Outsourcing, any tickling story about it?

It's a tickling story about outsourcing: It's not about the fault of a manufacturing company which triggers labors to rally on the street and yell at the government for the unfairness they've got. It can be a story about finding wages too high, quite tickling because the wages are not available in the company's catalog. How to cut costs and ends up moving production overseas; if this is not a serious matter to talk about, then outsourcing is really a tickling story.

Which part is it to tickle your funny bone? Do think it is funny when some American jobs were outsourced to China and the story about it spread all over the world inspired many labors, especially from developing country to fight for their right? Or about Chinese actors fleeing to America and then they try to outdo the local actors?

Outsourcing as part of evil does not benefit labors. Who says government created some 10,000 positions in the United States in the past two years? It's Another page of a tickling story book. Let's visit India, just learn if it has the same problem as any other countries in the world to face outsourcing problems.

But before flying there, do you agree that outsourcing is a fact of life in the modern age? It is said in North Korea, it is fortunate in having no private jobs to be moved. In Indonesia it forces labors to block a toll road.

Okay, no confusion. Here it goes the story of the world capital of English-language call centers. No matter how hard you search on the Internet, there are no wages to make you feel like tickled. If you don't know what it's all about then you need to speak an American style of English.

The story continues In the U.S., where each of the major party presidential candidates is pretending that outsourcing is a grotesque abuse that occurs only because of his opponent's heartless irresponsibility.

Don't you think it is ticklish about Barack Obama blaming Mitt Romney because Bain Capital shipped jobs abroad — a claim that FactCheck.org found baseless? If you don't think so, another question is, why Romney accuses Obama of sending this information to a witty blogger. What?!

Take it easy, the latter, which is disjointed, is where the tickling story starts anyway.

Is Hugo Chavez really a dictator?

Do you think Hugo Chavez is the most controversial head of state in the world? As a dictator, he must be mean and pitiless, right?

But what is dictator in eye of art? It can be more sadistic than sadist itself. It can turn the definition into abstract and Hugo Chavez maybe considered a hero to meet the requirement of a national fighter. The one to fight for what he believes, so art is removed from this context. Let him talk about himself and others talk about him. He is part of all leaders everywhere in the world, making promises in order to get elected, few ever do what they promised, and many don't even make the attempt, if you may think so.

As for me I won't elaborate the meaning of democracy here to interfere other business. Hugo Chavez as a dictator is the same as an honorable Mr. So and So whose images appear everywhere in the city's billboards and banners. Be it corrupter or opportunist, people don't care.

Hugo Chavez was born to the son of working class parents who wish him to be dictator. How about this sentence? You may blame me for making up this entry. But Chavez true story is something that can be changed when it comes to political interests. Dictatorship in Indonesia, my country, for example, used to be wrapped in smiles and convincing development breakthroughs in the era of Sukarno and Suharto.

So we need to rewrite the story of dictatorship into something more worth-reading like the story of elites with their personal benefit. Not interesting? Okay, how about Chavez getting rid of his presidential limo and donated his princely presidential salary to benefit the poor? Wanna join Chavez driving a jeep and ask him, "are you really dictator, sir?" Would you like also to accompany him riding on the back of trucks with the people, or mingling with people on the street. If you say, what a strange behavior for a dictator! What a weird president!, you have come the world of sadistic. The world of perception! What is it?

You may find Hugo Chavez  in the shadow of hero or villain. He can be the one to combat dictatorship himself. He is the one often referred to in the U.S. as one of the most dangerous politicians in Latin America. As the President of Venezuela, he regularly acts against the Washington Consensus by implementing alternative models of economic development and social changes in the name of democratic socialism.

The way Chavez combat dictatorship is by getting himself into abstract, singing like that one people usually watch on Bollywood flicks.Make a convincing dance, gather with flocks and yell at the echoing rocks.When battles call for him, he will be ready with patriotism blessed by mothers all over the world.

Chavez is an inspiration!

Welcome to the world of fancy initiated by Mr Nurman who learns to be a dictator to tickle your funny bone.

Story to generate money

This is a factual and motivating story for anybody who hate to be trapped by a make quick money scheme piece of writing. But, first, as an adult you still like to be lulled to sleep by a tickling story? What kind of story do you like? Which do you prefer to listen now: stories to bring you back to your childhood or stories to inspire you to generate money online?

Once when a lion was asleep a little mouse began running up and down upon him; this soon wakened the lion, who placed his huge paw upon him, and opened his big jaws to swallow him. But, "... No way lion, I'm busy. It's not comfortable browsing only with a keyboard."

What do you think of the abovewritten story? This kind of story won't tickle your children's fancy, rather they say this is ridiculous and distracting, right? What moral can they get from here?

When you browse most of the pages of this blog you'll find no such stories suit your toddlers. The stories of distraction you may say and that's as what I call tickling. This is the art of rewrite and intended especially to those having a sense of humor.

Now skip the fable. I would like to share a true story with you about how to make money online without you getting trapped in a make quick money scheme. Maybe this is one of a few of serious contents I've shared here. Okay, first, what you need is focus. Then, look at you and think what sort of skill you can promote to others. If below part of your expertise then read on the story.

• Web Development
• Software Development
• Networking Information Systems
• Writing & Translation
• Administrative Support
• Design & Multimedia
• Customer Service
• Sales & Marketing



Join me here

• Business Services

Once upon a time an employer paid me money for sending him a quick turnaround article as he wished. I had won the project beforehand and this was my first money on the Internet. It's not big money, no much to be proud of. But then I made bigger money gradually. Now it becomes the thing I can share here to anybody who believe can make bigger money than me.

