Funniest blog

The funniest blog is here, the one which has not successfully favored it's readers with its jokes. Only aliens regard it as a masterpiece.

What happens to the blog spoofing celebrities like Justin Bieber or Brad Pitt? It has been abandoned by its writer because he couldn't stand laughing at himself reading the funny contents of his blog. On the other hand, it is left by its readers as no quality contents available there.

Is an article writing about awkward Cinderella a tickling one? Or the one saying Bruno Mars tickle nannies
meets the criterion as a funny blog? What a claim!

But that's funny: "hey, this is a tickling blog, page one is a joke about butterfly, page two is a about fancy island, page one hundred is you are being chased by a dog and the title is not supposed to be: Whether you feel tickled or no, it is a blog to tickle your funny bone!"

It is funny as zero comment it makes, it is an exceptional blog. It deserves such pride: the undoubtedly tickle your fancy blog! What do you think? The funniest one in the air!

But here? Where? Aliens haven't gone back from shopping, they haven't even subscribed to a TV channel in order to recognize Katy Perry or Robert Pattinson. What sounds amusing? According to any rule on the Internet, a funny blog must be a successful one, having a huge of traffic everyday and creates many subscribers.

Here? Where? The claim must be objective. The laughter must be sounded and continued, otherwise is only a piece of junk.

But, once upon a time a scavenger in Mars or thereabouts made a discovery: it's a laughter that he heard from a waste disposal.

He screamed, "A blog?!!!"

In remembrance of the King of Plop: a distinguished celebrity

Funny things needed to entertain you on the Net. Blogger wanted as well as unusual things to tickle your fancy: celebrity, public figures, ect. And not only that--you bet.

Anybody wanting to cope with stress will be welcomed here in Seldom Land to read all the accepted funny writing materials; especially those in the sulks and no way would they have themselves tickled by their routine. Blogs are excluded, but the writers who can parody celebrities are needed.

Once upon a time a blogger getting interested in this invitation paid a visit here and was given a chance to prove his skill to create a funny writing about celebrities. To his amusement, the spoof he had thought to be the funniest one failed to amuse Jichael Mackson, the founder of Seldom Land, well known also as the King of Plop, who urged any bloggers who had such talent to have themselves tickled here in order to cope with stress. Gossips of celebrity were exposed, but--silly!

However, Jichael started to laugh and laugh and laugh, not because of the content of the blog describing laughter as the best medicine--that's not funny at all! he only wanted to practice a great habit to anybody that laughter was indeed the best medicine. It can even cure broken-hearted celebrities, according to him.

Everybody knew that to prove laughter as the best medicine; Jichael had to have undergone a series of plastic surgery to change his irritated face into a friendly, not a funny one.The people in Seldom Land were advisable to tell jokes to Jichael's children who, on the other hand, were learning to create the best joke of the day to outdo the available jokes which might never appear on blogs nor read by celebrities.

Mr. Mackson with the whole family in Seldom Land was never tired to suggest everyone if they wanted to cope with stress, they had to be ready to be tickled by funny remarks and should have their own jokes to share with here. Be it about celebrities or anything ...

Ironically, the king of fun died last week of a stop-laughing failure leaving all funny memories that kept laughing all the time. Bloggers can't be blamed!

Robert Pattinson, any tips about celebrity products?

Looking for products used or initated by Robert Pattinson? Tips for anybody who want to be just look like celebrity? But, where is the best place to buy them, Mr Pattinson? People today are hunger for fashion and pride, and they shop till drop.

First, we would like to know about what you wear Mr. Pattinson? What fashion product do you prefer as a handsome actor? Is it what people, especially your fans looking for? Is it as dark as what a vampire wears in a horror movie or is it pink to glorify Mr. Valentino at Valentine Day? You know better than other, right? Product related to Robert Pattinson are scattered on Google, agreed?

As Edward Cullen you are fussy over fashion is that right Mr. Pattinson? But Edward Cullen is not a celebrity. He is fictitious. He only asks where to buy the ticket to watch him being in action, don't you think?Anybody looking for celebrity products will find Robert Pattinson on shooting location, usually on Friday night? Not sure? Me, neither. But did you know what he did last summer? It's none of your business!

Need his tips?

Just make sure, you have done your homework, so that mommy won't yell at you. Then when you grow up here are the tips for you to find the best celebrity product in case you want to buy one. Never ask Robert Pattinson about it.

1. If you are a hillbilly don't get hilarious the first time you see Google's advertisement flashing in animation on the Internet. Just go to Google search engine and type: where to buy your desired clothes.

2. If you are a fashion designer and would like to review products of celebrity just get out of here quickly and go to your address bar, type also the related keywords of celebrity products there.

So, what's the conclusion?

