. Those secret admirers rushed to crawl on the wall and soon enter their den. It's weird. Who were they?

It is not important to tell here who they are. Do you believe, few minutes afterwards Van Damme burst into laughter? It's absolutely none of our business, is it?