This story is not a fable or drama, nor something fictitious. You may be the actor here to play to role. Good luck.

Stories for all ages

The contents of this blog are all straight and even safe for children to read. The tickling stories available here are none to tell about man tickling woman tied up in bed and tend to lead many to sexual desires. Maybe you find it is silly when you try to get the point seriously but later you get nothing but only distractions. As its name, Mr Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, its about a man who is learning to create tickling stories, writing, news and the like. Unfortunately, up to now I am not sure of the definition of me tickle your fancy; is it that I'm trying to make you like my writings. Put me into your own tickling story as dummy. Lol.

My children are save here, Mr. Nurman?

About me, the author, I have never been abroad, only know less what west culture is all about and the way humor is applied there perhaps applies oriental style. Many of the celebrities written here I don't know them well, surely hardly ever watch them acting or singing. I've got them from browsing, thanks to Google, Yahoo or Bing, and only recently that I know I need to visit the trend talked about anything on the Internet frequently. Hope there some tickling inspirations there, especially stories. Here is the "silly" blog belongs to the man who learns to tell jokes by writing or rewriting as what is considered tickling stories or something.

All of celebrities and public figures written here are part of parody and by no means to offend them personally. If it is called a tickling blog from its silly contents, weird stories, maybe people need to know the history of the make of this blog. The initiative of  me focusing on tickling stories is that I believe people everywhere in the world need something to tickle their fancy.Everyday we need to listen or tell stories one another, right?

A glimpse of the distractions

Do you consider a tickling story is a fact rewritten in an amusing way? Parody, satire, inlcuding the distraction of  any serious topics people talk about. Katy Perry, for example. Here are a few that you can find what I may call as tickling stories of Katy Perry as distraction. The famous singer who once came to Indonesia and (I just knew her from the internet the day before her concert began here). There goes the silly idea::"why didn't the promoter tell me about her arriving here?" And Justin Bieber, the most searched on the Internet, what's a tickling story about him? You name it. For his doll, song lyric to his you tube world record. All are many more to be considered tickling stories

Keep up with Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy and enjoy more and more tickling stories which never stop tickling your fancy. Anyway, when will that $ 1 billion send to my bank account?

Tickling stories?

Here is a list of tickling stories that you may find absurd, odd or hilarious. They are part of entertainment and you are free to laugh out loud or not.

• Katy Perry, in case you need to know what she's doing in Bali with me
• Image for children, a tickling story which never be sounded as it only displays pictures
• Vaginal problem, maybe this one is not a tickling story for man
• Bed time story, written at the beginning of the construction of this tickling blog
• Robert Pattinson, who else to attract attention of women if not him?
• Kristen Stewart, seen her in the park waiting for a vampire?
• Justin Bieber, Do you have his doll with you, guys?
• Celebrities to jostle for the train, a ridiculous one!
• Clark Kent, a new blogger?

There are still more. But unfortunately, it's getting late now.

Once you finish reading them, wash your hand and go to bed. Don't do the same mistakes again,okay? Don't wet your bed, don't ask your mom to put you in her lap and make her breastfeed you, you are an adult now.

How are you Mr. Nobody?

I know it's difficult to be nobody. You may act like Mr. Bean to make sure of people that you're alive. Isn't that extreme? Anywhere you go you feel like an alien. No matter what you do, surely nobody will address you with Hi Mr. So and so, "how are you doing?"

Life is part of game. Some become "somebody" other become "nobody". Today you are nobody tomorrow you are somebody. The best part of it is how you can play your role so convincingly regardless of the wish for Oscar award or CCN coverage. Never dream that one day Erin Burnett will come to see you, and from nothing to something, she tickles your funny bone and turn you from nobody to somebody. But who can stop us from daydreaming? Who knows you become Donald Trumps in a few years later.

Hm, that's too much, right? Let's think positive about becoming nobody. Mr. Bean who is a loser, troublesome and eccentric gives good example of how a coincidence happening in life which brings, on the other hand, a positive result. Really? Mr. Bean is not real but the brilliant concept behind it is not set by Mr. Nobody.

It is not an acknowledgment or a confession that I created a video entitled Mr. Nobody is .Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to show you a sort of narcissism. It is just an expression, an image that to lead a simple life surely will help us to create happiness in our own selves.

However, If you disagree with "us" here, would you please let me know how to become somebody without having to write something weird like Mr. nobody.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits to tickle Brigitte Nielsen?

Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't say his affair with his family's housekeeper was the first time he cheated on Maria Shriver. He never says this is a tickling story of his life.

When he and Shriver were living together, the action star and former California governor never said that tickling each other is the best solution to all problems. As you know, he admits in his new autobiography to a "hot affair" with actress Brigitte Nielsen while they filmed Red Sonja in 1985Time magazine reports.

Schwarzenegger, now 65, never thought the relationship with Nielsen was something like playing soccer and when you fail to make a goal you tickle the goal keeper. The aforementioned statement is indeed not true. He never thought the relationship with Nielsen was serious and that the fling only convinced him to marry Shriver, he writes in Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, according to Time.

Nielsen, now 49 wasn't with me the night I got a headache thinking about how to make my first dollar online. Millions miles away out there, she wrote in her own autobiography last year about an "outrageous affair" with Schwarzenegger but said she didn't know he was with Shriver at the time.

All is clear, never make up such a story, guys. Don't say that Schwarzenegger filed for divorce in 2011 after Shriver revealed her affair with Mildred Baena which produced a son, Joseph, now a teenager.

That's not funny!