Justin Bieber, bahasa Indonesia and the course

Did Justin Bieber know that Indonesian (Bahasa Indonesia) is the official language of Indonesia? Don't ask him that question when he is singing and dancing on stage. How well does he know bahasa? Rather than say it is Indonesian, it is well known by foreigners as bahasa (the language).

Now, remember Justin Bieber's concert in Indonesia, April 23 2011?--I wrote the similar theme here about a year ago. He sang in English. he danced like an Englishman and the way he thought referred to English-speaking community. But suddenly he spoke bahasa:

"Saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia" (I can speak Indonesian language)
"Ya, saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Siapa bilang saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia?"
"Saya sungguh-sungguh bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Kalau saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia, saya tidak akan mau berbahasa Indonesia."

Any question?

Ada pertanyaan?

Kenapa tiba-tiba Anda bisa berbicara bahasa Indonesia, Justin?

Why all of a sudden you are able to speak Indonesian, Justin?


He might say, "I don't know, ask the crazy blogger." 

The silly one as written above reminds me of a friend who probably will give solution to anybody wanting to master Indonesian language. If you want to know the meaning of the stressing phrases above you may visit Bahasa corner and ask my friend about it.

One suggestion, if you happen to be in Indonesia now, especially in Jakarta, the capital, try to ask the local the meaning of "Katakan tidak pada korupsi!" I am sick of asking this question to politicians. Lol.

How to seo? (in a tickling way)

Did you know how to seo? I didn't until I found something that changed my mind. I said, yes I did. It's a two-year journey of blogging--a process and progess. The simple thing how to optimize your website on Google first page is to write something relevant to your web or blog contents and stick to the keyword(s).

And play with it, be an artist, just as what I do. I like tickle, tickling, tickling story, tickling article, tickling blog, tickle blogger or whatever tickle. Think about what attract attentions. I like celebrities (to tell the truth I don't know a few of them, but I just like to put the name here) Then there they are: tickle Britney Spears, tickle Katy Perry, tickled, tickling, ticklish whatever before the name of the famous.

Now you check on Google for those tickling keywords, especially tickling blogger, tickling blog, tickling article and tickling story--tickling can be replaced by tickle or tickled. It's mine, Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy on the first page of Google USA on the first or second row for the keyword tickling blogger, Check out other tickling things.

Now, if you have something in common with me, you can do as what I do with your own keyword. Otherwise if you don't have enough time to rank your website/blog to Google, be my guest --- hire me on odesk.com. You are selling something? you need a lot of visitors to your site or blog, and you may try something silly which is actually not! Be witty ...

Good luck guys.

Rod Steward, Indonesia and the hit

What's the best hit of Rod Stewart when he performed in Jakarta, Indonesia recently? It's not "Alamat palsu" or "Alay." The fans will answer variably, off course.

No doubt, it was a nostalgia-filled experience for fans of British superstar Rod Stewart. Jakarta welcomed him gaily. During his concert,“Rod Stewart: The Hits,”on Tuesday night at Plenary Hall in the Jakarta Convention Center, Stewart never talked about an accident happening around Tugu Tani, downtown, recently which has taken 9 lives of innocent pedestrians.

The 67-year-old still has nothing to do with it. He kept singing and singing until, suddenly to everyone unawareness, one of the 2,400-strong audience cried.

He opened with “Love Train,” taken from his 2009 album “Soulbook,” and this man kept crying. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw.

All of a sudden the music stopped and the man flew high to sky approaching Mr. Steward. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw. Rod took a deep breath and didn't see the man standing beside him. The superstar said nothing. The man, instead said, "Oh come on, Mr. Nurman stop this nonsense!"

Kate Moss

Kate Moss won't join twitter? Why? Because she is one of the most famous women in the world? See the name: Moss, it's close to famoss (famous). Lol. Off course, that's not true. No tickling thing there to tell the story about.

"No. I couldn't swim while I want to swim, because people kept twitting me and asking me to teach them English." Is this her statement?

No, here is the truth:

"No. I couldn't think of anything worse than people knowing what I'm doing all the time. I just don't understand it. I don't get it at all. Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing. I don't want people to know anything!" she laughed in an interview with British newspaper The Times.

The 38-year-old star wishes she was anonymous from time to time. And to help her make it true, we need to support her, give her the media, maybe a special room for reflection or meditation and .... What?! This silly!

And we hope she was to be reborn to put down here as another tickling story. Lol.

"Why would anybody want to know? I try to be the opposite, so people don't know anything that I'm doing," remember, she said this--it's privacy; it's not Casper's statement.

Tickle story?

It's weird. Can you tickle a story? Instead, a story will tickle you. But if you would give it a try, just do it.

Okay, first tickle the story of Obama: “We're looking forward to hearing from [President Obama] about what's ahead in the coming year. Our teams and new volunteers are opening up their offices and their homes to experience this moment in history together ..." There is nothing tickling here and written above is not a story. Hmm...

Or tickle the story of Katy Perry: You knew Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia recently? Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and .... It doesn't laugh. The story cannot be tickled!

So, how to tickle a story? There's nothing that we can do. Just let the words tickle themselves. Each time they tickle each other, the comma will tickle the full stop, the full stop will tickle the paragraph and the paragraph will tickle the passage.

If this won't make a tickling story don't see me on the first page of google.

Watch my video who might tickle your fancy:

Tickle Indonesian leader, do you dare?

Is it a tickling story? Tickling article? Or whatever ... you may drop by to tickle or to be tickled..

Wanted: Indonesian leader!

Indonesia ahead needs a leader who is able to listen to people and understand the meaning of mandatory. If he is a Muslim not only must he believe there is hell and heaven before he steps forward for power, but he needs a cleric to make sure of it. He is supposed to frequently read or recite the Quran himself, especially when it comes to the ayah of hell torture for the mandatory traitor.

So, if you think you are the right person, please review the requirements below before you make decision

• No image-building oriented
• Not governed by the system, he controls it instead
• No rhetorical statements over corruption but he himself is the corruption buster
• No demand for standard facilities
• No outsider’s interest and share
• No discrimination of law, must be willing to be punished if he breaks his promise

And the last ...

• No wonder that you WITHDRAW!

Katy Perry

Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia?

Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and then will visit me to share her tickling stories?"

Don't yell, "Come on ..."

Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (born October 25, 1984), better known by her stage name of Katy Perry, is not an amateur singer who sings melancholic song of dangdut--this kind of genre popular in Indonesia. Born in Santa Barbara, California, and raised by Christian pastor parents, Perry grew up listening to only gospel music and sang in her local church as a child. About this, she never told me in private due to continental long distance's problem.

She might have been in Jakarta by the time I'm writing this. Again, why didn't the promoters tell me about it? If they did, I would beg SOPA to stop their action to disturb our online activities, right? What is SOPA anyway? They are bad news for bloggers, artists and whoever having business on the Internet.

What do you think Mr. Promoter? Why do you think, Katy? What do you think Mr. Pirate? Whoops ....
Pirate?

Well, welcome to Indonesia, dear ...