If you don't have a sense of humor, better do as suggested at point 1 and 2. Lol.

Britney, product and you

Britney and fashion? How about that? You like to copy your idol's favorite apparel? When it comes to fashion products related to Britney Spears, you'd better check out this question: You know Britney? But Britney Spears don't know you. Well, that's out of context.

Now since fashion needs focus. the next question is who and what should we be talking about here. I wrote several times about tickling Britneys here but no fashion or product included. Just to put it to spotlight in case you haven't read the related post: The Confusing Britney, Britney Spears or Britney Tampubolon?

Britney Spears is no doubt a famous celebrity. She is a great singer as well as stage performer. Britney Tampubolon is the one may come from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. She may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and I haven't seen them, either.

Now let me edit the rest: Britney didn't come to my dream last night asking about how to promote fashion products her fans are looking for. She appears there on the Internet wearing something for you to guess.

Now, if you think you know everything about the fashion product Britney wears, correct the following mistakes:

In her leisure time Britney likes wearing Supergirl costume and pink wig. At the latest X Factor USA she wore Indonesian batik. The first video clip she created, she was veiled over.

How Britney are you? Prove it.

Why Whiteboard Animation Is Effective To Promote Your Products Online

Is whiteboard animation effective and powerful to promote your products on line! If so, How come?

It's quite popular on the Internet today. There are many samples on YouTube that you can search for. And find below my sample for you to consider to hire me if you think it's worth watching and having. Talking about whether it is effective or no to promote your product online with this platform, you may have option, choose original art drawing (custom) or just so so.

Whiteboard animation or scribing is another type of video explainer which is effective enough to improve business or promote your products on the Internet. People don't easily get bored as presentations show something interesting and animated rather than the detailed description of charts and words.

Why is promoting products through whiteboard animation effective? Wondering how?

• Efficient and cheaper

You are cutting promotional or advertising budget. Instead of hiring an actor to create a commercial break like those you watch on TV or such like, this kind of animation is simple, effective and efficient

•  Interesting and inspiring

When it comes to product, many people seem to be hesitant to watch a long boring presentation with chart or graphic or detail theories, they need something short, funny or fabulous. And what else to express it if not cartoon or animation

• Fun and viral

Since it is visual and animated, off course, it's gonna be fun. People of all age like video. Rather than thinking seriously of such business promotion with glossy screen, they feel entertained. They may get a sheet of paper and put an idea there. The doodle might lead to the first answer to how effective it is to promote your products through this media. If you upload the video on YouTube such a thing might be viral, depending on how you make up your video. 

• Natural and straight to the point

What was the first lesson you got at school? Whatever it was, there are whiteboards at school. It's a natural way of explaining things. Your teacher will put the idea there and now as a seller you become a teacher to explain why your product is worth having on a white screen which only hands shown, sped up and it's really unique. You just need to elaborate problems your market might have, provide solutions as best as you can and come up with solution as well as becoming the solution maker. It's just straight to point. At the end you just put call to action.

• Turn your site into a real business

If now you call it a business with the website you have but if there's nothing to convince buyers, they will stay there on your homepage for less than 5 seconds only. But if there's something funny like a cartoon figure embedded in video which tickles visitors to click you really start a really business. There might not be a deal automatically but there might be call to action possibilities in case someone crazily needs your product. 

Watch the video below for you to get inspiration

           

What do you think about it? Interested? If we have something in common, let's talk about it. See me here on upwork.com

Jakarta flood -- cartooned

Jakarta flood cartooned.

This is a satire, a depiction of such a condition of a regular disaster responded with apathetic manner Jakarta's devastated by the floods and for such a thing many people just take it easy.

Another version of this video clip: Banjir Jakarta (Animasi lucu). I completed as soon as I had arrived home from the train station, which cancelled its regular trip and served only halfway, due to the terrible flood.Then I decided to add an English subtitle to a similar video clip so that you can understand what the man is talking about here.

January 17th 2013 was a terrible situation we had here in Jakarta, Floods were everywhere blocking access to any vital destinations, and by the time I am writing this post, the evacuations are still being carried on. I hope everything will turn to get normal soon.

Pray for Jakarta, everyone..

Jakarta terrible flood

Jakarta flood at the end of the year 2012.

The following videos were taken with my blackberry on the way home on 22nd of December 2012. That's the first time I saw such a disaster which forced me to wade across the knee-dept water to reach the nearest train station about half kilometer from the location. And, to my disappointment, my trip home was disappointingly troubled by the fall of a tree to block the tracks somewhere up there on the overhead railways.

That's not final, anyway. The disaster went on and came to its peak on January 17th 2013 which forced me to go back home as transportation access anywhere was blocked by huge floods. By the time I'm writing this post, the process of evacuation is being carried on. Please pray for Jakarta, anyone.