Michael learns to rock, to blog, to tickle your fancy?

Michael Learns to Rock (also known as MLTR) are a Danish pop-soft rock band that performs songs in English.

Nobody should misunderstand it as the one performing songs in Indonesia regularly.

Formed in 1988, the band has sold over 11 million records worldwide, mainly in Asia, and in addition, another 6 million or more paid downloads for their single "Take Me To Your Heart" which was awarded "Most downloaded single of the year 2006".

Only a fool says it is  the most download single of the year 2011. But "Michael learns to blog to tickle your fancy" was found desperate in the jungle city of Jakarta, Indonesia. People keep wondering why.up to now.

I'm afraid in the incoming month of Ramadan "he" will join the beggars thronging the street and sing a song, I'm not an actor I'm not a star and I dont' even have my own car ...

What? Right or wrong is my country? What is that supposed to mean, politicians?

Hm .... It's weird ...

Justin Bieber speaks Indonesian?

Remember Justin Bieber's concert in Indonesia, April 23 2011?

He sang in English. he danced like an Englishman and the way he thought referred to English-speaking community. But suddenly he spoke bahasa.

"Saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia" (I can speak Indonesian language)
"Ya, saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Siapa bilang saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia?"
"Saya sungguh-sungguh bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Kalau saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia, saya tidak akan mau berbahasa Indonesia."

(No need to google-translate them--the following phrases above are just the emphasizes)

Any question?

Ada pertanyaan?

Kenapa tiba-tiba Anda bisa berbicara bahasa Indonesia, Justin?

Why all of a sudden you are able to speak Indonesian language, Justin?


He might say, "I don't know, ask the crazy blogger."

Kristen Steward never buys drugs from Robocop!

Robocop runs a drugstore? No way! Kristen Steward and Robert Pattinson are his loyal customers? That's silly! Then, why don't we run our own drugstore and earn cash money soon?

Here is a shop containing high-revenue drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Lexapro and many others, unique, easy to use interface, lets customers find the needed drugs within the shortest period of time!  The store is organized for easy surfing as all the drugs sold are seen on the main page, each drug contains a detailed description, which includes indications, therapeutic action and etc.

Interested?

UNFORTUNATELY STORE CLOSED After Robocop came over and asked if he could manage it himself.

Celebrities, avoid affiliate scams!

Yes, you have to.
I have to.
My father in-law has to.
All my neighbors have to.
Spiderman hanging on the wall has to.
Superman having a movement has to.
President Barack Obama who never reads this post has to.

But, people,

you don't have to dance this way

here and there here.

Robert Pattinson, tips for getting in shape for spring?

Four Tips For Getting In Shape For Spring, does this belongs to Robert Pattinson? No. The tips are useful for anybody wanting losing weight in reasonable way

As the winter months have progressed, if you're like most people you've put on a few more pounds than you'd care to admit. It's easy to let our good habits slide during the colder season as we're turning to warm foods for comfort and can easily hide any excess weight gain under layers of clothing.

But, sorry, the tips to put down here are gone suddenly. And much to my surprise, Robocop keeps it in his helmet and seems not to want to share with me.

Comedy writer for hire? You've come to the right place! 

Britney Spears and Fat Burner

Does Britney Spears have something to do with fat burner products? Unfortunately, up to now she has never rung me up, telling me that she does!

Whoever said getting fit again is impossible is not telling you the facts straight as they are. Getting back into your original size is easy if you know the secret, most people who have great looking abs and bottoms have used unique products and work out several times weekly.

If you are overweight, obese or just feel fat and your only dream is to lose your present weight to make yourself more productive, self-confident and attractive to the opposite sex or to simply be healthy read. But it’s sad to say the only way to achieve this is through hard work and discipline. Yes! Do not be surprised to read that these two are the only way to really lose weight.

Oprah Winfrey never asks me about Fat Burner

"Fat Burner – Is this a Scam or The Real Thing?" Don't tickle Oprah. She never asks me about this question. But whether it is a scam or not you'd better find it out yourself here ....

A lot of reviews, comments and feedbacks about the different fat burners are coming out every day. In fact, they are a combination of good and bad which is probably why some individuals thinks that these are just a scam to defraud them. But hold on a minute, there is no reason to label all fat burners as fraud as some really do work.

Fat burner, scam real thing, do they have something to do with Oprah? What a sensational distraction!

If you are one of the people who would like to know where this writing ends, I would like to suggest that you stop now. Because .I smell something burning in the kitchen ...............

Wake me up if you would like to hire a comedy writer, okay?

Comedy writer for hire? You've come to the right place!