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Friday, September 9, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Tara Reid hates being tickled!
“I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo.
Above is one of Tara Reid's quotes. So if you happen to know her, please ask her to visit this blog, because, ready or not, she's going to be tickled here. Yes, I just want to make sure whether she's going to swing from one tree to another or not for a bunch of bananas.
Every celebrity being tickled here must know that if he wants to be like a monkey when he gets tickled, it is not recommended to read the posts belonging to Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy while being tickled which is not necessarily done by a monkey..
Tara Reid will laugh if she is tickled. When she gets tickled, she gets pissed off. But she is not going to laugh if while being tickled people say, "Hey, you're broke and the monkey took your money!"
That's absolutely not funny!
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Above is one of Tara Reid's quotes. So if you happen to know her, please ask her to visit this blog, because, ready or not, she's going to be tickled here. Yes, I just want to make sure whether she's going to swing from one tree to another or not for a bunch of bananas.
Every celebrity being tickled here must know that if he wants to be like a monkey when he gets tickled, it is not recommended to read the posts belonging to Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy while being tickled which is not necessarily done by a monkey..
Tara Reid will laugh if she is tickled. When she gets tickled, she gets pissed off. But she is not going to laugh if while being tickled people say, "Hey, you're broke and the monkey took your money!"
That's absolutely not funny!
Comedy writer for hire? Click here ...
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Tickling
According to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, tickling is the act of touching a part of the body so as to cause involuntary twitching movements and/or laughter. The word tickle evolved from the Middle English tikelen, perhaps frequentative of ticken, to touch lightly.
The idiom tickled pink means to be pleased or delighted In 1897, psychologists G. Stanley Hall and Arthur Allin described a "tickle" as two different types of phenomena One type caused by very light movement across the skin. This type of tickle, called a knismesis, generally does not produce laughter and is sometimes accompanied by an itching sensation.
Another type of tickle is the laughter inducing, "heavy" tickle, produced by repeatedly applying pressure to "ticklish" areas, and is known as gargalesis. Such sensations can be pleasurable or exciting, but are sometimes considered highly unpleasant, particularly in the case of relentless heavy tickling.
According to Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, tickling means ready or not you are going to be amused. Like it or not, you're going to learn how this crazy world needs to be tickled. But it is not recommended to tickle yourself physically. This way won't help you cope with stress, you add another one, instead.
Tickle, tickling, ticklish are just words,. It is nice to see these words tickling one another, and everywhere on the Internet such things can happen. This childish idea is not for scientists to elaborate; it's part of learning anyway. Yes, learning to make people happy by telling jokes.
A phrase like learning to tickle your fancy may not be included in a world directory or encycloopedia like Wikipedia, but things like in Wikipedia can be tickled if you know how. Just make sure, there is nothing so serious about it; it is for entertaining purspose only.
No offense, no hatred!
Happy tickling!
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The idiom tickled pink means to be pleased or delighted In 1897, psychologists G. Stanley Hall and Arthur Allin described a "tickle" as two different types of phenomena One type caused by very light movement across the skin. This type of tickle, called a knismesis, generally does not produce laughter and is sometimes accompanied by an itching sensation.
Another type of tickle is the laughter inducing, "heavy" tickle, produced by repeatedly applying pressure to "ticklish" areas, and is known as gargalesis. Such sensations can be pleasurable or exciting, but are sometimes considered highly unpleasant, particularly in the case of relentless heavy tickling.
According to Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, tickling means ready or not you are going to be amused. Like it or not, you're going to learn how this crazy world needs to be tickled. But it is not recommended to tickle yourself physically. This way won't help you cope with stress, you add another one, instead.
Tickle, tickling, ticklish are just words,. It is nice to see these words tickling one another, and everywhere on the Internet such things can happen. This childish idea is not for scientists to elaborate; it's part of learning anyway. Yes, learning to make people happy by telling jokes.
A phrase like learning to tickle your fancy may not be included in a world directory or encycloopedia like Wikipedia, but things like in Wikipedia can be tickled if you know how. Just make sure, there is nothing so serious about it; it is for entertaining purspose only.
No offense, no hatred!
Happy tickling!
Comedy writer for hire? Click here ...
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Jessica Simpson is An American singer, full stop!
Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an Indonesian singer-songwriter, actress, television personality and fashion designer. Wait, she is not going to be tickled here, come on. Can you correct the mistake above?
Yes, off course, it's easy, right? Jessica is an American whose rise to fame began in 1999. Since that time, Ms. Simpson has achieved many recording milestones, starred in several television shows, movies, and commercials, launched a line of hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes, and handbags for women. There's nothing like the gossip above to tickle your funny bone.
Jessica has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including the remake of Robocop's original face? Come on there you go again ... don't be ridiculous. Never make up a tickling gossip .... Devoting time to philanthropic efforts are recommended for the rich, and after doing so, don't beg them more money, okay?. Miss Simpson, please sing for us .... I can't stand living in a corrupted country! That's not funny.
A common story about Jessica Simpson is mortly related to product, fancy perfume especially. Many people are looking for it for such items are intensively promoted through the Internet If this statement is to outdo other celebrity product maybe I am too much on this. Fashion products are the tool to beautify someone's appearance and again, there's nothing to tickle your funny bone here.
Once when I fancied my wife wearing celebrity gown, something occured to my mind: we haven't finished our last debate, not on Jessica Simpson's product, but on how I can make quick money online writing celebrity product. That sounds tickling.
Yes, off course, it's easy, right? Jessica is an American whose rise to fame began in 1999. Since that time, Ms. Simpson has achieved many recording milestones, starred in several television shows, movies, and commercials, launched a line of hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes, and handbags for women. There's nothing like the gossip above to tickle your funny bone.
Jessica has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including the remake of Robocop's original face? Come on there you go again ... don't be ridiculous. Never make up a tickling gossip .... Devoting time to philanthropic efforts are recommended for the rich, and after doing so, don't beg them more money, okay?. Miss Simpson, please sing for us .... I can't stand living in a corrupted country! That's not funny.
A common story about Jessica Simpson is mortly related to product, fancy perfume especially. Many people are looking for it for such items are intensively promoted through the Internet If this statement is to outdo other celebrity product maybe I am too much on this. Fashion products are the tool to beautify someone's appearance and again, there's nothing to tickle your funny bone here.
Once when I fancied my wife wearing celebrity gown, something occured to my mind: we haven't finished our last debate, not on Jessica Simpson's product, but on how I can make quick money online writing celebrity product. That sounds tickling.
Friday, September 2, 2011
Tickling celebrities reminder
Mr. Robocop, remember, before you go sunbathing, don't forget to tickle the celebrities below, okay?
Tickling pretty one
Tickling handsome one
Tickling gorgeous one
Tickling brave one
Tickling beautiful one
Tickling ridiculous one
Yes, you're right, the importance of tickling celebrities is that you keep your existence and integrity; you are not going to freak out easily anytime you see them. Who knows someday they will freak out to see you without helmet and ask your autograph, instead.
Okay, I'll be right back, as soon as you finish tickling everyone.and see you there in the beach.
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Tickling pretty one
Tickling handsome one
Tickling gorgeous one
Tickling brave one
Tickling beautiful one
Tickling ridiculous one
Yes, you're right, the importance of tickling celebrities is that you keep your existence and integrity; you are not going to freak out easily anytime you see them. Who knows someday they will freak out to see you without helmet and ask your autograph, instead.
Okay, I'll be right back, as soon as you finish tickling everyone.and see you there in the beach.
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We and celebrities should scream, freak out each other?
Do you always scream, freak out, ask for pictures/autographs, etc, when you suddenly see a celebrity around? Why the celebrities never scream or freak out nor ask for pictures or autographs of yours?
They are just normal human beings like us, aren't they?
Why some people on yahoo forum, facebook, myspace, etc put their last name as a celebrity last name: Beiber, Lautner, Jonas But not Sarimin or Tukinah? It's because they have the same ancestor, that is Adam?
On Yahoo! Answers you'll find some people comment as below:
Because people get sick of their own boring lives and want to learn about people who have much more fascinating lives.
It's because there obsessed DUH,
They get super super super super excited to see someone thats famous because if they take a pic or get an autograph they can share it to all there friends on facebook and people will think there 'cool'.
This mostly happens with tweens or teens :P
They get super super super super excited to see someone thats famous because if they take a pic or get an autograph they can share it to all there friends on facebook and people will think there 'cool'.
This mostly happens with tweens or teens :P
well... celebrities are a big deal in all over the world. but I think one reason that people behave that way is because of advertisements. well i mean for example each actor that girls are crazy for, had played as a gorgeous, heartthrob guy in a movie and in that movie girls are crazy for them for example Zac Efron in HSM, Rob ptz in Twilight series, Joe Jonas in Camp Rock ....
You see?
and it's the same for actresses! like Rachel M
You see?
and it's the same for actresses! like Rachel M
After all, the most interesting moment in life, maybe, if there's a time when you and celebrities scream and freak out each other.Like when we all see Robocop taking off his helmet and saying, "why don't you guys scream and freak out at me? I'm much prettier than Cinderella!"
Can't wait for that ...
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